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Originally by Will Leitch
Poll Results
| Option | Votes |
| Skypes with Jean Reno. | 2 |
| Tells a coked-up secretary he just ate at McDonald's. | 2 |
| Fails. | 1 |
| Sees a dead body and looks sad. | 1 |
| Tells Edward Burns he loves him. | 1 |
| Looks furtively in several directions while a camera circles him. | 1 |
| Sasses his mother. | 1 |
| Asks Giancarlo Esposito if he knows a chemist. | 1 |
| Says, "Yep, we got him good." | 1 |
| Shakes Edward Burns's hand. "Thank you, brother." | 1 |
| Hits chemist with golf club. | 0 |
| Throws chemist into a table. | 0 |
| Rams Matthew Fox's car with his truck. | 0 |
| Watches Edward Burns weld. | 0 |
| Chases Matthew Fox into the Michigan Theater. | 0 |
| Bangs Matthew Fox's head against a pipe. | 0 |
| Screams as Matthew Fox breaks his arm. | 0 |
| Goes back home. | 0 |
| Nods as Edward Burns says, "We got him." | 0 |
| Smirks as Jean Reno realizes Alex Cross has framed him for a crime. | 0 |
| Listens on Skype as Jean Reno explains his grand plan. | 0 |
| Tells Edward Burns, "This ain't over." | 0 |
| Drops Matthew Fox to his death. | 0 |
| Hangs from a pipe. | 0 |
| Throws Matthew Fox down a staircase. | 0 |
| Looks at daughter. | 0 |
| Saws off shotgun. | 0 |
| Tells Matthew Fox, "I'm gonna watch your soul come oozing out of your body, you maggot." | 0 |
| Praises a psychotic's charcoal painting technique. | 0 |
| Puts on another shirt. | 0 |
| Calls his partner (Edward Burns) on the phone. | 0 |
| Answers phone. | 0 |
| Kisses his wife. | 0 |
| Untucks his shirt. | 0 |
| Is surprised his wife is pregnant. | 0 |
| Punches a man. | 0 |
| Holds a gun. | 0 |
| Uses a woman's severed thumb to open a safe. | 0 |
| Jumps out of the way of a grenade. | 0 |
| Comforts a scared Jean Reno. | 0 |
| Runs to save his wife from Matthew Fox. | 0 |
| Asks Matthew Fox if he "zaps his testicles with a stun gun." | 0 |
| Has a drink with his wife. | 0 |
| Looks annoyed by Jean Reno. | 0 |
| Refuses Cognac. | 0 |
| Describes Matthew Fox as a "stimulus-seeking sociopathic narcissist." | 0 |
| Explains what Matthew Fox's nose looks like to a sketch artist. | 0 |
| Crawls out from under a table. | 0 |
| Runs. | 0 |
― formerly r. bean (soda), Thursday, 18 October 2012 22:52 (thirteen years ago)
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