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ok when i was young at still at a public school i tht this film was ace: hot young men become wevolutionaries and overthrow everything hurrah!!

malcolm macdowell has a cute fiery irish g/f and the moopy looking one has a cute blond fuckboy and it's AGAINST THE SYSTEM YEAH PUNK ROCK!!

(also it was v.nearly filmed at my school, except at the last minute they got cold feet and totally dodged a bullet)

Now I think it's sloppy and crypto-fascist and just the worst kind of sentimental 60s anti-thinking: the three rebels are the WORST kind of fashionably arrogant thugs, self-absorbed, shallow of judgment, pretentious, blah blah... actually their attitude to revolt reminds me of BOBBY GILLESPIE, except it makes me LIKE him!!

Even its portrait of how rubbish public schools are was *already* years out of date (ok i didn't arrive at one till five years after it was made, and maybe mine was untypical? but even if accurate at point of manufacture, they had changed beyond recognition in the intervening time, which completely undermines lindsay anderson's polemical point)

Ten years later, Macdowell and chums would have become rabid thatcherites, and gunning down the dowdy old parents as they came out of the church would have been the same thrill-of-hate. There are isolated moments of tenderness and comedy earlier on I still like (a shot of the elderly spinster matron asleep in a chair) (and the parodies of sanctimonious dimwitted lectures by the headmaster and the general on speech day are pretty funny, though it sets up its Evil People as crassly and emptily as any of the kind of Hollywood movies Anderson wd have been so snobby about, and demolishes them just as inhumanely. (If they're as edumb as the speeches they make portray them, then they're NOT the enemy...)

To be young and good-looking = to be homo superior? I'd like to salvage something and argue that what Anderson filmed was a crit of the self-deluding world of the quasi-marxist 70s urban terrorist, and how tightly bound together were the reactionary natures of said terrorists, and the systems they claimed to be revolting against....

mark s (mark s), Sunday, 22 September 2002 10:03 (twenty-three years ago)

but i don't think anderson was this smart, and i *know* the film isn't

mark s (mark s), Sunday, 22 September 2002 10:06 (twenty-three years ago)

the soundtrack btw is FANTASTIC

Missa Luba: a mass sung in pure Congolese style, and native songs of the Congo sung by Les Troubadours du roi baudouin.
Directed by Father Guido Haazen.

Kyrie (2:30)
Gloria (2:40)
Credo (4:09)
Sanctus (1:37)
Benedictus (0:52)
Agnus Dei (1:54)

Native Songs

Dibwe Diambula Kabanda (Marriage Song) (3:03)
Lutuku Y a Bene Kanyoka (Emergence from Grief) (2:48)
Ebu Bwale Kemai (Marriage Ballad) (2:24)
Katumbo (Dance) (1:34)
Seya Wa Mama Ndalumba (Marital Celebration) (2:22)
Banana (Soldiers Song) (2:02)
Twai Tshinaminai (Work Song) (1:02)

_____________________________________________________

But think of this: it is the inner hymn of their revolt, yet its energy and beauty derives from a collision made possible by colonialism. "Les Troubadors du Roi": DO YOU SEE!!!

I am not saying "Yay Euro-Imperialism!", I am saying, this film is pro exactly the thing it thinks it's anti....

mark s (mark s), Sunday, 22 September 2002 10:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Now I think it's sloppy and crypto-fascist and just the worst kind of sentimental 60s anti-thinking: the three rebels are the WORST kind of fashionably arrogant thugs, self-absorbed, shallow of judgment, pretentious, blah blah...

I agree with Mark! I cannot fathom why this film still has any kind of hipstah cachet. Is 'Oh Lucky Man!' any better?

Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Sunday, 22 September 2002 10:35 (twenty-three years ago)

It's a while since I've seen it, although I've always liked it. I've always thought of the school and its regime as the rotten capitalist west and the revolutionaries as the potential of the hippy generation to make big changes (very much on the agenda at the time), basically young people en masse supposedly having their hearts in the right place. There are scenes I remember where the parents and staff start to fight back viciously (like rabid dogs, as Mao probably put it), which is clearly about how capitalism behaves one way on the high street but quite another in the interior of Brazil, or anywhere when its power is seriously threatened.

To be young and good-looking = to be homo superior?

In the 1960s yes. Feelgood stuff for the target audience as well. Lindsay Anderson was probably an old cynic with an eye on the box office. I remember being shocked when I heard that he'd been rude to a fat boy from my school on a theatre trip who was inadvertently blocking his path in the foyer.

David (David), Sunday, 22 September 2002 10:37 (twenty-three years ago)

i think the school is meant to represent rotten olde englande, really: i'm sure LA wd have said it was anti-capitalist but i don't think it is in any coherent way (viz the music interlude which is like a coca cola advert: be cool and free and wild on a motorbike)

the chaplain gives a sermon on the evils of desertion; the headmaster waffles abt service to the nation; the general's slpeech is about how important tradition => seems to me that, given that vietnam had been fighting to repel invaders on and off for CENTURIES, that vietcong pep-rallies probably ran to exactly these themes now and then

lindsay's very parochial (middle class) obsession with a certain tranche of dowdy old england, fit only to be machine-gunned, morphs only too easily into the thrusting scything impatience of young right of the early 80s, mowing down the consensus and sneering at the elderly (the "angry young men" — john braine, john osborne, kingsley amis — almost all ended up as tremendous reactionaries: room at the top is total proto-thatcherism: there's a generational-emotional fit here with anderson, though i doubt they all voted the same way)

mark s (mark s), Sunday, 22 September 2002 10:52 (twenty-three years ago)

ie anderson always announced himself as being way out on the left (working at sight and sound meant you were always running into his rapid epigones, which is maybe why i overreact a bit to this aspect of his shtick)

mark s (mark s), Sunday, 22 September 2002 10:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Expect a spirited defence of the film from Robin.

