paging dr. morbz - here is your new favorite poet (read the obama inaugural poem BANNED by yahoo news!)

To the Drone Vaguely Realizing Eastward

This is a poem for President Drone.
It was written by a camel.
Can I borrow your phone?
This is for President Mark Hamill.

Newtown sounds a red alert.
Mark Hamill asks is Ernie burnt?
Every camel’s a first-person shooter.
The Prez’s fez is haute couture.

It seems strange that he should be offended.
The same orders are given by him.
Paging Pakistan and Yemen.
Calling all the drone-dead children.

The camel can’t come to the phone.
This is for the drone-in-chief.
Mumbai used to be Bombay.
The bomb bay opens with a queef.

http://michaelrobbinspoet.tumblr.com/post/40735037994/this-is-a-poem-for-president-drone

okay not really banned they just wouldn't let him use the word queef and he wouldn't change it...

this guy's shtick has worn thin pretty fast imho—I'll always be grateful for the good times, tho