delightful morbsian wordplay

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Soderbergh should make another "Schizopolis," not this commercial garbage. He's been a whore since he started working with George (C)loon(e)y.
― Static Electricity, Thursday, January 19, 2012 9:47 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and for the zillionth time, IHOP = ISLOP
― Richardson Richardson (Eisbaer), Monday, April 27, 2009 9:28 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

these don't pass the smell test, don't think you have a proper sense of morbs's style here.

hi slam dunk

Salam, dunk.

AVC: What was it like working on Elizabethtown?

Paul Schneider: With Orblando Gloom? What made that film great was hanging out with Nate Mooney and Gailard Sartain and Loudon Wainwright, and definitely Paula Deen. Paula Deen was definitely one of my most favorite people. There was like this Kentucky contingent of that movie, and we all got to be such good buddies. Everybody dragged their chairs together when we weren’t shooting, and we all smoked cigarettes together and gabbed on about whatever was happening that day. It was important to make those friends. But I definitely did not feel myself connecting with some of the other folks who were in that movie.

That's funny. "geezer rock". Dude, I'm 20. And I'm not offended by any means. I'm just expressing my opinions, just as you all are.

I do listen to jazz, by the way. I'm not completely about prog rock, as I mentioned in my last post. There is actually a band today that incorporates jazz into their music, yet they are a prog band. They are called The Flower Kings. (my god! they didn't name their band after a city!)Check them out...it's some pretty interesting stuff.

"Open your eyes and turn off your mind Step right up folks and you will find A growing trend An epidemic Spread with Zen and hypodermics

Just close your mind you can find all you need with your eyes

The big machines take care of you Until you kill yourself And then the sales go through the roof Calculated, Formulated Feed my head with simple thoughts And let me breathe instead of being taught All bottled up and tearing at the seams I'm bored Just let me breathe...

A daily dose of eMpTyV Will flush your mind right down the drain Shannon Hoon and Kurt Cobain, Make yourself a household name

Just close your mind you can find all you need with your eyes

The big machines take care of you Until you kill yourself And then the sales go through the roof Calculated, Formulated Feed my head with simple thoughts And let me breathe instead of being taught All bottled up and tearing at the seams I'm bored Just let me breathe...

Strike up your best angst ridden posture Manufactured anger Let's not forget my legacy All my heroes have failed me Now they're dead and buried...

Just close your mind you can find all you need with your eyes

The big machines will take care of you Until the fashion fades and the checks go through My bankroll's red And my face is blue And still they'll turn their backs on you for someone new

Feed my head With some real thoughts And let me think instead of being taught I'll say things You won't believe Just stand back...Just let me breathe..." -Just Let Me Breathe, Dream Theater

― Landon, Monday, November 12, 2001 1:00 AM (11 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

man i knew evoking morbs was risky. a thread of delightfully pejorative puns then /nodoctor!

Nas, the alleged ring leader, is furious at 2Pac -
Excuse me - Makaveli's verbal assault on Mobb Sleep
Notorious P.I.G., and several other New York rappers

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is this true? even the ny times obit says she wrote that.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuck_wit_Dre_Day_%28And_Everybody%27s_Celebratin%27%29

The premise of the video concerns a parody character of Eazy-E called "Sleazy-E"

you will be hearing from my lawyers soon

:D

lol @ eMpTyV

http://www.csmonitor.com/2006/0331/p16s01-almo.htmlhttp://www.csmonitor.com/2006/0331/p16s01-almo.html

oops

http://www.csmonitor.com/2006/0331/p16s01-almo.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL0WayC7jW0

at 3:10

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Birch Barlow: So, my friends, let's just junk those Dumbocrats and their bleeding-heart smellfare program.

Lisa: Dad, I had to listen to this jerk all morning. Can we listen to something else?

Homer: When I'm driving the car, I get to choose the radio station. When you're driving, we'll listen to your radio station.

[scene cuts to Lisa driving and smiling as she listens to John Parr's "St. Elmo's Fire" theme]

Homer: (moans) I can't take this any more! Let's switch back.

More like Dane Cock amirite?

― Ricky Nadir (noodle vague), Wednesday, April 26, 2006 12:22 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark

more like charles BROKLEY amirite

― J0rdan S., Thursday, February 21, 2008 4:29 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark

More like Joe the DUMBER amirite?