David (David), Sunday, 22 September 2002 11:03 (twenty-three years ago)

'There are scenes I remember where the parents and staff start to fight back viciously (like rabid dogs, as Mao probably put it), which is clearly about how capitalism behaves one way on the high street but quite another in the interior of Brazil, or anywhere when its power is seriously threatened."

Alex Droog and his buddies machinegun and mortar the unarmed parents the moment they emerge from the chapel. The first swathe of death is totally random: not assault on the system so much as a narcissistic look-at-me attack on uninformed bystanders (why are these parents any more guilty than Alex Droog's parents? What if they're the parents of kids we see being bullied earlier on?). After a lot of fat old people mill around in utter panic (a panic played for laughs, which is a bully's trick if ever there was one), some of the other pupils begin to fight back, and in fact become a disciplined army, proving that the joke wargames shown earlier on are actually not a joke (and what's vicious about this fightback? ppl with machineguns are shooting ppl w/o any weapons at all: it's not as the rebels have made the slightest attempt to explain or recruit any of the OTHER pupils, all of whom are presumably exactly as victimised as Alex.) (except they're not byronically handsome poet-types with girlfriends and motorbikes and leather-jackets). "Rabid dogs" just as well describes the rebels. I don't see how power is seriously threatened here: who is being liberated? on whose behalf is this war being fought? It's not the masses vs oppression, its hipsters vs squares.

mark s (mark s), Sunday, 22 September 2002 11:16 (twenty-three years ago)

haha robin is waiting atop a Whitehall building somewhere ready to gun down the Countryside Alliance as we speak!!

mark s (mark s), Sunday, 22 September 2002 11:18 (twenty-three years ago)

I think Mark is OTM here. Can I just give a mention to Zero De Conduite? Thanks.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 22 September 2002 11:24 (twenty-three years ago)

forgot to watch this (was on ILM at the time) but i did watch o lucky man! and I remember not disliking it.

These films are of their time.

If...will always appeal, the idea of fighting yr teachers is always a good fantasy to indulge in.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 22 September 2002 11:44 (twenty-three years ago)

i agree re teachers julio, and "of their time" is a fair point too: i guess that i wish it was as much a dissection of the fantasy as an blank-cheque indulgence, given its claims to political significance

cz w/o said dissection i think its politics actually fall somewhere between dunblane crackpot revenge-fantasy and pol pot nihilist exermination fantasy

shamefully i haf never seen a vigo film

mark s (mark s), Sunday, 22 September 2002 11:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Mark, you're right that it doesn't stand up to close examination, but also I think you're being rather too literal in your analysis of the minute details of the battle scene. The innocent victims are just fodder for the weaponry in a filmic sense. It is, as Julio says, much more of a fantasy than a remotely serious political manifesto. But what I said about the 'reactionaries' fighting back to preserve their power is still, I think, an intentional touch, as is the cadets/'army' showing their true purpose. Also the fat old people milling around can be read as the European/US middle classes who may be decent on a personal level, but unwittingly enjoy a privileged position, buffered from the horrors of colonial exploitation or whatever.

David (David), Sunday, 22 September 2002 12:05 (twenty-three years ago)

in some ways i think if... depicts very well a specific kind of late-60s middle-class response to a wrong world, and it's obviously unfair to paint anderson a bogeyman for not foreseeing disasters we can see with 20/20 hindsight: what surprised me, i think, watching last night, first time in some years, was how SEAMLESSLY his indulgence of the fantasy fitted in with the fake-political quasi-terrorist games groups like the angry brigade and the red army faction and the weather underground began to play in the early 70s, stuck in a tiny, hermetically sealed worlds — cf also the matrix, a rather similar film in some ways — where ANY glint of political reality cd be warded off basically by invoking imperialism, colonialism, vietnam, amerikkka etc: to compromise is to betray the revolution blah blah

i' m sure the fat old people ARE meant to be interpreted as the somnolent middle classes, as you suggest, david: hence it doesn't matter to anderson when they're driven into the killing fields => but since he is utterly confused when it comes to representing the colonially exploited (yes yes cute chick who works in a caff who boffs alex droog cz he's the LIBERATOR etc), but it's all shortcuts and bad assumptions, in the end

yes i'm micro-interpreting the details of the way that final battle is put together cz that's where anderson's deep politics must be: at the editing stage: he'd read eisenstein and godard, he'd even written about them, he knew exactly what was at stake => if's he's going to spend 30 years copping attitude about how he makes truer deeper films than hollywood ever could, he's requesting to be taken seriously on the same level

obviously the standard interpetation — young good has enough of old corruption and cleans out the temple with all despatch — has pop power also, and is the story anderson hoped he was making: but in a way that's the point i'm making, that people enthused by this film are as likely to be ollie north types as paul foot types, and that confusion is built into the movie at the molecular level

(cf also i guess my argt with the clash, as opposed to the pistols say)

mark s (mark s), Sunday, 22 September 2002 15:04 (twenty-three years ago)

haha when at s&s we had to be very sure we spelled the title with ALL FOUR DOTS; it's not If... it's If....!!

mark s (mark s), Sunday, 22 September 2002 15:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes, just think of the consequences of missing that final dot!

