Genitourinary Injuries: Remarkable given [their] uniquely sensitive nature and possible reproductive consequences

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http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2012/11/the-top-ways-we-injure-our-genitals/265106/

Poll Results

Option	Votes
VAGINAL INJURY FROM SLIPPING AND HIGH HEEL SHOE WENT INTO VAGINA.	4
AT A CLUB LAST NIGHT AND FELL OFF A SPEAKER LANDING ON THE EDGE OF THE SPEAKER, BRUISING R LABIA	4
18 PT WAS AT A PARTY DANCING AND WAS ACCIDENTLY KNEED IN THE PENIS BY DANCE PARTNER CONTUSION PENIS	2
PT WAS SWINGING HAMMER AND HIT SELF IN GROIN	1
5YOM WAS PLAYING WITH FIRECRACKER (TYPE P) & IT WENT UP HIS SHORTS & BURNED HIM.	0

― I was in this prematureleee air-conditioned supermarket (Leee), Saturday, 8 December 2012 23:23 (twelve years ago)

Bad idea to have a dance partner called "Contusion Penis", it's just asking for trouble.

― Mark G, Saturday, 8 December 2012 23:27 (twelve years ago)

i've never voted against a hammer to the balls and i'm not gonna start now

― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Saturday, 8 December 2012 23:41 (twelve years ago)

Good man.

― I was in this prematureleee air-conditioned supermarket (Leee), Saturday, 8 December 2012 23:54 (twelve years ago)

I went for the labia bruise. I nearly sustained a serious genital injury from riding a bike with a missing pedal. The spike puncture me in the butt crack and fractured my hip socket!

― emilys., Saturday, 8 December 2012 23:56 (twelve years ago)

OK that's not so funny when it's not in all-caps and being tersely described in doctor's notes.

― I was in this prematureleee air-conditioned supermarket (Leee), Sunday, 9 December 2012 00:05 (twelve years ago)

PERINUM INJURY FROM BIKE WRECK AND PEDAL SPEAR WENT INTO PERINIUM

― emilys., Sunday, 9 December 2012 00:17 (twelve years ago)

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― and I scream Fieri Eiffel Tower High (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Sunday, 9 December 2012 00:22 (twelve years ago)

PERINUM INJURY FROM BIKE WRECK AND PEDAL SPEAR WENT INTO PERINIUM

ok irl lols, but now feel bad for lol'ing @ u. ._.

― I was in this prematureleee air-conditioned supermarket (Leee), Sunday, 9 December 2012 01:27 (twelve years ago)

It is funny because a. I am fine now, b. It was a really freakish & dumb accident (do not ride a bike without a pedal). Horrifying at the time when I stood up and had all this dark red blood running down my legs, unsure where it as coming from, but i was really really fortunate that it didn't go into my anus or vagina (it was damn close..maybe about an inch from my butthole) or stab any organs. It was pretty embarrassing trying to explain it to all the baffled doctors, though. I also had a lot of fingers in my ass that night.

― emilys., Sunday, 9 December 2012 02:01 (twelve years ago)

I almost gave myself a zipper circumcision in the bathroom at work on friday.

― how's life, Sunday, 9 December 2012 13:04 (twelve years ago)

What stopped you? Follow yr muse etc

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Sunday, 9 December 2012 16:01 (twelve years ago)

was there not a thread on this sort of thing already? there was a big list that had a lot of variations on PATIENT 'FELL DOWN' AND 'LANDED' ON COKE BOTTLE HENCE ANAL INSERTION OF COKE BOTTLE

― attempt to look intentionally nerdy, awkward or (thomp), Sunday, 9 December 2012 16:03 (twelve years ago)

This thread is so much less horrifying than I feared. I was expecting 'hot dog in a microwave', 'purse in a paper shredder'-style injuries.

― Shiny Happy Peehole (Old Lunch), Sunday, 9 December 2012 16:09 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ansBui-_w80

― 乒乓, Sunday, 9 December 2012 16:09 (twelve years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Friday, 14 December 2012 00:01 (twelve years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Saturday, 15 December 2012 00:01 (twelve years ago)

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