― There is no Grodd but Mallah and Congorilla is His Prophet. (Oilyrags), Thursday, October 16, 2008 11:59 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark

more like blake LIFELESS amirite

― ghostface protocollah (some dude), Monday, April 9, 2012 8:50 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark

more like Panic! At The Dis Sucks, amirite?

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, June 30, 2006 1:37 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark

hey pitchfork: hey pitchfork

More like dumb fuck eddy

more like rock hardly right gang

― s1ocki, Monday, May 5, 2008 10:42 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark

ButtHurting more like eh guys huh

― jihad¯\㋡/¯ (ice cr?m), Monday, January 5, 2009 3:12 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark

More like Mr Oddlybutthurt, right?

― Noodle Vague, Monday, March 31, 2008 6:23 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark

CaMORON, without a doubt, THE worst Crime Sinister we've ever had. The man is a walking hand dryer, full of hot air and bluster but not as useful. We are a laughing stock in Europe because we have this useless idiot dragging us back in to the 1800. Sack him sack him now.

- Gaz Hat, Durham, 23/11/2012 9:01

what does it take to be an entity?

― mookieproof, Wednesday, November 16, 2011 1:18 PM (1 year ago)

being in something besides a bunch of shitcoms

― The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, November 16, 2011 1:19 PM (1 year ago)

The amount the Grundian (along with Pitchfuck and Gorilla vs Sellout) has plugged Ms Ware (who, to be fair to her, comes across as a friendly and unpretentious, slightly unwilling star) is truly baffling.

Grundian?

dirty fucking rotters

it's not Morbsplay of the kind featured here, but this Heidegger line struck me as somehow Morbsian:

"Dilthey [...] remarked in 1887 that Kant's statement concerning disinterested delight 'is presented by Schopenhauer with particular brilliance'. The passage should read 'was fatally misinterpreted by Schopenhauer'."

"They" wouldn't know hard time if it jumped up and bit their collective arses.............I am "clear" (thats what Dafthead Conmoron say these days) that things are very very near to being changed...............as they said in France - "Come the revolution"..

mail or guardian

ha merdeyeux where is that from

Graun xp

No results found for "david camwhoreon". <--- this is literally bursting with potential

Noé do i wanna see this

― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, October 16, 2010 9:53 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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^^
David "Lil' Shalit" Edelstein

i'd like to point out that morbs does not indulge in this in his actual IRL movie reviews, which are well written.

I must admit I've met a few Cunting Crows fans over the years. Also seen Counting Crws tour tshirts being worn in Glasgow.

― Vote in the ILM 70s poll please! (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 25 February 2013 21:27 (45 minutes ago)

'I call it the Manchester United mafia, led by Sir Alex Fergu-don,' James wrote in The Observer. 'In 25 years of professional football, a period in which I have played Ferguson's teams on many occasions, I have never exchanged more than a hello and a nod with the man.

nonmorbsian joek

I believe they didn't even let you bring in an umbrella (and still don't?), fearing a terrorist attack by the Penguin perhaps

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that penguin joke made me smile

Is ilx the only music forum whose posteurs regularly boast about not having heard most of the music on year-end critics' lists?

― MV, Thursday, November 28, 2013 12:17 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

Ban louis posteur

Enjoy watching Madrid give Dirtchester Unitstink a footballing lesson last night?

― Alex K (Alex K), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 10:17 (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Do you Kurt Cobain take Courtney Michelle Love to be your lawfully shredded wife," the letter reads, "even when she's a bitch with zits and siphoning all yr money for doping and whoring."

gunningforglory, earth, Åland Islands, 1 hour ago

Moneyrinho to sell him and buy a defender

oof

looks like another m night shyamanolan classic

― r|t|c, Friday, May 16, 2014 5:32 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mac de marco is a doofus and his music is terrible, 2013/14 = pitchperfect PR and life or death clients and then rest-of-world as far as indie ce-web-rity coverage.

― $90k plus bennies (CJ IN THE CUT), Wednesday, May 21, 2014 10:32 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

ce-web-r-indy

suck-web-urgh-indy

man my feeling is you can call someone a doofus and you can make the pun "ce-web-rity," but you cannot do both in the same sentence

You've Got Mail is a remake of Shop Around the Corner, so why bother. (It's bad enough that I've seen even one of that Meg-Nora trilfartogy.)

― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Thursday, August 14, 2014 8:47 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

FIRST TARGET OF NEW PARODY PROTECTION LAW: FORTNUM & MASON
"Force-fed & Murdered" Website Launches In Foie Gras Sales Protest As Law Change Goes Into Effect Today

That new Parkay Court song is a Teenage Cool Kids cover.
But the reviewer doesn't know it I guess..