By the way, do seek out Zero De Conduite and L'Atalante, Mark, they are as wonderful as their reputations.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 22 September 2002 15:12 (twenty-three years ago)

(Compare and contrast fantasy machine-gunning: 'If....' vs 'Billy Liar'.)

Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Sunday, 22 September 2002 15:23 (twenty-three years ago)

haha i'm a bit down on billy liar also jerry!

mark s (mark s), Sunday, 22 September 2002 15:58 (twenty-three years ago)

the pig man is the bez in anderson's trilogy

The Actual Mr. Jones (actual), Sunday, 22 September 2002 16:21 (twenty-three years ago)

(actually a completely fair-cop crit of my position wd be that i'm not treating if.... as part one of a trilogy, but as stand-alone: sadly i haven't seen britannia hospital or o lucky man for many years, so all i can remember is the pig-man and alan price's songs) (which are good iirc)

mark s (mark s), Sunday, 22 September 2002 16:28 (twenty-three years ago)

I do take Mark's point about the Bobbygillespism of the rebellion depicted. I felt the same thing watching the new film 'Baader' at the Edinburgh Film Festival, which smacked of 'fake-political quasi-terrorist games' and really seemed to be about the leather jackets and hairstyles. The director, of course, said this shallowness was intentional, he wanted to show the superficial and 'cool' side of his subjects. But showing their real political disaffection with 70s Germany would have been a much braver and more difficult thing than showing their fascination with BMWs as getaway cars.

'If...' though is a fantasy and a metaphor. We can see it as a relic of the golden age of 'us and them', a time when things were beautifully clear-cut and radicals -- the generation of 68 -- knew the future could only be theirs (even if their libertarianism did shade into Thatcherism in some cases).

But to me it's powerful because it's a vision of the outrageous license some few people give themselves to experience liberty. The exaggerated contrast between the archaic authoritarian world of the school and the rebels' excursions really sets up an atmosphere in which the boys' binges on Eros and Thanatos become, for the viewer, intense poems to the existential pleasure of freedom in defiance of social constraint.

It's appropriate to mention Byron, because this is pure Romanticism, of course. And you don't expect astute political analysis from Romantics. But you do expect cracking good poetry, and a strong case for the joy of irresponsible liberty.

Momus (Momus), Sunday, 22 September 2002 16:46 (twenty-three years ago)

mark do you know whether it was intended as the first of 3 from the outset? at any rate the trilogy aspect seems loose enough not to really puncture your argument - it's no less fair than treating eg.400 Blows as a stand-alone.

the problem with the straight-up fantasy-metaphor reading of a picture like If.... is that it ISN'T The Matrix - the world in the film is unmistakeably THIS world and the sociopolitik concerns are at least semi-specific (ie not simply "the Man is pulling the wool over your eyes" but "the English public school system in 1968 is symptomatic of blahblah..."). the blank cheque is that if the politics work the filmmaker is a scathingly brilliant satirist but if they don't then they weren't supposed to - he is a surrealist poet not a political essayist etc.

(though to be completely fair: i have no more experience with British public-school circa 68 than i have with post-apocalypse subterranean USA so they are both fantasy worlds to me)

(NB cake-having-and-eating-too direction doesn't really bother me - or at least bothers me much less in the case of an Anderson than a Larry Clark, where morality tales are obscured by flashing neon signs questioning authorial intent and the pose is simultaneously vaguely political and specifically apolitical.)

The Actual Mr. Jones (actual), Sunday, 22 September 2002 18:45 (twenty-three years ago)

i sort of decided i'm going to write something abt it for s&s if the editor's interested, so i'm going to dig around on facts and claims made at the time

i don't know if it *was* conceived as a three-parter, possibly not: i do know he ran out of money and had to improvise lots of stuff, hence the arbitrary switching between b/w and colour (which i like: randomness is always good) => if the climax was a bit thrown together that might explain why that section specifically — shot by shot — is basically mainstream shoot-em-up cliches posing as liberatory art (compare-contrast bonnie and clyde from a year or so earlier) (or battle of algiers, where the dilemma of the — necessary? — murder of bystanders is specifically addressed/acknowledged)

up to the point where they're digging stuff out from the lumber-room under the stage — where the pickled foetus handed between alex droog and the girl hangs as a genuine moment of surrealist poetry — it could have twisted in any number of rweally interesting directions: the (strapped-for-cash/hurried/botched/cynical/cop-out) end it actually gets is st trinians remade with kalashnikovs, by a grown-up who didn't get the joke (which is — at least partly — that the st trinians movies DO understand the relationship between conformist-restriction and carnival anarchy)

mark s (mark s), Sunday, 22 September 2002 19:28 (twenty-three years ago)

I have a script book, with forewords by Lindsay Anderson & some others. If U like, I'll try and dig it out, & photocopy relevant parts for yr research Mark. email me if you want this. "If..." is one of my favourite films. It's like an article of faith or something to me. Momus' description above puts it into words much better than I can, natch. When I was adolescent idiot, Mick Travis was my IDOL, later, I realised that Mick Travis is inadvertently or not, a perfect realisation of a certain type of teenage boy. shall I be honest? I fancied the ass off him as well. My favourite bits are the scenes in the 3 boys' study - mick shooting airgun darts at various items on the collage on his wall, the stupid shit they spout at each other, which seemed. like, profound maan when I was 17, but now seems like the perfect realistion of the sort of stupid shit boys like that would have spouted. it features the best ever bit of dialogueIMO as well - "you give coca-c0la to your scum, and your teddy bears to oxfam, and you expect me to lick your frigid fingers for the rest of your frigid life" (er...yes, but it does make sense in context) Gah Mark, my other 2 favourite films are "Apocalypse Now" and "Stalker". Have at them as well, why don'tya?

