PROHIBITED FASHION: what's your favourite of these tops for men i found advertised on my fb feed

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Option	Votes
7. Tits right out.	9
6. Sweetheart Sailor	6
2. Scarf-tits	5
1. Hoodie-squares	4
3. Scarf-accident	4
5. Spandau Baulk	3
4. V-Neck & Scoop-Neck get married	2
8. Cris-Cross-Confusion	1

― jed_, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 14:50 (twelve years ago)

now I understand why Project Runway doesn't do menswear

― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 14:52 (twelve years ago)

I'm sure I've seen no. 6 worn by a member of the Legion of Super-Heroes.

― bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 14:56 (twelve years ago)

these are not good

― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 14:59 (twelve years ago)

i could see myself trying to pull off a slightly oversized number 5 but that's about it

― surm, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 15:01 (twelve years ago)

I am amazed that there are two options that contain the word "tits" in their descriptions and I'm not voting for either of them

― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 15:02 (twelve years ago)

note, i'm not against men wearing draped tops or body-conscious clothing but these are just awkward and badly designed

― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 15:03 (twelve years ago)

http://justabitfrayed.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/theo.jpg

― C-3PO Sharkey (Phil D.), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 15:03 (twelve years ago)

even if these weren't terrifyingly ugly, they picked the wrong model

― Infamous dickbiscuits (silby), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 15:04 (twelve years ago)

the buttons on 5 are infuriating, what are you even fastening with that

― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 15:04 (twelve years ago)

I love them all, they look like they're from a low rent early 80s sci fi film.

― Sug ban (Nicole), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 15:05 (twelve years ago)

i'm going to channel nina garcia and just say that these do not look expensive enough

― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 15:06 (twelve years ago)

that is exACTLY right

― surm, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 15:07 (twelve years ago)

(as nina often is)

― surm, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 15:08 (twelve years ago)

http://prohibitedfashion.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/LEATHER_KOS-11.jpg

please tell me that this is a THIERRY MUGLER x INTERNATIONAL MALE collaboration

― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 15:12 (twelve years ago)

the person who designed these really did read a lot of comic books

― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 15:12 (twelve years ago)

I mean, come ON, it's like GAY HIPSTER BATMAN ON HIS WAY TO A CIRCUIT PARTY

― bell biv devo (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 15:13 (twelve years ago)

lol djp

― bell biv devo (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 15:13 (twelve years ago)

I mean it's like VIRGIN MARY IN A NAPKIN ACCIDENT

― bell biv devo (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 15:14 (twelve years ago)

Nice to see that costume designers for 70's Italian sci-fi movies are still getting work.

― ILX until I die (snoball), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 15:14 (twelve years ago)

there are a lot of well executed junctions in that top.

― jed_, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 15:14 (twelve years ago)

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lryilvOqsx1qep16s.png

― bell biv devo (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 15:15 (twelve years ago)

If your shirts make bodybuilding underwear models look like they have a beer gut, you need to design them differently.

― Three Word Username, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 15:15 (twelve years ago)

Is that model's expression supposed to be come-hither sexy or "why the fuck am I wearing this"?

― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 15:16 (twelve years ago)

i would just like to take this moment to say that some of the shit michael kors says is priceless and i do wish he could comment on these clothes

― surm, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 15:17 (twelve years ago)

he is literally trying to claw his way out of that leather number right there

― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 15:17 (twelve years ago)

http://prohibitedfashion.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/JFWM07_BLACK1.jpg

holy lord

― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 17:02 (twelve years ago)

Maybe this (I seriously don't have the body for anything else here, nor do I spend enough time vogueing in gay discos).

http://prohibitedfashion.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/JFWM06_WHITE_BO.jpg

― in the Land of the Yik Yak (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 17:12 (twelve years ago)

the lunatic asylum skiwear collection

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 17:14 (twelve years ago)

gotta be no. 2 just for the "kneel before zod (at the gloryhole)" vibe i'm getting

― throwing john shade (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 17:14 (twelve years ago)

omg i love you for that

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 17:18 (twelve years ago)

http://prohibitedfashion.com/wp-content/themes/prohibited2011/js/timthumb.php?src=http://prohibitedfashion.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/K6_BLACKgrey.jpg&h=200&w=150

Is this child abuse y/n

― Sug ban (Nicole), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 17:29 (twelve years ago)

only if you send that child to fight against darkseid

― throwing john shade (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 17:30 (twelve years ago)

I don't know, was that child drawn by John Byrne? xp lol

― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 17:30 (twelve years ago)

Or Tom of Finland?

