Businessweek Infographic of Apple VP Scott Forstall

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Poll Results

Option	Votes
Co-patenter of the finger swipe	7
Failed to inflate balloon on stage	7
Has had his picture taken with 50 Cent	3
Played lead role in Sweeney Todd	3
Graduated high school with a perfect 4.0 GPA	1
is polarizing	0
Has a signature on-stage outfit	0
drives a silver Mercedes Benz SL55 AMG	0

― Philip Nunez, Friday, 28 September 2012 21:54 (thirteen years ago)

this makes me want to die

― the physical impossibility of sb in the mind of someone fping (silby), Friday, 28 September 2012 22:01 (thirteen years ago)

i'm pretty sure the balloon was OK afterwards.

― Philip Nunez, Friday, 28 September 2012 22:07 (thirteen years ago)

Gotta go with the finger swipe

― The windiest militant trash (Michael White), Friday, 28 September 2012 22:10 (thirteen years ago)

why does it make you want to die, silby?

― Philip Nunez, Friday, 28 September 2012 23:07 (thirteen years ago)

I want a dorky infographic around every picture of myself.

― controversial cabaret roommate (Nicole), Friday, 28 September 2012 23:14 (thirteen years ago)

for reals? because... we have the technology.

― Philip Nunez, Friday, 28 September 2012 23:24 (thirteen years ago)

It's not even an infographic. There are upside-down words. If there was a metaphor the AD was going for, it's totally obscure. It doesn't convey anything of relevance. It's just a big pointless turd.

― the physical impossibility of sb in the mind of someone fping (silby), Friday, 28 September 2012 23:57 (thirteen years ago)

i dunno there's something inanely captivating about it. like it could be the cover of the next TMBG album y'know?

― Philip Nunez, Saturday, 29 September 2012 00:14 (thirteen years ago)

i really thought the most offensive thing about the poll would be the idea that any of those things listed are notable life achievements.

― Philip Nunez, Saturday, 29 September 2012 00:17 (thirteen years ago)

Supposedly, the skewmorphic trends in Apple software originate from him.

― Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 29 September 2012 01:46 (thirteen years ago)

one year passes...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Sunday, 13 April 2014 00:01 (eleven years ago)

how did i miss this

― markers, Sunday, 13 April 2014 00:09 (eleven years ago)

he got fired about a month later

― markers, Sunday, 13 April 2014 00:10 (eleven years ago)

Glad to see Zach Braff has a role in Social Network II.

― That's So (Eazy), Sunday, 13 April 2014 01:35 (eleven years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Monday, 14 April 2014 00:01 (eleven years ago)

the second one was the correct answer

― markers, Monday, 14 April 2014 02:52 (eleven years ago)

i'm not sure i heard about that incident until after it happened, but it's too bad that he's gone now and it can't be repeated

― markers, Monday, 14 April 2014 02:52 (eleven years ago)

http://bit.ly/1gVhKBE

― markers, Monday, 14 April 2014 02:55 (eleven years ago)

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