The Valleys on MTV UK <---------- holy shit

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apologies in advance to our british friends but wtf is this shit

http://gawker.com/5947499/a-woman-peed-on-a-man-on-mtv-uk-this-week-nsfw

http://www.mtv.co.uk/shows/the-valleys#365036

instafapper (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 29 September 2012 08:23 (thirteen years ago)

i see bon-ahs left right and cent-ah

r|t|c, Saturday, 29 September 2012 08:46 (thirteen years ago)

no steam vents, no credibility.

how's life, Saturday, 29 September 2012 10:48 (thirteen years ago)

wau

set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Saturday, 29 September 2012 14:06 (thirteen years ago)

Yo! MTV Craps

a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Saturday, 29 September 2012 14:26 (thirteen years ago)

steroids

tpp, Saturday, 29 September 2012 15:03 (thirteen years ago)

onion sex 'ouse

wood grain, chestnut / cody, CHESNUTT (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 29 September 2012 15:20 (thirteen years ago)

oh my god

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Saturday, 29 September 2012 15:45 (thirteen years ago)

They pronounce "twat" so that it rhymes with the U.S.'s "hat"

This is how the word is pronounced.

emil.y, Saturday, 29 September 2012 15:50 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, how do Americans pronounce it?

pandemic, Saturday, 29 September 2012 15:54 (thirteen years ago)

Also that is one big hat.

pandemic, Saturday, 29 September 2012 15:55 (thirteen years ago)

we pronounce it like "twot"

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Saturday, 29 September 2012 15:55 (thirteen years ago)

rhymes with rot

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Saturday, 29 September 2012 15:56 (thirteen years ago)

very pseudy calling this socal-ish 'the valley' for when its always 'the valleys'

A.R.R.Y. Kane (nakhchivan), Saturday, 29 September 2012 16:01 (thirteen years ago)

rhymes with 'hat', mainly for refering to this guy
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/ba/Jamiroquai_2.jpg/220px-Jamiroquai_2.jpg

a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Saturday, 29 September 2012 16:01 (thirteen years ago)

The twot in the hot.

emil.y, Saturday, 29 September 2012 16:02 (thirteen years ago)

that's a headdress, snoball

A.R.R.Y. Kane (nakhchivan), Saturday, 29 September 2012 16:02 (thirteen years ago)

lol @ the singular valley, that was a j0rdan mistyping right?

lex pretend, Saturday, 29 September 2012 18:56 (thirteen years ago)

i had no idea americans pronounced twat incorrectly

lex pretend, Saturday, 29 September 2012 18:56 (thirteen years ago)

why not? they can't even spell!

Algerian Goalkeeper, Saturday, 29 September 2012 19:14 (thirteen years ago)

I learned this about ten years ago through 'Tales of Taboo' by Karen Finley

Did communist FB take down the awesome bacon quran picture? (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 29 September 2012 19:48 (thirteen years ago)

lol @ the singular valley, that was a j0rdan mistyping right?

― lex pretend, Saturday, September 29, 2012 2:56 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

yeah this is what happens when i make threads at 3:23 a.m.

instafapper (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 29 September 2012 21:04 (thirteen years ago)

but really what the fuck is going on with this show. i'm so fascinated.

i'm wonder how much of it has to do w/ how much you can show on TV in europe vs US but also i can't even see the jersey shore people being this... insane/trashy etc

also i find the storyline w/ the gay dude to be kind of compelling. he's also the only one taking a step back and going "wait... what the fuck is wrong with these people?"

instafapper (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 29 September 2012 21:06 (thirteen years ago)

there was also at least three times in this episode where someone said a full sentence and i didn't understand a single word

also some of these people are really terrible at selling the lines the producers are feeding them

instafapper (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 29 September 2012 21:08 (thirteen years ago)

my absolute favorite moment on this was when lateysha was talking about leeroy and said "we've got the jay-z and beyonce thing going on. he raps... i'm beyonce."

instafapper (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 29 September 2012 21:10 (thirteen years ago)

also i'm relieved to hear that chidgey is that dude's last name and not his first name. pray for his parents tho.

instafapper (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 29 September 2012 21:11 (thirteen years ago)

there was a nice daily mail story about a rugby player from one of these towns who had a traumatic brain injury and turned into a gay hairdresser

Au Wazza Balcazar (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 29 September 2012 21:12 (thirteen years ago)

gah! all this talk of twats has gotten me all-a-twitter!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, September 26, 2003 4:19 PM (9 years ago)

Au Wazza Balcazar (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 29 September 2012 21:52 (thirteen years ago)


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