2011 Horror Flash Poll nominations thread LAST CALL noms ending sometime 12/18/12

So I was thinking at first of doing a fast poll of 2012 horror films, but considering the nightmarish aspect of actually seeing half this stuff in the year that it comes out, I decided that a 2011 poll would be more fun. Trying to cram this in before all of the other year end polls start banging around, so here's the deal. This nom (or correction of stuff that isn't 2011) thread will run through the weekend, at which point I will put together a list, you vote for 5 movies. ranked ballots only, points will be in descending order from 5 to 1. I am not going to have time to do any screenshots or blurb gathering or whatever afaik, but depending on number of ballots received that might change (well, not screenshots unless someone else wants to do them, i know my abilities or lack thereof.) I won't veto anything unless its def not from 2011, so if you don't think it qualifies as horror, well, don't vote for it.

If people feel strongly about having ten votes instead of five once we get the nom list, I am ok with that and will adjust accordingly.

FUN

Here's the terrifically incomplete list from Wikipedia to get us started:

11-11-11
23:59
Absentia
Apartment 143
Apollo 18
The Awakening
Bag of Bones
Blood Runs Cold
The Cat
Deadball
Detention
The Devil's Rock
Don't Be Afraid of the Dark
Drive Angry
Dylan Dog: Dead of Night
Exit 33
Final Destination 5
Fright Night
Ghastly
Grave Encounters
Hellraiser: Revelations
Hostel: Part III
The Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence)
Inbred
The Incident
The Innkeepers
Juan of the Dead
Laddaland
Last Screening
Lobos de Arga
Livid
Marianne
Mysterious Island
Panic Button
Paranormal Activity 3
The Perfect House
Quarantine 2: Terminal
Red Riding Hood
Red State
Resurrection
Scream 4
Shark Night 3D
The Task
The Thing
Tomie Unlimited
Tormented
The Tunnel
Twixt
The Wicker Tree
The Woman
You're Next
Zombie Ass

clearly zombie ass without even having seen it

haha yeah i am curious about that

Kill List was 2011.

388 Arletta Avenue

can i vote for this http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/nuclear-aftershocks/

Seconds Apart

I should be able to handle a ballot of 5

The Bleeding House

Wake Wood

Lovely Molly
Rites of Spring
Chop
The Oregonian

oh also, one for strongo: Antfarm Dickhole exists! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2028457/

what the fuck

Hailed as having "the most WTF moments in movie history" Antfarm Dickhole is the story of rampaging army ants that have nested inside a living human body. The unwilling host discovers that when bullies attack him, the ants defend their nest. Thus begins a tragic tale of what happens when the powerless become powerful.

well sign me up

ok this might be one of the more amazing filmographies i have seen, for mr. Bill Zebub:

1. Antfarm Dickhole (2011)
1.8/10 161
2. Bad Acid (2005 Video)
3.4/10 66
3. Breaking Her Will (2009 Video)
5.3/10 33
4. Death Metal: Are We Watching You Die? (2010 Documentary)
- -
5. Dirtbags (2002 Video)
3.1/10 69
6. Dirtbags: Evil Never Felt So Good (2009)
4.3/10 12
7. Dolla Morte (2006 Video)
4.5/10 79
8. Jesus, the Total Douchebag (2011)
1.4/10 51
9. Metal Retardation (2009 Documentary)
7.1/10 7
10. Rap Sucks (2011)
6.6/10 14
11. Rape Is a Circle (2006 Video)
3.1/10 158
12. The Crucifier (2005 Video)
3.0/10 95
13. The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made (2005 Video)
3.8/10 222
14. The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made: The Re-Make (2008 Video)
5.6/10 37

someone ejaculating ants when threatened is seriously one of the worst ideas ever conceived and I am super pissed I didn't think of it first

xp: omg

oh haha wait that is actually a list of movies made by him where he has written the plot synopsis himself. horror dudes might remember him as the super creepy dude (well the super creepy real one) in S&Man.

ok this might be one of the more amazing filmographies i have seen, for mr. Bill Zebub:

POLL

Jesus, the Total Douchebag

I mean come on

here is a full list of his directing credits:

