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it's a euphemism for being 'master of your own domain'

no, i get that other kind too

oh! also! i need to bring my doorbell into the 21st century! apparently! it’s a big deal! the spammers won’t shut up about it

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Okay, twice I've received a robocall from ITALY (caller ID clearly says it's from Italy) with a recording of a woman with an Italian accent telling me that I've being investigate for social security fraud and I need to call a certain number right away.. who on earth is gonna fall for this shit?

idiots?

In this country, the calls were supposedly from the Canada Revenue Agency, saying your arrest was imminent unless you paid off your back taxes... using iTunes gift cards.

who on earth is gonna fall for this shit?

Senile old people and easily frightened new immigrants who don't understand the system very well. When it costs you nearly nothing to make a million robo-phone calls, all you need is a few hits per million to make a profit.

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