― nostormo, Friday, October 17, 2014 6:08 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Isn't the singer of Teenage Cool Kids the singer of Parkay Farts?

― Position Position, Friday, October 17, 2014 10:05 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

why have i never clicked on this thread hahahahahah

parkay farts makes me think of classic ilx thread title, "I can't believe it's not butthurt"

just snorted thx

georges1 crowinthesnow

19 October 2014 10:32am
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It's infinitely better - in both style and content - than anything by Fey Guevara.

georges is talking about comedian and activist russell brand there

http://www.theguardian.com/culture/2014/oct/14/john-lydon-johnny-rotten-in-quotes-ukip-thatcher-arsenal-punk-knighthood-internet

This is constantly suggested to me. I suggest everybody votes, everybody should try to make the best of a bad situation. I despise the entire shitstem because it is corrupt

Farage? I wonder what the roots of that name are. I think he’s faragical.

I will forever remember fondly Johnny Radford’s contribution to that then most excellent team called Arsenal, before it became Arsenmonkey.

is that last bit racist or

going to cheery orchard next week i understand it's one of his more upbeat plays

― conrad, Friday, 24 October 2014 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

saw that a long while ago so it's checked off

― this horrible, rotten slog to rigor mortis (Dr Morbius), Friday, 24 October 2014 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm always surprised how funny I find it when people replace a word and add "shit" into a title. Man Of Shit, Agents Of Shit etc.

― Robert Adam Gilmour, Wednesday, October 29, 2014 5:46 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

when a guy doesn't translate sauve qui peut, you can tell he's an academia nut.

― this horrible, rotten slog to rigor mortis (Dr Morbius), Friday, 31 October 2014 03:40 (37 minutes ago)

What would be a good translation to capture the meaning? "Every man for himself" maybe?

(wait just realized which thread this is so maybe I'm missing the word play at work)

that's exactly the Eng-lang title of the film in question, Je55e.

"academia nut" is a pun from Listen Up Philip however, no credit here.

is it allowed itt if it's a rando comment on a fox news facebook post

i am from Virginia. Lived here 50 years and I can tell you, these idiots voting demoncrap are NOT TRUE VIRGINIANS.

i'm sure his family members are tired of hearing him complain about "the war of northern aggression"

demoncrap <3

SMELLOCRATS

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i thought entertainment, weakly stopped publishing. or maybe they just fired all of their critics?

i'm not against this one, actually, and he doesn't look particularly silly there when you consider the context.

that said... it's funny how depp spent his 20s and 30s being this "edgy" star who favored auteur films and stuff, and it seems like one day he was just like, wtf have i been doing? i'm going to star in huge franchise films and make a zillion dollars, turn my talent on autopilot, and ditch my age-appropriate partner for a starlet half my age!

― I dunno. (amateurist), Friday, 24 October 2014 08:10 (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I assumed Johnny Depp was in a menage a trois with Helena Bonham-Carter and wossname Tim Burton at this point

(That Oliver Cromwell supposedly called it “Magna Farta” might well be, understandably, the single thing about Magna Carta that most Americans remember from their high-school history class. While we’re at it, he also called the Petition of Right the “Petition of Shite.”)

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/04/20/the-rule-of-history

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h/t katherine

:D

Rutherfraud B. Laze

haaaaa, was wondering if katherine had morbs in mind when she posted that

man, Spicer's aged a lot over the last 3 months

― frogbs

I'm sure his boss, the toupeed ham, positively drains the vitality and desire to live from everyone around him. Like a hampire, if you will.

― Crackers and Snacks (Old Lunch)

I am touched and honored.

what i mean is it seemingly indicates you've watched several, or even most, of his films multiple times.

― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 October 2017 00:35 (eight hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

kinda like how you've watched a lot of spielbarf

― El Tomboto, Friday, 20 October 2017 00:40 (eight hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and Tom liked Barf of Spies!

Drudge of spews morelike

Fridge of Pies

Ridge of Ties

Dirge of 'spies

Smidge of Guys

What is with this Stephen Spielglurge?

Rupert murderoch you wanna sack all your scumbags there half a sleep you gotta be up early to catch me and my crew as you were LG x

— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) May 23, 2018

courtesy of ciderpress in the Nintendo Switch thread

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