I am sinking into an ALCOHOLIK STUP0R, Sunday, 22 September 2002 19:50 (twenty-three years ago)

"Is 'Oh Lucky Man!' any better?"

Yes!!! Think of it this way, the good thing about this film is that it brought LA and MM together, which led to filming of "Oh Lucky Man!" one of the best pieces of cinematic narratology known to man!!! But fate was not to smile upon them for the third installation--Brittanica Hospital--feel free to give that one a pass...

Mary (Mary), Sunday, 22 September 2002 19:51 (twenty-three years ago)

I liked the outfits. I guess I have missed the point but I only saw the last hour of it or so late on tv one night. TS: the clotheshorses of "If . . . ." v. "Another Country"?

felicity (felicity), Sunday, 22 September 2002 20:43 (twenty-three years ago)

(i am being deliberately hard on it btw in order to scare up strong defences: i cannot deny that whenever it is on TV I turn to it and watch long stretches of it)

i keep forgetting to mention: UNMAN WITTERING and ZIGO? Who has seen this recently? I remember it as Stalky & Co meets Turn of the Screw, but it's a long time since I saw it.

mark s (mark s), Sunday, 22 September 2002 21:21 (twenty-three years ago)

One really simple account of 'If...' would be:

Fairly normal teens are trapped in Victorian institution.

Teens do normal teen things: ride motorbikes, flirt.

Victorian institution punishes them severely.

Teens do more normal things.

Victorians punish them even more severely.

Same thing happens on a bigger scale. Audience's heart is in mouth, oh shit, they will be killed now, just for expressing normal teen desires! (Society always wins, no matter how wrongheaded.)

Mais voila, teens triumph totally in unlikely, apocalypic ending. Although stunned and disbelieving, audience is relieved, and leaves the cinema with the sense of having witnessed an optimistic fairy tale presaging the fall of all unjust, super-conservative social structures.

Nobody goes out to buy a machine gun after watching 'If...', but we do get an inkling (unlike late Freud) that the stuggle between society and instinct might sometimes be won by instinct, and that, given a slightly more flexible and forgiving environment, the perfectly normal young rebels could have ridden motorbikes and shagged waitresses without hurting society in the least.

Compare and contrast the maudlin and defeatist ending Lars Von Trier gave 'Dancer In The Dark', where the fairly normal factory dreamer Selma is executed, becoming a sort of Christ figure of victory through suffering and destruction. Message: 'the nail that sticks out must be hammered in. Handerchiefs for all film-goers! Religion and masochism for all radicals!'

Momus (Momus), Sunday, 22 September 2002 22:41 (twenty-three years ago)

I haven't seen the movie in the LONGEST time, but I gotta couple questions. After the headmaster is shot, isn't their battle framed with some fairly overwrought music as if to make the rebel band's efforts seem faintly ridiculous? Also, why does the film allow the girl all the time she needs to shoot the headmaster? And why does she shoot him, anyway? IIRC, she's the one person in their band with no immediate experience of the school's cruelties. What's her grudge? Again, I haven't seen it in eons, but I wonder if the film's "message" is somewhat more ambivalent -- or more muddled -- than Mark or the movie's fans are making it out to be.

Doesn't Monty Python's The Meaning of Life have a long-ish section burlesquing this movie?

Malcolm McDowell -- the British Jean-Pierre Léaud and the Sixties' Gary Oldman. And I mean that in every sense, good and horrible.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 22 September 2002 23:18 (twenty-three years ago)

"teens triumph" won't work as a reading of the actual film, though: we cut away mid-battle, w.five teens on a rooftop surrounded by an army (cf "butch cassidy and the sundance kid", almost)

i don't think it DOES presage the fall of the unjust social structure: it's another cake-and-eat-it move, really

"slightly more flexible and forgiving environment" = what marcuse used to call "repressive tolerance", which i really really doubt is anderson's ideal (this suggestion is the same as my original "salvageable" caveat, but I just don't think it's the film I just watched)

daddino, i think yr right: i've actually veered around a bit on this thread — more in my head than in my posts — as i remember different bits and play with them, and so has momus actually (his second "repressive tolerance" version doesn't really accord with his earlier Yay Bataille position)

so ok, you could say "yes but ambivalence=art hurrah", but mmmm i'm really not convinced yet: "muddle" i can totally live with

part of the problem is that anderson's is totally a puritan in some ways — sex is dandy as long it's in in accord witgh the moral revolution underway — and he DISTRUSTS fantasy really, so that when he finally lifts off into one, it's actually quite sadistically weighted and unpleasant, as you watch it

(haha i think some of my dislike may come from the fact that i way prefer arthur lowe (= capt mainwaring in dad's army) to malcolm macdowell => ie anderson's idea of the overthrow of social conservatism includes the extermination of sad dowdy fubsy nitwits)

mark s (mark s), Sunday, 22 September 2002 23:40 (twenty-three years ago)

i've actually veered around a bit on this thread — more in my head than in my posts — ...and so has momus actually

S'okay, s'called thinking, s'what we're here for, s'nit? ;-)

i way prefer arthur lowe (= capt mainwaring in dad's army) to malcolm macdowell => ie anderson's idea of the overthrow of social conservatism includes the extermination of sad dowdy fubsy nitwits)

S'your age showing, Mark. Sight and Sound'll like a Fogey-Blimpy-Fusbyist critique, though, s'forsure. (S'unless they all soixante-huitards, any rate.)

