Menu items that you would order all the time if you were Sean Connery because of the way they sound coming out of Sean Connery's mouth

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Sheezar Shalad with shum Krootonsh, Darling.
Sheven Layer Byoorrrrito, and give me shum exshtra hot shawsh packetsh, please.

Philip Nunez, Friday, 2 November 2012 19:58 (thirteen years ago)

jesus christ

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Friday, 2 November 2012 20:00 (thirteen years ago)

this gets locked

saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 3 November 2012 07:06 (thirteen years ago)

not?

saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 3 November 2012 07:06 (thirteen years ago)

look at the shize of that shkate!

saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 3 November 2012 07:07 (thirteen years ago)

the ashparagush with hollandaish izh good,
the penish izh bad

iglu ferrignu, Saturday, 3 November 2012 12:15 (thirteen years ago)

iglu ferrignu

slam dunk

buzza, Sunday, 4 November 2012 07:35 (thirteen years ago)

Threads that you would read all the time if you were Sean Connery because of the way they sound coming out of Sean Connery's mouth:

Ish thish anti-shemitishm?

how's life, Sunday, 4 November 2012 11:30 (thirteen years ago)

lol how's life

some dude, Sunday, 4 November 2012 11:55 (thirteen years ago)

Ah, I like doing this with Craig Charles - cream crackers, coleslaw and a crunchie bar

make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Sunday, 4 November 2012 12:51 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IK8p7rBMAWE

Room 227 (cryptosicko), Sunday, 4 November 2012 13:21 (thirteen years ago)

ten years pass...

Today I imagined Sean Connery with a paper plate and gingerly forking tiny cocktail weeners onto them one by one, muttering to himself:
"thish little piggy went to mahhhket... thish little piggy went home... thish little piggy had roasht beef... and thish little piggy went wee wee wee aw the way GULP" as he airplanes it into his mouth.

Philip Nunez, Friday, 18 August 2023 01:03 (two years ago)

looooool

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 18 August 2023 02:26 (two years ago)

"Yr Mother..."

Mark G, Friday, 18 August 2023 05:53 (two years ago)


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