ideas for increasing the membership of ILX/ILM - YOUTH MOVEMENT OUTREACH RECRUITING THREAD。oO

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-bowl of complimentary twizzlers in every thread

― 乒乓, Friday, 25 January 2013 16:15 (twelve years ago)

-put me in a home

― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Friday, 25 January 2013 16:16 (twelve years ago)

Eden Hazard appreciation board

― paolo, Friday, 25 January 2013 16:16 (twelve years ago)

boy_twizzler

― buzza, Friday, 25 January 2013 16:17 (twelve years ago)

"I love people making" board replaced w/ "I love sexting" board

― iatee, Friday, 25 January 2013 16:19 (twelve years ago)

-establishing accounts at artist-specific message boards (Amanda Palmer, Radiohead, Taylor Swift...). ingratiate selves to the community. become respected poster. post link redirecting fervent fans to the horrible things we're saying about Radiohead on ilm.

― cloacachella (how's life), Friday, 25 January 2013 16:20 (twelve years ago)

contemporary worship services

― © all the feelings (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 25 January 2013 16:20 (twelve years ago)

host Skype-based training sessions and Google hangouts

― © all the feelings (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 25 January 2013 16:22 (twelve years ago)

porno subboards

― Mordy, Friday, 25 January 2013 16:23 (twelve years ago)

- turn posting on ilx into an internship, offer college credit

― iatee, Friday, 25 January 2013 16:23 (twelve years ago)

get EW to give us another writeup

― Mordy, Friday, 25 January 2013 16:24 (twelve years ago)

set up an official ilx twitter account; use numbers 4 words

― © all the feelings (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 25 January 2013 16:27 (twelve years ago)

amnesty for racist posts if they are jocular and followed by the hashtag '#bantz'

― moët plaudit (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 25 January 2013 16:28 (twelve years ago)

Update the wik
Reinstate sb

― standard disclaimer applies (darraghmac), Friday, 25 January 2013 16:29 (twelve years ago)

- everyone w/ a kid 13 or older has to give their kid their ilx account, like its a family heirloom that gets passed down the generations

― iatee, Friday, 25 January 2013 16:30 (twelve years ago)

Ban everyone over 25.

― Matt DC, Friday, 25 January 2013 16:31 (twelve years ago)

more breathless personal accounts of exploratory mutual masturbation sessions

― Crack On, Have A Booze (with Manda Rin) (DJ Mencap), Friday, 25 January 2013 16:32 (twelve years ago)

For a second I considered posting 'All change our usernames en-masse and pretend to be teenage girls' and then realised that was going to have the exact opposite effect.

― Matt DC, Friday, 25 January 2013 16:32 (twelve years ago)

hire hip new bands like taylor hicks to play at our convention

― © all the feelings (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 25 January 2013 16:32 (twelve years ago)

ilx fish pissing on a christ fish eating a darwin fish

― © all the feelings (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 25 January 2013 16:34 (twelve years ago)

For a second I considered posting 'All change our usernames en-masse and pretend to be teenage girls'.

so just all change usernames en-masse?

― Ballboy to Afghanistan (LocalGarda), Friday, 25 January 2013 16:36 (twelve years ago)

^sounds oddly Damien Hirst-ish

xpost

― here is no telephone (Jon Lewis), Friday, 25 January 2013 16:37 (twelve years ago)

Serious answer = enable avatars

but please please PLEASE never do this.

― here is no telephone (Jon Lewis), Friday, 25 January 2013 16:38 (twelve years ago)

we must have avatars

― tity boi historian (ciderpress), Friday, 25 January 2013 16:38 (twelve years ago)

get a foosball table

― © all the feelings (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 25 January 2013 16:40 (twelve years ago)

2013 pokemon thread

― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Friday, 25 January 2013 16:40 (twelve years ago)

btw I formulated a question that I think will help us think better about this problem:

how can we make ILX a place where the 2013 version of Lord Custos would want to post

― 乒乓, Friday, 25 January 2013 16:40 (twelve years ago)

get honorary board sponsor who understands young people

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2012/10/5/1349464828041/-Jimmy-Savile--010.jpg

― why can't he just sing normally, unmannered and natural? (Noodle Vague), Friday, 25 January 2013 16:43 (twelve years ago)

http://www.goodhousekeeping.com/family/parenting-tips/test-teen-slang-quiz

― © all the feelings (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 25 January 2013 16:46 (twelve years ago)

- let them live in ILX's basement rent free

― Aimless, Friday, 25 January 2013 16:47 (twelve years ago)

http://server2.itsuv.net/instance/33852087

― © all the feelings (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 25 January 2013 16:51 (twelve years ago)

how can we make ILX a place where the 2013 version of Lord Custos would want to post

this may be the most terrifying thing you've ever written

― Bel-Air the Fresh Prince, sitting in a chair (DJP), Friday, 25 January 2013 16:54 (twelve years ago)

http://whoarethestoneroses.tumblr.com/

^^^ Just message all these guys on Twitter.

― Matt DC, Friday, 25 January 2013 16:59 (twelve years ago)

hire hip new bands like taylor hicks to play at our convention

― © all the feelings (Austerity Ponies), Friday, January 25, 2013 8:32 AM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Taylor Hicks currently plays the indigo lounge at Bally's. Not exactly a youth magnet.

― Garth Brooks In ... The Life of (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 25 January 2013 17:01 (twelve years ago)

we can probably pinpoint the exact moment of ILXs decline to the banning of New God xp

― 乒乓, Friday, 25 January 2013 17:01 (twelve years ago)

140 character limit/ post

― slugbuggy, Friday, 25 January 2013 17:01 (twelve years ago)

i presage the return of 1ur1qv@

― here is no telephone (Jon Lewis), Friday, 25 January 2013 17:08 (twelve years ago)

and a new age shall dawn

― here is no telephone (Jon Lewis), Friday, 25 January 2013 17:08 (twelve years ago)

140 character limit/ post

would anyone even notice

― iatee, Friday, 25 January 2013 17:09 (twelve years ago)

nope

― Bel-Air the Fresh Prince, sitting in a chair (DJP), Friday, 25 January 2013 17:12 (twelve years ago)

see, you're using words when you could have just upvoted or downvoted my post

― slugbuggy, Friday, 25 January 2013 17:14 (twelve years ago)

hire hip new bands like taylor hicks to play at our convention

― © all the feelings (Austerity Ponies), Friday, January 25, 2013 8:32 AM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Taylor Hicks currently plays the indigo lounge at Bally's. Not exactly a youth magnet.

― Garth Brooks In ... The Life of (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, January 25, 2013 11:01 AM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I know some people who could actually use you as a consultant.

create a MRA/PUA subboard and surround it with machine guns

― 乒乓, Friday, 25 January 2013 17:16 (twelve years ago)

Cryptic Ned 'shops on /b/ memes.

― Pauper Management Improved (Sanpaku), Friday, 25 January 2013 17:23 (twelve years ago)

load ilxor van w candy

btw I think this thread is working, 'ienjoyhotdogs' just made the post of the year in the tracks results thread, keep up the good work guys

― 乒乓, Friday, 25 January 2013 19:39 (twelve years ago)

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