Duncan Jones, director of Moon and Source Code and all that, brings you...a World of Warcraft film starring Johnny Depp!

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ow my brain

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 31 January 2013 22:13 (twelve years ago)

(The Depp part is rumor mill stuff but...it sounds right.)

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 31 January 2013 22:13 (twelve years ago)

Wowee, Zowie!

― The Last Starfucker (Old Lunch), Thursday, 31 January 2013 22:19 (twelve years ago)

I wonder if they'll add the Kung fu pandas from the expansion

― The New Jack Mormons! (kingfish), Thursday, 31 January 2013 22:50 (twelve years ago)

five years pass...

folks this movie is not good

but it does feature a climactic battle where one of the leads slides on his knees through the bad guy's legs and slices his dick and balls before finishing him off with an epic sword blow to the butthole, whereupon he stands triumphant over his enemy's sexually humiliated corpse and solemnly intones 'this is for my son'

― CARL MARKS PRINCIPAL INVESTING AND ADVISORY SERVICES (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 18 June 2018 22:07 (seven years ago)

which something i guess

― CARL MARKS PRINCIPAL INVESTING AND ADVISORY SERVICES (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 18 June 2018 22:08 (seven years ago)

...art?

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 18 June 2018 22:09 (seven years ago)

i saw the face of god in a cgi butthole battle

― CARL MARKS PRINCIPAL INVESTING AND ADVISORY SERVICES (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 18 June 2018 22:18 (seven years ago)

This movie is not art

The amount of WoW lore it expects you to GAF about is truly amazing

I watched it on a laptop on vacation when I wasn’t feeling good and needed an afternoon indoors

― El Tomboto, Monday, 18 June 2018 22:45 (seven years ago)

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