"Should I tell my infertile Asian wife that I want all-white babies?"

Nice job, dude.

i think this was a chapter that got cut from the turner diaries.

jeez

or maybe i'm thinking of a nicholas sparks novel.

easy mix-up in my defense.

'dear facepalm, thank you for your question, please kill yrself love prudence'

I don't think my wife has ever experienced racism

manracesplainin

"my dick is not racist, but my heart may be."

Yes, because then she can divorce you before there are children in the mix.

I mean literally what the fuck

instead of asking that question, that's when you should quietly head out to the garage with a coil of rubber hose and a foreigner cd

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foreigner INXS

thought this guy was john derbyshire before remembering that (very unfortunately) derbyshire has already procreated

I think your plans for the rubber hose and mine are quite different, djp

warning: the following picture is extremely depressing

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17j23u1jt3dngjpg/original.jpg

that poor son has seen some dark things

lol

but not any dark people amirite

Her race isn't a problem for me and I would have had no difficulty raising mixed race children, but

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md1twhD8kB1rrx901o1_400.jpg

Playing for the New Zealand national football team is a lot of pressure to put on a newborn

all white?

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Casper-Friendly-Ghost-3.jpg

oh well

... at the end of the day I want my kids to look like me, their cousins, and the kids they'll go to school with. I don't think my wife has ever experienced racism…

Really? Really?

"I don't think my wife has ever experienced racism, aside of course from every waking moment of our marriage."

hahahaha

I was trying to parse this sentence: (We decided against adoption because we would have no biological connection to our children.)

like he just means that he wouldn't have a "biological connection" (i.e. genetic connection) right? or is he talking about the experience of actual pregnancy

ending racism: the final solution

From what I've gleaned of this guy's frame of mind, he means he wants a biological connection and he couldn't give less of a shit about his wife's experience.

"I want to give birth to my all white baby, but my wife might have a role in the matter, I'm not sure."

didn't know Arnold had an asian wife

how do I shot white babby

thought this guy was john derbyshire before remembering that (very unfortunately) derbyshire has already procreated

― 乒乓, Thursday, November 29, 2012 3:35 PM (58 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

c'mon man derb is down with all ice peoples

this guy is so amazing

at the end of the day I want my kids to look like me, their cousins, and the kids they'll go to school with. I don't think my wife has ever experienced racism…

implication of this sentence is that people around him were just holding themselves back from the racism with his wife, but his cousins and kids in hometown just won't be able to handle it with his kids

maybe the subtext of this whole thing is that he doesn't let his wife go outside

This guy's gonna feel pretty stupid in 25 years when pretty much everyone's a mixed race baby

smart take

"Prudence, It's now 25 years since our last correspondence. As you know, pretty much everyone is of mixed racial composition now. We are also babies, mostly. In this new context, I guess my last letter seems pretty stupid. There's nothing I can do about that now. I guess hindsight's 20/20, etc. Just shat myself and need to change my diaper." - Want to be Dead (but a baby for eternity)