The Cheeky Girls,Uri Gellar and Chuck Norris

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Or maybe not, I like this new ilxor and have nothing to say.

― a-33, Friday, 20 September 2002 10:15 (twenty-three years ago)

hi a-33, how's things?

uri geller is so TOTALLY a fake!! If he wishes to "prove the reality of his powers to the world" why is he STILL — ie more than 30 years after he first appeared — doing it through the scientifically unimpeachable medium of stage-performance? Why can he still not do ANYTHING SLIGHTLY USEFUL?

― mark s (mark s), Friday, 20 September 2002 10:19 (twenty-three years ago)

'Why can he still not do ANYTHING SLIGHTLY USEFUL? '

You make him sound like a manager!

My question, which I'll add to yours, Mark, is 'Why can he still not do anything a conjuror/magician cannot also do?'

As Randi put it: 'if he's using divine powers, he's doing it the hard way.'

― Tim Bateman, Friday, 20 September 2002 10:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Whatever happenned to the Cheeky Girls? They had 'star' written all o'er 'em (= I didn't half fancy them).

― Honest Tim, Friday, 20 September 2002 10:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Front cover of this week's heat Tim. Exclusive interview. How ignorant are you?

― Graham (graham), Friday, 20 September 2002 11:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Ignorant = I never religiously scour the shelves of W. H. Smith. Thanks for the tip.

― Tim Bateman, Friday, 20 September 2002 16:06 (twenty-three years ago)

So if Uri Geller is a fake, where is this magician that is on the board at Exeter City (this is unfortunately a wind-up for the wrong Tim)? And I don't have any albums by stage magicians, but I do have a Uri Geller album*! QED!

*have I not shown or played you this, Tim?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 20 September 2002 17:14 (twenty-three years ago)

is uri the best worst fake ever - didya see his house on RI:SE - what about terry nutkins living in a monastery?

hi mark, im grebt, autumn roolz

― a-33, Friday, 20 September 2002 18:53 (twenty-three years ago)

terry nutkins in monastery!!?

― RickyT (RickyT), Friday, 20 September 2002 22:31 (twenty-three years ago)

johnny morris gave terry shitlerds ov cash cos he had nee bairns!

― a-33, Sunday, 22 September 2002 20:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Let's stick to Barry White, shall we? I bet you've got that Shatner LP too...

Am I the right Tim on this one?

― Tim Bateman, Monday, 23 September 2002 06:37 (twenty-three years ago)

the cheeky girls = the rubbest of the rub. oh lets make them famous cos they're thin and cant sing a fucking note. oh let's laugh at the twee little song their mum wrote for them. *yaaaaawwwwwwwnnnn* and also FUCK OFF. grrr.

― katie (katie), Monday, 23 September 2002 11:23 (twenty-three years ago)

(i hope i am slagging off the right cheeky gurls here)

― katie (katie), Monday, 23 September 2002 11:24 (twenty-three years ago)

katie = Totally OTM. i was just pondering the relative uselessness of these pple after watching a bit of TV.

again - on uri - it isn't whether he is fake or not, its whether he deludes himself that is interesting to me, he knows we dont believe but he plays it straight.

chuck was fighting a demong in the 80s with really poor kicks, bruce lee spins in his grave.

if celebrity = our royalty - howcum there's no grace kelly , just shitloads of fergies.

― a-33, Monday, 23 September 2002 20:16 (twenty-three years ago)

OR TOO MANY GRACE KELLYS AND NOT ENOUGH (insert useful royal)

or was kelly the most ultra-useful partner ever - rainiers family fucked over the other families while dressed as monks

― a-33, Monday, 23 September 2002 20:23 (twenty-three years ago)

i am completely unaware of these cheeky girls!

uri gellar, does lots of good works that he keeps secret! As do I!

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 23 September 2002 21:22 (twenty-three years ago)

useful work = he can teleport the library books into the shelves in the right order w/o logging out of ilxor
not useful = he can bend a spoon!!! even UNbending spoons is more helpful than that!!

― mark s (mark s), Monday, 23 September 2002 22:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Grace Kelly = dud dud dud.

Left being in Hitch's films to marry a royal.

― Tim Bateman, Friday, 27 September 2002 15:14 (twenty-three years ago)

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