Start something like: 'Lyndsay Anderson (shot grouse with his father, blackguard) sets his Moronic-Byronic -- don't know they're born! -- whippersnappers amok in England's greenpleasant, riding motorcycles. Horsewhipping's too good... Youth and looks, as I was saying to my ghillie just the other day on the Spey, are wasted on the Homo Superior. Are you listening to me, boy?' 'Yes Captain Manwaring, sir, sorry sir...'

Momus (Momus), Monday, 23 September 2002 02:02 (twenty-three years ago)

I saw this film and thort "yay it will be about rebellion and freedom!" and was v. sad that it was just about people shooting things up at the end. but it does capture a feeling of confusion and social tinder which is accurate to the time, I think. I agree with mark that it coulda gone all interesting strange directions at first then boxed itself in. The best boarding school as society thing is Young Torless by Musil. Also, compare to how Peckinpah does ultra-vi and decide which is more useful. Also, a distinction between the RAF and the SLA and the Weathermen and the late Weathermen is urgently necessary. The RAF knew what it was doing and had particular targets and was serious in its own way. Think of them as the left-wing-in-exile/rouge-faction of the east german military. The Weathermen and their slide to total weirdo-land was a response to the *defeat* of 60s radicalism in the u.s. and a felt sense of impotence spiraling into insanity and social disconnection. Which is where the SLA started out. And then there's Squeaky -- where does that fit in?

Which reminds me that I saw the ending of If.... as a dream sequence actually, something disconnected from the rest of the film and floating in id-land.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Monday, 23 September 2002 04:40 (twenty-three years ago)

"unman, wittering and zigo" is an enjoyable but ultimately fairly pointless school film. david hemmings is ace in it though. "if...." is fundamentally flawed but i shall always love the school vicar at out public school for showing it to us in RE lessons. must have been a brave step. the production company who made it - owned by albert finney and michael medwin - memorial films were responsible for some of the most wonderful films of the era...

commonswings, Monday, 23 September 2002 07:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Many years ago I went to an NFT screening of 'If....' that was introduced by LA. He was SPECTACULARLY short-tempered and got esp. worked up abt critical comparisons w/ 'Zero De Conduite'.

I love the S/T to 'O Lucky Man'.

Andrew L (Andrew L), Monday, 23 September 2002 09:58 (twenty-three years ago)

haha i always tht it was just lifted straight from ZdC (which i have still not seen) (since last night) (obv)

the three heroes ARE stalky (alex droog), m'turk (moopy one) and beetle (knightley): i def think this is a fruitful line of comparison (the study scene which norman likes — i do too — is totally shaped by S&C, which Magnum war photography replacing Ruskin; ditto the mocking relationships with seniors)

mark s (mark s), Monday, 23 September 2002 10:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Stalky, M'Turk and Beetle would never have mowed down boys younger than them. Taken on the School Bully on their behalf, yes. Bawled out the Local Squire when his gamekeeper killed vixen, yes. Become bullies themselves, I think not.

Unman, Wittering and Zigo = worth a look but not relevant if you're looking at If.... or Public School Rebellions.

Arthur Lowe as Captain Mainwaring probably is preferable to Malcolm McD.

The setting of If.... may well be LA's old school when he was there. To me, it is reminiscent of George Orwell's schooldays rather than my own (1973 - 80, and not Orwell or Anderson's alma mater, IIRR).

Did LA put four dots in by mistake and then try to cover up by claiming it was deliberate?

Mark, your initial post suggests to me that a reading of the film in 1968 is not the same as a reading in 2002 - after the failure of the '68 rebels, etc. and Thatcher/Reagan in the '80s. 'Pierre Menard, Author of the Quixote' and all that.

So what chance do we have of knowing what Shakespeare was going on about? Or Sophocles?

Sorry, am I wandering from the point?

Tim Bateman, Monday, 23 September 2002 15:32 (twenty-three years ago)

In no sense can the rebels of '68 be said to have failed. Become a new orthodoxy, perhaps. Failed, no.

The value of Shakespeare and Lindsay Anderson is the value of all art made in times of sudden economic growth and burgeoning liberalism. They make us confront our own conservatism and our own pessimism.

Andserson, being British rather than French, is naturally less humanist and more angry / satirical than Jean Vigo. He's making 'If...' in a time when bullets are flying in Vietnam on behalf of a frightened Western establishment. He turns the bullets, in his film, back against his own Western bete noir, the fusty British aristablishment. A lame duck anyway, you could argue, and it's here the link with Thatcherism is clearest; she also pissed off the royals and the aristos with her populist rightism.

In himself, the McDowell character with his harmless hedonism looks to us now about as radical as Noel Gallagher. He only becomes a C.O.G. (centre of goodness, as they say in film school) because he is victimised but refuses to capitulate. Take away the aristocratic overlords (headmaster, prefects) and you have a new tyrant just as bad as they were. The authoritarian tyrant is replaced by a hedonist tyrant who snorts coke and works in advertising.

