NYPD officer conspired to kidnap, cook, eat women

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2012/10/25/prosecutors-nypd-officer-planned-to-kidnap-cook-eat-women/?hpt=hp_t3

welp

boilers full of women

Judge, jury, executioner, five-star chef

Dude was probably hoping to be profiled by Bourdain.

god and i thought it was bad enough that they were surveiling us and beating us and stuff

merciful god what the fucking shit

whatever, it's not like he was planning to eat them raw

q, how far from home would the kidnappings have to have been for this to count as eating local

can I just add that I know in the abstract that there are all sorts of noxious Internet communities out there and I just sort of shake my head and go about my business, but seeing someone explicitly call out a term you can google to get to online cannibal fantasists is some burn-the-internet-NOW shit

sorry, seeing someone in the comments

ACAC

ericgoestoholland

Does humanity's potential for evil get any worse than this?
October 25, 2012 at 4:42 pm | Report abuse | Reply

i have some bad news for you about the twentieth century, ericgoestoholland

free donuts not so corrupt after all

According to a law enforcement source with knowledge of the investigation, Valle – who the source says has a clean record - apparently discussed the plans with other men on a website for people who fantasize about cannibalism, www.ilxor.com. Authorities have no evidence he planned to carry out any of the acts he allegedly plotted with others on the online fantasy website, a law enforcement source says.

A search of his computer revealed a database of "at least 100 women and containing at least one photograph of each woman," according to a statement from Bharara's office.

I like to think he was using Access for this

did he also note their approx body fat %, seems relevant

ugh i can't even joke about this without feeling gross

good effort tho

Completely disgusting foods our parents ate

it's okay cuz he didn't do it

that's how it works right

Reminds me of this. On the positive tip, I'm glad as hell that we're hearing about these nightmare people getting caught before they go bugfuck.

http://www.idakoos.com/tshirt+vneck/man-doesnt-live-bread-alone-but-also-wife,1977453

Does reddit have a r/cannibalfantasies?

times version of this is a little more... pungent

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/10/26/nyregion/gilberto-valle-accused-in-plot-to-kidnap-women-and-cook-them.html?hp&_r=1&

The police officer referred to the woman as Victim-1, recording details like her date of birth, height, weight and bra size. He made note of certain materials, like chloroform and rope.

And then the officer, Gilberto Valle, a six-year veteran of the New York Police Department, saved the document in his computer, entitling the file, “Abducting and Cooking (Victim-1): A Blueprint.”

http://jimromenesko.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/guess.gif

Don't you see "abducting and cooking victim 1" is the name of my dog

http://simpsonswiki.net/w/images/thumb/f/fe/The_Joy_of_Cooking_Milhouse.jpg/250px-The_Joy_of_Cooking_Milhouse.jpg

creep of police

Cook-ed cop

Kill eat blues

comments.stories.xnxx.com

y'all act like you never saw a cannibal before

Michael Mann's Eat

well hell, seems reddit does have a cannibal fantasy subreddit:
http://www.reddit.com/r/gynophageparty/

I'm not clicking the "over 18" on that one because the sidebar talks about how eating women is "currently illegal" instead of "dude this stuff is strictly a fantasy, seek help if you want to do this in real life"

GYNOPHAGE

the thin blue line cook

just found this stuff out in the yard, guess maybe we should be carrying it with us like mace:

http://www.ellisonpoultry.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/0/7/07872.jpg

The end of that Times story is wau/lol/o_O:

A dating profile, which a law enforcement official confirmed belonged to Officer Valle, suggested an engaging and gregarious young man. He wrote that he had attended Archbishop Molloy High School in Queens and the University of Maryland, College Park. (At the court hearing on Thursday, the officer wore a red T-shirt affiliated with the university.)

“I can find the humor in any situation,” he had written, adding that he had “an endless supply of hilarious short stories from work that can’t be made up.”

As for Valle's cuisine of choice, Valle's profile fails to include his alleged penchant for cannibalism, and instead lists Mexican, Chinese, Japanese food. He does however allude to being open to more unconventional meals, saying he'll "try anything and am not picky at all."

girls girls all type of girls
mexican chinese japanese girls

why tai tai-o toy-o tai-o tai

haha I was about to post that

Valle’s dad, Gilberto Jr., said at his house, “I’m shocked. I don’t think this is possible. He never mentioned cannibalism.”

http://www.idakoos.com/images/makeimage.aspx?prd=000WH0000&nlg=003840808080271BLRE00&px=12&py=12&tn=476&tl=476&j=1&z=200&idm=A

This is fucked, but I am looking forward to the Law & Order: SVU episode

judge rules that dude hadn't actually done anything. the use of the database is srsly gross but the judge says he was only engaging in fantasy role-play: http://www.nytimes.com/2014/07/01/nyregion/officers-conviction-in-cannibalism-case-overturned.html?hp&action=click&pgtype=Homepage&version=HpSumSmallMediaHigh&module=second-column-region®ion=top-news&WT.nav=top-news&_r=0

well not strictly true; the judge ruled that dude illegally used a police database to fuel his fantasies

my takeaway from this is that the judge has a vested interest in research-yr-life Internet humor

it is totally gross but i wasn't sure what exactly they could arrest him on the first place, besides abusing the police access

yeah it's like, I want this dude far far away from me and everyone I know but I don't know that there are actual legal grounds to achieve that beyond dinging him for abusing access to the police database

well in that case ding ding ding

http://i.imgur.com/Khfk86l.jpg

all this dinging has me thinking maybe we can make him wear a bell?

love the work the comma's doing in the headline here

'Cannibal Cop' Found Not Guilty of Conspiring to Kill, Eat Women

he aspired to become a lawyer

oh sure sure sure