itt ilxors step it up and compare anything to anything

apples are shinier than oranges. oranges are less red than apples. you can compare anything to anything. [...]

― scott seward, Saturday, January 26, 2013 10:34 AM

This seems like just the kind of hypothesis that is ripe for testing by the proverbial room full of monkeys with typewriters which is modern-day ILX. The more heterogenous the two subjects are, and the more comprehensive the comparison is, the more rigorous the proof shall be.

** raises his arm and fires starter's pistol **

Starters pistols are potentially more dangerous than AR-15s.

" Is Cheech Marin the new Pope John Paul II? Are baked beans the new natiional security policy? Is a horse the new frisbee?"

Einstein's Special Theory of Relativity compared to a turnip:

The points of similarity between these two are very few. The first predicts the equivalence of mass and energy, as expressed in the mass–energy equivalence formula E = mc2, where c is the speed of light in vacuum, while the second is a foodstuff. However, neither can be described adequately in the english language and in writing without the use of the letter T as either a majescule or a miniscule.

Could this be a propitious day to revive this ultra-high-concept thread?

anything is anything
it's all good

Goalies are like the drummers of hockey

http://tinysubversions.com/stuff/youMustBe/

Girl, you must be a rollover because you are an accident in which a motor vehicle overturns.