have we discussed the SWITL? (warning: videos contained herein will blow your precious mind)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDlHGhKHIdM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQECrcZs6Wc

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Friday, 12 October 2012 05:09 (twelve years ago)

Wow

www.toilet-guru.com (silby), Friday, 12 October 2012 05:41 (twelve years ago)

nope automato still beats it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_C3D0rcFXrY

I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Friday, 12 October 2012 09:06 (twelve years ago)

Automato is amazingly threatening, but SWITL is just... wow. I don't understand how it works.

comedy is unnatural and abhorrent (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 12 October 2012 09:19 (twelve years ago)

A robot replacement for the irritating person in your office who drums on their desk all day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RyodnisVvU

a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Friday, 12 October 2012 10:08 (twelve years ago)

automato is basically ED-209 from robocop but with ketchup instead of machine guns.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Friday, 12 October 2012 11:37 (twelve years ago)

i love how the media consensus is "japan is finished, long live china" but then the japanese continually come up with shit like the SWITL. wth.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Friday, 12 October 2012 11:38 (twelve years ago)

Assuming it can pick up more than just exclusively ketchup mixed with mayo, SWITL will be the world's best luxury pooper scooper.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 October 2012 12:58 (twelve years ago)

automato is basically ED-209 from robocop but with ketchup instead of machine guns.

Hilariously OTM. "Thank you for your compliance."

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 October 2012 13:02 (twelve years ago)

*falls down flight of stairs squirting ketchup everywhere*

a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Friday, 12 October 2012 13:03 (twelve years ago)

Can it pick shit (and non-shit) up off fabric / carpets etc? Without leaving a stain? I ssupect not but that would be farken awesome.

comedy is unnatural and abhorrent (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 12 October 2012 13:12 (twelve years ago)

It looks like it can only clean up stuff from sheer surfaces, like glass. So people who live in glass houses should be all set.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 October 2012 21:32 (twelve years ago)

Insert Billy Joel jpg here.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 October 2012 21:32 (twelve years ago)

should be noted of course that moving globs of ketchup from place to place is not really its primary purpose

www.toilet-guru.com (silby), Friday, 12 October 2012 21:34 (twelve years ago)

xp
You may be right,
I may be greasy.
But it just may be
some mayonaise
you're looking for.

a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Friday, 12 October 2012 21:35 (twelve years ago)

if you watch the first video you'll see what it was made for aside from cleaning up ketchup spills. also can imagine some military purposes.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Saturday, 13 October 2012 06:31 (twelve years ago)

i want a switl

I would quit my job just to pick up and put down ketchup smears all day

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 13 October 2012 08:04 (twelve years ago)

mr veg and I were just laughing about walking around a party with a switl

"would you like some ketchup?"

*zhooop*

"some caviar?"

*zhooop*

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 13 October 2012 08:10 (twelve years ago)

in that first video is the stuff that looks like a pink face-cloth really meat? :(

second only to popcorn (or something), Saturday, 13 October 2012 08:42 (twelve years ago)

No it's definitely a towel. The demo is an infinite loop running at a trade show. Hence no real meat involved. It worried me too at first.

www.toilet-guru.com (silby), Saturday, 13 October 2012 14:33 (twelve years ago)

mmm towel meat

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 13 October 2012 17:21 (twelve years ago)

as long as you could get your pooch to shit on flat surfaces, i can think of another good use of this cutting-edge technology.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Sunday, 14 October 2012 00:45 (twelve years ago)

think of the porno applications

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 October 2012 00:54 (twelve years ago)

clearly you are already

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 14 October 2012 01:10 (twelve years ago)

darraghmac, a bunch of youtube commenters have beaten you to that joke.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Sunday, 14 October 2012 03:24 (twelve years ago)

sloppy seconds :(

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 October 2012 03:33 (twelve years ago)


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