Antfarm Dickhole

2011 Rap Sucks

2011 Jesus, the Total Douchebag

2010 Zombiechrist

2010 Forgive Me for Raping You (video)

2010 Night of the Pumpkin

2010 Death Metal: Are We Watching You Die? (documentary)

2009 Ravage the Scream Queen (video)

2009 Breaking Her Will (video)

2009 Metal Retardation (video documentary)

2009 Dirtbags: Evil Never Felt So Good

2008 Metalheads: The Good, the Bad, and the Evil (video)

2008 The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made: The Re-Make (video)

2007 Spooked (video)

2007 Black Metal: A Documentary (video documentary)

2006 Dolla Morte (video)

2006 Rape Is a Circle (video)

2006 Assmonster: The Making of a Horror Movie (video)

2005 Bad Acid (video)

2005 The Crucifier (video)

2005 Stereotypes Don't Just Disappear Into Thin Air (video)

2005 The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made (video)

2004 Kill the Scream Queen

2004 Dirtbags: Armpits of Metal (video)

2004 Jesus Christ: Serial Rapist (video)

2004 Skits-O-Phrenia (video)

2002 Dirtbags (video)

have i told you lately that i love you?

Guys, the tagline is, ”he’s got ants in his pants.”

I can't even

in S&Man he was kind of... likeable but don't you get anywhere me irl

2010 was an even better year for horror. We should do that next!

yeah there were a bunch of things where i was all excited and then imdb and 2010 sadface

attack the block
sleep tight

Last call for noms, prob going to wrap this up some time late afternoon tomorrow, then have a short voting period, and then the worlds least fancy rollout.

Bump for American working stiffs

(Canadians too, didn't mean to be rude)

Here's the final list, if there are revisions anyone wants to point out, its last call, so get to it

11-11-11
23:59
388 Arletta Avenue
Absentia
Apartment 143
Apollo 18
attack the block
The Awakening
Bag of Bones
The Bleeding House
Blood Runs Cold
The Cat
Chop
Deadball
Detention
The Devil's Rock
Don't Be Afraid of the Dark
Drive Angry
Dylan Dog: Dead of Night
Exit 33
Final Destination 5
Fright Night
Frontline - Nuclear Aftershocks
Ghastly
Grave Encounters
Hellraiser: Revelations
Hostel: Part III
The Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence)
Inbred
The Incident
The Innkeepers
Juan of the Dead
Kill List
Laddaland
Last Screening
Lobos de Arga
Lovely Molly
Livid
Marianne
Mysterious Island
The Oregonian
Panic Button
Paranormal Activity 3
The Perfect House
Quarantine 2: Terminal
Red Riding Hood
Red State
Resurrection
Rites of Spring
Scream 4
Seconds Apart
Shark Night 3D
sleep tight
The Task
The Thing
Tomie Unlimited
Tormented
The Tunnel
Twixt
Wake Wood
The Wicker Tree
The Woman
You're Next
Zombie Ass

yes! you included my frontline doc!!

thank you

it is terrifying and streaming on the frontline website if you want to see it. also recommended in podcast form if that's your thing.

dammit, missed the nominations round, but looking forward to this

i havent posted the final list/balloting thread yet contendo so if you have some adds, they are still welcome. i will prob rescind this offer in 2 hours or so though so i can get this on the road

Sadly I'm usually more like 5 years behind the times, not just the one, so doubt I'll be able to make up a list.

I highly recommend the Frontline doc about nuclear power if you like paranoia/psychological horror.

Looking forward to the results to help me make some viewing decisions.

I highly recommend the Frontline doc about nuclear power if you like paranoia/psychological horror.

― passion it person (La Lechera), Wednesday, December 19, 2012 7:32 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You know it, ma'am!

hey contenderizer, prob going to give you (or whoever) another hour and then finish this

i know it's too late, but maybe add Father's Day and Beyond the Black Rainbow

also, 2010 releases that were only widely seen in 2011:

I Saw the Devil
Cold Fish
Rammbock

i will add father's day and beyond the black rainbow, but i think we'll save the 2010 ones for a followup 2010 flash poll

2011 horror flash poll final nom list and voting info thread. feel free to cajole other people in here.