― Three Word Username, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 17:38 (twelve years ago)

http://prohibitedfashion.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/JSSM05_GREY_K.jpg

feel like i voted too soon, though, why because insouciant nipple action

― throwing john shade (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 17:42 (twelve years ago)

it's all so disturbing

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 17:44 (twelve years ago)

he just cannot believe what he's getting away with in romney's america

― throwing john shade (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 17:44 (twelve years ago)

tom of finland is all about a hypermasculine iconography of (un)dress, these clothes are just way way too abstract / conceptual for ToF imho

also there are no 15" penises

― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 17:45 (twelve years ago)

oh, i dunno

― throwing john shade (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 17:47 (twelve years ago)

where is the billowing jersey turtleneck for a bulbous monster dong??? i ask you

― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 17:50 (twelve years ago)

"billowing jersey turtleneck for a bulbous monster dong"

guided by voices b-side

― throwing john shade (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 17:52 (twelve years ago)

Actually am pretty cool with 1.

― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 17:53 (twelve years ago)

3 & 8 make the dude look fat, and I'm pretty sure he isn't.

― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 17:54 (twelve years ago)

i mean if you wanna dress like a bene gesserit witch that's on you man

― throwing john shade (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 17:54 (twelve years ago)

I was planning to buy you one for xmas. :(

― Sug ban (Nicole), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:05 (twelve years ago)

aw nicole. my nipples are not for public consumption. but thank you.

― throwing john shade (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:08 (twelve years ago)

Public ... consumption?

― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:08 (twelve years ago)

the galloping consumption

― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:09 (twelve years ago)

nipples for some, miniature american flags for others

― throwing john shade (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:10 (twelve years ago)

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we must all ride the worm

― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:46 (twelve years ago)

kwisatz hardon

― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:48 (twelve years ago)

okay i'm done

― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:48 (twelve years ago)

Speaking of which, click for a fabric swatch:

http://cdn.fashionista.com/uploads/2012/05/Screen-Shot-2012-05-15-at-7.05.00-PM.png

― in the Land of the Yik Yak (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:55 (twelve years ago)

the next logical step for Zubaz

― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:57 (twelve years ago)

also fyi everyone i'm a 34x36 in pants

― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:57 (twelve years ago)

and i have a job interview tomorrow if you feel like paying for fedex overnight

― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 18:58 (twelve years ago)

The scarf tits shirt is perfect for a job interview.

― Sug ban (Nicole), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:00 (twelve years ago)

"i believe i am the perfect candidate for this position because look at me i have given up on life"

― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:01 (twelve years ago)

€119,99. Comes in women's sizes and scarves as well.

― in the Land of the Yik Yak (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:03 (twelve years ago)

ok the peen pants

― ENBB, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:05 (twelve years ago)

veritable benetton rainbow of penises on those pants, too, good on you designers

― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:08 (twelve years ago)

3 & 8 make the dude look fat, and I'm pretty sure he isn't.

― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Tuesday, November 6, 2012 12:54 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what kind of idea of "fat" is even being referred to here

― GOOD LUCK USA GANG KILL THEM ALL (some dude), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:09 (twelve years ago)

BTW Strongo there may have been a time during my youth when certain friends and I found it hilarious to sign dudes we knew up to receive the International Male catalog by mail. Perhaps you had similarly mature friends.

― ENBB, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:11 (twelve years ago)

actually i'm pretty sure it was my mom

― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:11 (twelve years ago)

lol

― ENBB, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:11 (twelve years ago)

perhaps in payback for the time for the time i ordered and electronic bible from jack van impe ministries and their proselytizing representatives showed up every day for a week while i was at school

― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:13 (twelve years ago)

I am pretty certain that if you ever purchased anything such as the Columbia House 12-for-1 offer (which I did twice! once for LPs, once for CDs), you ended up on a list that was eventually sold to International Male; either that or all of the Prince albums I bought was aggregated into a marketing profile that was really interested in purchasing blousey shirts and jock straps.

― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:13 (twelve years ago)

tbf it's a look I could see you sort of owning

― ENBB, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:14 (twelve years ago)

I did spend half of high school wearing my brother's Air Force dress jacket and silk shirts so it's not like it was a wild miss

― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:15 (twelve years ago)

MNpowertrio.jpeg to thread

― ENBB, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:16 (twelve years ago)

maybe she just thought i needed some leather thongs though idk

― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:18 (twelve years ago)

strong momz otm

― ENBB, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:19 (twelve years ago)

my wife's grandmother recently sent her a catalog that had some normal looking dresses on the first couple of pages that become more and more witchy as you page through, finally giving up altogether and just giving you pages of vibrators and medieval swords to choose from

― Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:22 (twelve years ago)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0qNxJ8qfqtE/SBt7lqAHDvI/AAAAAAAABFE/M0KKzfTQPF8/s400/FB_IM+One+Piece.jpg

"honey, you'll be going to college soon, and perhaps it's time to start dressing like a grownup."

― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:22 (twelve years ago)

x-post J's grandma otm

― ENBB, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:23 (twelve years ago)

I should probably stop scrolling through this thread on my work computer which faces out into the hallway. oops.

― ENBB, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:23 (twelve years ago)

there's nothing not safe for work about a banana hammock unitard

― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:24 (twelve years ago)

former coworkers may not share my opinion there, but civilized people can disagree

― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:25 (twelve years ago)

^^^ otm

― banana hammock unitard (DJP), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:25 (twelve years ago)

strongo's google search history is just a shitshow today

― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:28 (twelve years ago)

http://www.multinet.no/~jonarne/Hjemmesia/Favorittartister/spandau/spandau_ballet_7.jpg

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:31 (twelve years ago)

The article on the Hot Child Junk Jeans pictured above is full of awkward mother-son interactions.

Have you heard any There’s Something About Mary-esque horror stories? Actually yes–my son, Octavio! A one time deal, when he was like 16-years-old, and he actually got the skin caught in a zipper. And it was just like a screech from the bathroom… and I just knew! It’s one of those times in a mother’s life where you just think, you know, I hoped this would never happen in my lifetime! And of course it did. So that inspired the buttons.

― in the Land of the Yik Yak (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:32 (twelve years ago)

I hoped this would never happen in my lifetime!

― in the Land of the Yik Yak (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:32 (twelve years ago)

"philadelphia polling locations"
"hello kitty waffle maker"
"gang of four bootlegs"
"castlevania ii walkthrough"
"eichmann in jerusalem"
"international male thong"

― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:32 (twelve years ago)

shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in vegas with all that stuff

― i voted! (middle-class straight white male aged (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:34 (twelve years ago)

a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Topeka with all that stuff!

― banana hammock unitard (DJP), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:49 (twelve years ago)

I did this as well, and I don't feel like I have matured past that in the years since.

― Sug ban (Nicole), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:52 (twelve years ago)

6 looks like a 50s space captain, going with that one.

― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 19:58 (twelve years ago)

x-post - Yeah, well, you and me both, lady.

― ENBB, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 20:03 (twelve years ago)

tits right out

― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 21:04 (twelve years ago)

I am already regretting my "V-Neck & Scoop-Neck get married" vote

― banana hammock unitard (DJP), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 21:07 (twelve years ago)

I was also very reckless with my vote, I should have been more thoughtful about this whole process.

― Sug ban (Nicole), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 21:09 (twelve years ago)

this thread got awesome while i was away!

― jed_, Tuesday, 6 November 2012 21:32 (twelve years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Sunday, 11 November 2012 00:01 (twelve years ago)

...and then got shit when i came back.

― jed_, Sunday, 11 November 2012 00:32 (twelve years ago)

I'm sure I've seen no. 6 worn by a member of the Legion of Super-Heroes.

Hahaha.

― 45 DOWN: "NYPD Blue" actor ____ Morales (R Baez), Sunday, 11 November 2012 00:56 (twelve years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Monday, 12 November 2012 00:01 (twelve years ago)

VICTORY!

― ENBB, Monday, 12 November 2012 00:05 (twelve years ago)

CONGRATULATIONS you've won some titties

― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Monday, 12 November 2012 15:33 (twelve years ago)

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