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what would yours be

― anthony, Sunday, 12 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"She wanted to be Charo"

― Ally, Sunday, 12 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If I have gravestone I want it to be covered in meaningless random graffiti. Mike Hanle y style.

― duane, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have no idea, but I'm sure my dad's will be, 'Are you gonna finish that?'

― suzy, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Areth thou talking about the recordlabel? Oh no, it's ILE. Mine would be "A HREF="www.noone-ever-really-dies"

― nathalie (nathalie), Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

On a HUGE, over-ornate vault:

"Confusion will be my epitaph.

As I crawl a cracked and broken path

If we make it we can all sit back and laugh.

But I fear tomorrow I'll be crying,

Yes I fear tomorrow I'll be crying.

xoxo

― Norman Fay, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I wanna be blasted into space, Spock style. Mine would read:

"the greatest earthling in the world, ever"

― jel, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mine comes from beckett

I cannot go on
You must go on
I will go on

since i am to be cremeated and my ashes scattered, i want a copy of this printed on dove grey 4 by 4 cards and handed out at my funeral.

The font would be helvetica and the color of the text would be black.

― anthony, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

where is my fucking coffee?

― Geoff, Tuesday, 14 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

in heaven there will be beutiful men to serve you coffee naked, i count on that .

― anthony, Tuesday, 14 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

five years pass...

awesome i don't like any of these things.

-- That one guy that quit, Monday, April 30, 2007 10:42 PM

― 600, Monday, 30 April 2007 23:11 (nineteen years ago)

ha ha

― Hard like armour, Monday, 30 April 2007 23:12 (nineteen years ago)

three months pass...

im always in my electric blue legginz.

-- the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 15:36 (7 months ago)

(why does the ILE epitaphs thread not show up in Search?)

― blueski, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

It's called ILEpitaphs. One word.

― jaymc, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

bless you

― blueski, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 22:00 (eighteen years ago)

I would like mine to be:

I am addicted to scratch lotto, I hope you don't mind
My dog likes to fart while the family dines
If you could take my dirty uncle to the laundromat tomorrow,
That would be just fine

― Abbott, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 22:41 (eighteen years ago)

I came up w/that for a school assignment in 9th grade.

― Abbott, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 22:41 (eighteen years ago)

three months pass...

MURDERERS

― Z S, Monday, 17 December 2007 20:34 (eighteen years ago)

"We Told Him Not to Eat It"

― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 01:43 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

Largely unmemorable.

-- Bo Jackson Overdrive, Sunday, 10 February 2008 17:22 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Noodle Vague, Sunday, 10 February 2008 17:26 (eighteen years ago)

two years pass...

I'd have to go with Superman:

To Be Continued...

― I can't wait to understand these arguments! (R Baez), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 05:13 (fifteen years ago)

three months pass...

dude just sb and move on

― frogbs, Monday, May 2, 2011 8:12 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

― br8080 (dayo), Monday, 2 May 2011 22:59 (fifteen years ago)

;_;

― markers, Monday, 2 May 2011 23:00 (fifteen years ago)

http://i56.tinypic.com/2diim21.jpg

― every time you touch me (I get hives) (unregistered), Monday, 2 May 2011 23:16 (fifteen years ago)

loool

― br8080 (dayo), Monday, 2 May 2011 23:18 (fifteen years ago)

"Have at it, necrophiliacs"

― thread assessor (latebloomer), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 01:44 (fifteen years ago)

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