The MM character grows up Richard Branson. And lurking on the roof, waiting for him to finish his speech, is...

Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 24 September 2002 02:58 (twenty-three years ago)

... me :)?

sorry to all on this thread for my absence: I have been busy - I *do* have things to say on the subject (to answer one of Mark's points I never thought it was a literal invocation of a public school in 1968, always thought it was a grotesque form of fantasy, never believed that realism came into it, which I suppose weakens it if taken from a literal perspective) but I'll leave my more detailed comments until I'm less tired and more able to string coherent thoughts together.

robin carmody (robin carmody), Tuesday, 24 September 2002 03:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Momus: failed in the sense that they wanted revolution and did not get it! Clear enough?

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 24 September 2002 03:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, did they really want a revolution, or did they want to run the world? Running the world was a pretty good consolation prize, even for the small number who wanted to see more blood on the cobbles.

Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 24 September 2002 05:20 (twenty-three years ago)

LA went to our school; the screenplay for If.... was, i believe, written by two lads who went to our school. If..., consequently, was banned from our school for about 20 years after its release.

I discovered it before I even went to the school in question; it's still one of my favourite films, for better or worse - I can't help still finding it richly evocative, compelling and somehow naughty.

As a weirdly coincidental aside, My mum went out with MM before he was famous...god the world's weird!

Charlie (Charlie), Tuesday, 24 September 2002 05:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Momus: depends which 68ers yr talking about.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 24 September 2002 14:18 (twenty-three years ago)

i have always thought this film was about vietnam.

anthony easton (anthony), Tuesday, 24 September 2002 17:17 (twenty-three years ago)

to be honest I probably agree with most of what Mark S says upthread BUT I WOULDN'T NECESSARILY SEE IT AS CRITICISM: does that make sense?

Mark's "populist new right sweeping in and creating a new dictatorship that is as unpleasant as what came before without the surface politeness" thing intrigues me though and DOES make me look at the film in a new light (it's more or less Ian MacDonald's argument = radicalised post-consensus right changed the world, "All You Need Is Love" et al were not the sign of how the future was going to be but the last great burst of communal togetherness in society before everyone started being all about themselves yada yada). my thought is: could anyone really have predicted that in 1968? did it not seem then as though it would be a straight authoritarian right versus radical left divide FOREVER, a brief (the last?) moment of simplicity? I do feel that pasting contemporary politics on to what happened in the 60s can go too far, and that the film should be seen in the context of the simplicity of its moment coupled with the deliberate grotesquerie of a semi-fantasy (I never imagined that public schools were like that in 1968 - more like an extension of Anderson's own worst nightmares from maybe 30 years earlier, but remember that the 1965 BBC film of Eton exposed the school using punishments for younger boys that had been banned from use in prisons in about 1906 or something).

ha the whole new-right-versus-old thing reminds me of what I always thought was the best part of the whole film, ie the ridicule of High Tories (ie the headmaster) posing as technocrats and somehow seeming WORSE, underlining their own obsolesence when if they hadn't had any pretensions to modernity they might just seem like a charming relic - ie the more they try to look of-the-moment the more they show how dangerously out of place and out of time they are (cf Party at the Palace, maybe? cf those who formed the Countryside Alliance shifting from shire Conservatism to brutalist Thatcherism, definitely.)

robin carmody (robin carmody), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 02:42 (twenty-three years ago)

norman, yes, send me that stuff!!

can you email me: i'm not sure what yr non-anti spam address is?

mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 06:53 (twenty-three years ago)

four dots is correct in legal publishing as an ellipsis followed by a period. there was a question on the law review editing test about whether the last dot in the ellipsis is followed by a space or immediately by the period. that and whether to italicize the period following a citation. such fun we had.

but I don't know many movie titles ending in periods, so here it's a mystery to me.

felicity (felicity), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 07:18 (twenty-three years ago)

haha I can just see someone leaping up indignantly and pointing at a document and shouting "This full stop is not italicized!!!!!!"

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 16:30 (twenty-three years ago)

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vs

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Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 16:38 (twenty-three years ago)

I had to view the source to see that the second dot there is the same size but italicized - it looks smaller and slightly lozenge-shaped!

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 19:19 (twenty-three years ago)

shouldn't ellipses be spaced differently than three successive periods anyway? so that an ellipsis followed by a period should look different (in a non-monospaced typeface) than three periods or a "long" ellipsis.

Josh (Josh), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 19:35 (twenty-three years ago)

josh it depends on the font basically: with metal type there generally is a discernible gap, with computer type not (you can kern it but there beckons mentalism surely)

ts: …. vs ....

mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 19:44 (twenty-three years ago)

actually there IS a gap there so there you go

mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 19:45 (twenty-three years ago)

with some sans-serif fonts ital periods can be quite noticeable.... ... vs

(josh's emphasis)

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 19:46 (twenty-three years ago)

. . .. is how we were supposed to do it

felicity (felicity), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 19:46 (twenty-three years ago)

felicity that is a triumph of design hideosity

mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 19:48 (twenty-three years ago)

felicity how are we supposed to take you seriously when you don't use the HTML code for an ellipse?!

