overheard conversations: home for the holidays

"you know how people are saying teachers ought to be armed now"

"well i don't know about that"

"i'd take it one step further"

"..."

"i'd arm the students"

"you'd what now?"

"i'd arm the students. but only students with a 4.0 grade point average would be eligible"

loud guffaws

"well.. i don't know about that"

"i was gonna write that in a letter to the newspaper, but my wife said they'd probably print it"

"they probably would!"

"whit was the name o' that guy, Eddie?"
"whit guy, Sandy?"
"The wan wi the flyin' carpet.... Not Ali-baba...[very long pause]... *sigh*, i wish i could remember his name!"

"the bachelor party was at an indoor shooting range in las vegas."
"oh, I know where that is."
"they had a bazooka hanging on the wall. I asked if I could shoot it."
*laughter*
"but there is a school right behind the range."
*more laughter*

lovin it already