Buzzfeed's 25 Funniest Autocorrects of 2012

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I don't care if these are real or fake. I laughed so hard I almost threw up.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2012

Poll Results

Option	Votes
I hope it's your shaved pussy	4
Wawa skittletits	2
The hamster life is the life for me	1
She had to take the deep penis/I had to inject her with an EPIC PENIS	1
Casket	1
Shit you left in the bathroom	1
Happy Birthday dead	0
Fuckweasel	0
Bitchgobblet/butthurt potatoes	0
I'm eating out your mother at 7	0
Dad's playing with my anus	0
I'm getting pregnant tonight!	0
McDonkadonk	0
1 more beer then we're lesbian	0
I choked a goat and pissed in my coffee	0
Poop party	0
I'm in the tub shaving my lesbians	0
Boobsicles god donkey	0
Pube juice my mom bought me	0
Just finished masturbating	0
Chicken vaginas sound good for dinner	0
Her finger got stuck in my butthole	0
Do ducks have jackets?	0

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 December 2012 12:48 (thirteen years ago)

this is so shit

― things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 20 December 2012 12:50 (thirteen years ago)

I have a feeling this isn't going to go too wankshaft Josh

― Sounds like something Maria Carey would of rejected (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 20 December 2012 12:54 (thirteen years ago)

oops sorry - 'well'

― Sounds like something Maria Carey would of rejected (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 20 December 2012 12:54 (thirteen years ago)

the first twitter user to cite damnyouautocorrect.com in their defence while being prosecuted for quality racial bantz surely can't be too far away

― things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 20 December 2012 12:58 (thirteen years ago)

I laughed the hardest at "Do ducks have jackets" but I think I'll get the most longevity out of subbing "hamster" for "gangster" in every song I listen to henceforth, so voting hamster.

― carl agatha, Thursday, 20 December 2012 13:40 (thirteen years ago)

Looks like a I missed a couple. What's with all the "skittle" corrections? Skittletits, skittlefart ...

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 December 2012 14:06 (thirteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Sunday, 30 December 2012 00:01 (thirteen years ago)

the "I hope it's your shaved pussy" one is so much less funny if it's fake which it almost doubtless is, but if you can let yourself believe long enough, it's the best one

― too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 30 December 2012 00:32 (thirteen years ago)

I suck enormous dicks all day... DAMN YOU AUTOCORRECT, I meant buzzfeed steals content and this is all terrible bullshit

― finally rich, fun-packed, fulfilling (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 30 December 2012 00:48 (thirteen years ago)

I hate how obviously made up these all were anyway. How can "choked a goat and pissed in my coffee" be a typo for "choked on toast and spilled my coffee"? Where'd the fucking "in my" go? And whiney otm about Buzzfeed.

― Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Monday, 31 December 2012 00:00 (thirteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Monday, 31 December 2012 00:01 (thirteen years ago)

six months pass...

http://www.buzzfeed.com/bennyjohnson/the-story-of-egypts-revolution-in-jurassic-park-gifs

should note that this was done by benny johnson, the conservo dude who came aboard after the koch brothers got involved

― 乒乓, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 00:05 (twelve years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://www.buzzfeed.com/kalebhorton/6-most-awesome-reasons-to-move-to-california-d4tp

― Cunga, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 02:40 (twelve years ago)

Buzzfeed seems to have launched a book site, and they immediately ripped off my blog: http://www.buzzfeed.com/lukelewis/19-book-cover-cliches (see bullet points 2-5, 17, 19)

― ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 06:23 (twelve years ago)

I'm not sure what it says about the world that the NME's online editor left to write top 25s at Buzzfeed a short while back

― Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 07:15 (twelve years ago)

xpost Private Eye has been running this as a series for a while.

― Mark G, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 09:58 (twelve years ago)

http://www.buzzfeed.com/heritagefoundation/that-one-time-i-was-really-really-excited-about-o-cteg

― Some-D (some dude), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 10:56 (twelve years ago)

links to "23 Libertarian Problems" of course

― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 23:21 (twelve years ago)

also fuck myself for giving that a pageclick

― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 23:21 (twelve years ago)

seven months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/l06uwHq.png

― 龜, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 06:31 (eleven years ago)

I find it morally repugnant to vote in any poll of a Buzzfeed listicle

― Lee626, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 07:33 (eleven years ago)

ten months pass...

https://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10896920_825895307456314_1224266022809253419_n.jpg?oh=d68f5824470c7d8cf2af289144c9ba05&oe=556503D6

― hot takes: audit in progress (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 22 January 2015 13:51 (ten years ago)

The snorg girl, not so crazy anymore.

― Mark G, Thursday, 22 January 2015 14:15 (ten years ago)

I suck enormous dicks all day... DAMN YOU AUTOCORRECT, I meant buzzfeed steals content and this is all terrible bullshit

― finally rich, fun-packed, fulfilling (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 30 December 2012 00:48 (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― ♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Thursday, 22 January 2015 14:54 (ten years ago)

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