If…..

heeeere mentalism, come here little kitty (tracerhand), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 19:51 (twenty-three years ago)

why would I want to be taken seriously? you are all mentaliztz

felicity (felicity), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 19:53 (twenty-three years ago)

the law review ignores HTML escape character sequences at its own peril (i wz kidding, felicity)

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 20:00 (twenty-three years ago)

it was just a particularly funny question to ask me, of all people

felicity (felicity), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 20:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Ha, for you mark, I have scoured my house, and have FOUND IT! (I also found old '70's hawkwind tour programs which I will pitch on ebay I think) The foreword by Lindsay Anderson is interesting I think:

"Although David Sherwin and I went to (different) Englih Public Schools, If.... is not to be taken as an autobiographical film, at least not in a narrow or a literal sense

(....)

"We specially saw "Zéro de Conduite" again, before writing started, to give us courage. And we constantly thought of Brecht, and his definition of the "epic" style. David referred to Kleist from time to time. John Ford (old father, old artificer") and Humphrey Jennings (romantic-ironic conservative) were in the bloodstream"

The last part is (IMO) especially interesting:
"Essentially the heroes of "If...." are, without knowing it, old-fashioned boys. They are not anti-heroes, or drop-outs, or Marxist-Leninists or Maoists or readers of marcuse. Their revolt is inevitable, not because of what they think, but because of what they are. Mick plays a little at being an intellectual ('Violence and revolution are the only pure acts', etc.), but when he acts it is instictively, because of his outraged dignity, his frustrated passion, his vital energy, his sense of fair play if you like. If his story can be said to be "about" anything, it is about freedom.
In this sense Mick and Johnny and Wallace, and Bobby Phillips and the Girl are traditionalists. It is they, not their conformist elders nor their conformist contemporaries who speak the tongue that Shakespeare wrote ('We must be free or die'). 'England Awake,' Johnny cries in the gym. And Mick: 'We are not cotton-spinners all: some love England and her honour yet!' And Wallace, as he lunges, 'Death to tyrants!' They are very, I suppose fatally romantic. Theirs is still: 'The homely beauty of the good old cause.'
Far indeed from filling me with dread, I find the last sequence of the film exhilarating, funny (its violence is so plainly metaphorical) a bit shocking, magnificent (when the Headmaster isshot between the eyes) and finally sad. It doesn't look to me as though Mick can win. The world rallies as it always will, and brings its overwhelming fire-power to bear on the man who says 'no'.

Thee above Xtraxts written by Lindsay Anderson in Nov 1969. Quite possibly Anderson's words might back up MS' critique of the film, tho' I think it lifts it waaaay above bobbygillepieism (for BBBYz take on this theme see k-lame vid for "swastika eyes") What the hell, I don't care anyway, I love this film. I like Tarkovski's "Stalker" and "Solaris" more, and possibly "Pandora's Box" more. Possibly a few other silent movies as well. I can't think of anything else I like quite as much as "If...." I love the beautiful dreamlike atmosphere, the air of repressed sexuality, just the whole look of it.

whatever anyway, I am getting tired. Mark, email me w/ mail address or fax no. and I will photocopy thee intro and get it to you. Robin, if yer reading this, I found all the old copies of "ZigZag". Send me yer mail address if u still want them.

PH34R my kollektion ov kounter-kulture tat, Wednesday, 25 September 2002 21:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Stop interrupting our mentallist discussions about ellipses with your sensible points on the topic of the thread, Norman!

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 21:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Don't you give me any o'your lip skidmore, coz another thing I phound was a big bunch of old brit comix 'zines. (actually this is a pretty lame blax0rmail attempt coz FA was pretty good IIRC)

N0RM4N PH4Y, Wednesday, 25 September 2002 21:37 (twenty-three years ago)

i was skipping a bit when i watched it on saturday: i actually missed a lot of the beginning, and also the bit where the padre is in the drawer!! is he dead or not?

i watched it again last night: i still think it is super-flawed but yes hmmm

bobby gillespie-ism = making the link via clippings from sunday colour supps on their study wall to "revolutionaries of the decade" => LA is saying above "yes yes it's meant to be stick-on", but then his own shakespeare line is pure bobby-ism. as i said abovem the parodies of speechday bullshit are much funnier and better written, really, than the stuff the Crusaders come up with, which is echt teen self-importance — I was very like that aged that age, but then I kinda modelled myself on the ppl in it. I watched it cz my dad said it was a great film!!! He bought the missa luba for my mum (who in the 60s actually looked quite like the girl, though slighter...)

mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 21:40 (twenty-three years ago)

kleist indeed!!

mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 21:41 (twenty-three years ago)

i was more like knightley than travis or wallace, but i had no travis to follow

mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 21:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Shot599.
Cut to the HEADMASTER's study: Pannelling, framed groups and portraits. Medium close up of the window, luminous behind white net curtains. The HEADMASTER comes into shot, pacing past the window, his face set and serious. The camera pans till he stops behind his desk, and looks off with a self-consciously grave expression.

HEADMASTER: I take this very seriously . . . very seriously indeed.
Shot600
Medium shot of MICK, JOHNNY and WALLACE standing in a row. The HEADMASTER stands opposite them in the foreground. heir faces are expressionless.

HEADMASTER: The Reverend Woods might have been quite badly hurt. Do you realise that?
Shot601
Medium shot as the HEADMASTER walks slowly away from his desk over to a large cupboard, the bottom half lined with deep drawers.

