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have we discussed the SWITL? (warning: videos contained herein will blow your precious mind)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDlHGhKHIdM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQECrcZs6Wc

― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Friday, 12 October 2012 05:09 (thirteen years ago)

Wow

― www.toilet-guru.com (silby), Friday, 12 October 2012 05:41 (thirteen years ago)

nope automato still beats it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_C3D0rcFXrY

― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Friday, 12 October 2012 09:06 (thirteen years ago)

Automato is amazingly threatening, but SWITL is just... wow. I don't understand how it works.

― comedy is unnatural and abhorrent (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 12 October 2012 09:19 (thirteen years ago)

A robot replacement for the irritating person in your office who drums on their desk all day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RyodnisVvU

― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Friday, 12 October 2012 10:08 (thirteen years ago)

automato is basically ED-209 from robocop but with ketchup instead of machine guns.

― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Friday, 12 October 2012 11:37 (thirteen years ago)

i love how the media consensus is "japan is finished, long live china" but then the japanese continually come up with shit like the SWITL. wth.

― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Friday, 12 October 2012 11:38 (thirteen years ago)

Assuming it can pick up more than just exclusively ketchup mixed with mayo, SWITL will be the world's best luxury pooper scooper.

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 October 2012 12:58 (thirteen years ago)

automato is basically ED-209 from robocop but with ketchup instead of machine guns.

Hilariously OTM. "Thank you for your compliance."

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 October 2012 13:02 (thirteen years ago)

*falls down flight of stairs squirting ketchup everywhere*

― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Friday, 12 October 2012 13:03 (thirteen years ago)

Can it pick shit (and non-shit) up off fabric / carpets etc? Without leaving a stain? I ssupect not but that would be farken awesome.

― comedy is unnatural and abhorrent (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 12 October 2012 13:12 (thirteen years ago)

It looks like it can only clean up stuff from sheer surfaces, like glass. So people who live in glass houses should be all set.

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 October 2012 21:32 (thirteen years ago)

Insert Billy Joel jpg here.

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 October 2012 21:32 (thirteen years ago)

should be noted of course that moving globs of ketchup from place to place is not really its primary purpose

― www.toilet-guru.com (silby), Friday, 12 October 2012 21:34 (thirteen years ago)

xp
You may be right,
I may be greasy.
But it just may be
some mayonaise
you're looking for.

― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Friday, 12 October 2012 21:35 (thirteen years ago)

if you watch the first video you'll see what it was made for aside from cleaning up ketchup spills. also can imagine some military purposes.

― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Saturday, 13 October 2012 06:31 (thirteen years ago)

i want a switl

I would quit my job just to pick up and put down ketchup smears all day

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 13 October 2012 08:04 (thirteen years ago)

mr veg and I were just laughing about walking around a party with a switl

"would you like some ketchup?"

*zhooop*

"some caviar?"

*zhooop*

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 13 October 2012 08:10 (thirteen years ago)

in that first video is the stuff that looks like a pink face-cloth really meat? :(

― second only to popcorn (or something), Saturday, 13 October 2012 08:42 (thirteen years ago)

No it's definitely a towel. The demo is an infinite loop running at a trade show. Hence no real meat involved. It worried me too at first.

― www.toilet-guru.com (silby), Saturday, 13 October 2012 14:33 (thirteen years ago)

mmm towel meat

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 13 October 2012 17:21 (thirteen years ago)

as long as you could get your pooch to shit on flat surfaces, i can think of another good use of this cutting-edge technology.

― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Sunday, 14 October 2012 00:45 (thirteen years ago)

think of the porno applications

― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 October 2012 00:54 (thirteen years ago)

clearly you are already

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 14 October 2012 01:10 (thirteen years ago)

darraghmac, a bunch of youtube commenters have beaten you to that joke.

― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Sunday, 14 October 2012 03:24 (thirteen years ago)

sloppy seconds :(

― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 October 2012 03:33 (thirteen years ago)


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