HEADMASTER: Now I want you to apologise to him. Is that clear?
Shot602
Medium close up of JOHNNY, MICK and WALLACE standing silently, impassive.
Shot603
In medium shot, the HEADMASTER heaves the first drawer of the cupboard open. The CHAPLAIN sits up in it, now in his gown and dog-collar, and stretches out a hand with christian charity. MICK, WALLACE and JOHNNY file past in silence, shake his hand and file back. THE HEADMASTER nods dismissively and the CHAPLAIN lies back. The headmaster pushes the drawer closed ahgain behind him and speaks with immense insidious blandness
(more dialogue etc etc)

Actually I just remembered the best bit of dialogue in the film - the chaplain during army cadet manouvres:

"We are all corrupt. We are all sinful. we are all meet to be punished. If a soldier doesn't do his duty, he expects to be punished.

"There are failures great and small, and there are punishments great and small. But . . . there is oe failure, one crime. . .

". . .One betrayal - that can never be forgiven - and that betrayal is called desertion. The desteter in the face of the enemy must expect to be shot.

"Jesus Christ is our commanding officer, and if we desert him, we can expect no mercy!

"and . . . we are all - deserters!"

Great. We are all fucked then.

BTW Mark, on the off-chance that U can get access to the bio of Genesis by Armando Gallo, it is mentioned in there that Peter Gabriel, whilst at Charterhouse either auditioned for "If...." or was going to. His comment was that the film was a very accurate prtrayal of life in his school. especially the air of weird repressed sexuality. Lucky for you you are not an old Carthusian then perhaps.

N0RM4N PH4Y, Wednesday, 25 September 2002 22:05 (twenty-three years ago)

"mete to be punished", but i always hear it as "MEAT to be punished"

haha i think i projected that kind of sexuality onto mine (i wasn't a boarder though)

mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 22:18 (twenty-three years ago)

FA was a pretty good mag, but I am not prepared to stand up for everything I said about any subject, comics included, a decade ago! If you have lots of FAs you may find two other ILX posters therein too - Andrew L wrote quite a few reviews, and Tim Bateman was pretty regular in the letters section if I remember rightly.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 22:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Mark you should read some of the hilarious fantasy worlds being projected onto your old school on Usenet (genuinely). I'm probably in agreement with you that the parodies of speechday bullshit are the best part of the film - maybe the only parts that REALLY dissect EXACTLY the conflicts of the time.

Oh, I suppose it might be tempting fate to prompt Tom to thread?

robin carmody (robin carmody), Thursday, 26 September 2002 18:27 (twenty-three years ago)

eleven months pass...
They were showing this film (projecting on wall while people dance) in the Mod Club we went to in NYC July 6th. That is all.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 11:54 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...
revive!

http://www.bfi.org.uk/showing/nft/anderson/index.html

that is all.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Thursday, 4 November 2004 21:10 (twenty years ago)

Oooh, a book! But I live too far away to go see these...

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Thursday, 4 November 2004 21:13 (twenty years ago)

Aaaaah, the NFT.

adam... (nordicskilla), Thursday, 4 November 2004 21:14 (twenty years ago)

I bloody love If..., but it wasn't til I'd seen it many times and fallen for its charms that I discovered the following facts:

1. Lindsay Anderson went to my school
2. The guys who wrote the script went to my school and set it in my school (it was filmed at a different school, however)
3. it was banned from my school til the '80s.
4. my mum used to go out with Malcolm McDowell
5. and he's got a son caleld Charlie.
6. ooh!

CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Friday, 5 November 2004 11:39 (twenty years ago)

that post was brought to you from the September 2002, when I last said exactly the same thing on this very thread. oops.

CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Friday, 5 November 2004 11:41 (twenty years ago)

Actually, If... is my favourite film, though I don't think I've ever met anyone who shares wuch a high estimation. I just love every scene, every line of dialogue - it's odd.

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Friday, 5 November 2004 11:47 (twenty years ago)

this be the thread!

cºzen (Cozen), Friday, 5 November 2004 11:51 (twenty years ago)

Hooray!

http://www.bfi.org.uk/images/bookvid/covers/books/if.jpg

suzy (suzy), Friday, 5 November 2004 11:58 (twenty years ago)

I love it too - I think not having attended a public school helps in this regard

Soon Over Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 5 November 2004 11:59 (twenty years ago)

That bit about "I would like to die by a nail being driven through my head... slowly... I don't why the speed makes any difference though" is funny

Soon Over Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 5 November 2004 12:00 (twenty years ago)

I find the odd pretentious line from Travis very funny "Someone dies of starvation every 8 minutes" (or something) "8 minutes is a long time". Or "The world will end very soon; black brittle bodies peeling into ash". That scene, with them drinking in their room is fantastic. "The thing that worries me about girls is I never know what they're thinking" "Oh, I don't think they do think".

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Friday, 5 November 2004 12:08 (twenty years ago)

Thinking of this, does anyone know where I can get the soundtrack, or at least bits of it? Preferably without paying for it (i.e. S0ulseek)

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 02:16 (twenty years ago)

you are a bad person.

RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 02:28 (twenty years ago)

In my soul, I'm already dead.

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 02:29 (twenty years ago)

I just received the book in the post. I am very thrilled to see it, and looking forward to reading it.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 13:05 (twenty years ago)

four years pass...

ahh, I could watch this over and over. nsfw for like one second.

clotpoll, Wednesday, 26 November 2008 07:20 (sixteen years ago)

Great, great film. Taken aback by the hate for it at the top of the thread. (Then again, not really.)

I re-watched it a couple of months back, after about twenty years. This time through, I was struck by the fact that the pompous speechifying by the various masters could be cut into any party political broadcast today.

Soukesian, Wednesday, 26 November 2008 08:12 (sixteen years ago)


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