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What would you like to drink?

― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 18:02 (twenty-three years ago)

do they make 40ozs of Duvel?

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 18:36 (twenty-three years ago)

the lava lamp- a cocktail of 7up, duykeper's (sp ?) raspberry schnaups and nyquil.

― mike (ro)bott, Wednesday, 25 September 2002 18:59 (twenty-three years ago)

make my pan galactic gargle blaster a dbl please

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 19:02 (twenty-three years ago)

the 'tussin

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 19:05 (twenty-three years ago)

how bangs of you, jess

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 19:06 (twenty-three years ago)

haha i went on a cough syrup bender last night and wrote about lou reed!

(nb: this is sadly not a joke.)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 19:07 (twenty-three years ago)

re: top 30 albs of 2001

jesus CHRIST jess i had no idea. your list is so.. spin!

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 19:11 (twenty-three years ago)

haha blame ilm.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 19:14 (twenty-three years ago)

then delete it.

― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 19:15 (twenty-three years ago)

jesus CHRIST mark i had no idea. your joke is so...june!

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 19:17 (twenty-three years ago)

awww, c'mon big guy, don't be brittle.

*hugs*

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 19:20 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm so fragile these days.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 19:20 (twenty-three years ago)

(silly me i thought the date on yr list said september 15th!)

anyway i meant that in the best way possible

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 19:22 (twenty-three years ago)

if it makes you feel any better i'm currently writing a book so crap that spin will shit on it's wibbly little hed

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 19:23 (twenty-three years ago)

and then it will correct my punctuation!

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 19:23 (twenty-three years ago)

''if it makes you feel any better i'm currently writing a book so crap that spin will shit on it's wibbly little hed''

abt what?

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 19:29 (twenty-three years ago)

bj0rk

it's a biog

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 19:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Whatever is cheapest, I'm not that picky.

― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 20:14 (twenty-three years ago)

2 parts gin, one part lime juice, none of that rose's crap, i want the real thing.

and a round of peanut butter and jelly shots for the room!

― maura (maura), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 20:23 (twenty-three years ago)

WOO free shots!!! I take a black and tan every 20 minutes.
*slips a $10 tip*

― brg30 (brg30), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 20:34 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd like a glass of chilled white wine, please. It's been a pig of a day and I need to unwind a bit.

Thank you!

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 20:53 (twenty-three years ago)

A pint of Bass to start, please.

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 22:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Anything with vodka and caffeine in. (Does the vodka, orange juice and irn bru combo have a name? Apart from That Thing That Really Sick People Drink?)

― sick like dog (reb), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 23:22 (twenty-three years ago)

A beer and be damn quick about it

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 23:54 (twenty-three years ago)

i would like gynnan tonnicx, please. ps like the lou reed piece, jess

― Dave M. (rotten03), Thursday, 26 September 2002 00:44 (twenty-three years ago)

a mint julep.

― geeta (geeta), Thursday, 26 September 2002 01:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Maredsous -- good flavor and delivers th' buzz in a hurry

― Aaron A., Thursday, 26 September 2002 02:53 (twenty-three years ago)

a pint of buttery nipples

― boxcubed (boxcubed), Thursday, 26 September 2002 02:54 (twenty-three years ago)

can't shake that image OH NO

― Aaron A., Thursday, 26 September 2002 02:58 (twenty-three years ago)

i'll have an orange juice.

― di smith (lucylurex), Thursday, 26 September 2002 03:02 (twenty-three years ago)

A perfect cosmopolitan. I will then have a good New Zealand pinot noir from 1990.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 26 September 2002 03:44 (twenty-three years ago)

geef me a viskey, und doan be steengy

― felicity (felicity), Thursday, 26 September 2002 04:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Rye.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Thursday, 26 September 2002 08:26 (twenty-three years ago)

The service is a bit shit here isn't it? All these orders and no-one has been served yet... I'll have a beer if it's not too much trouble.

― Simeon (Simeon), Thursday, 26 September 2002 09:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Buttery Nipple? What's a Buttery Nipple? I love Slippery Nipples but I've never heard of Buttery Nipples, what's in 'em? I'm intrigued, am I showing an embarrassing lack of Shot knowledge?

― Anonymous (Anonymous), Thursday, 26 September 2002 09:57 (twenty-three years ago)

I would like a WHISKY or medicinal BRANDY for my sniffles please.

― Sarah (starry), Thursday, 26 September 2002 10:02 (twenty-three years ago)

Martin and CJ at the ILE bar were sure ten times better bartenders than Matos

― Chupa-Cabras (vicc13), Thursday, 26 September 2002 15:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Duvel and Maredsous (but which one?) are okay beers, but you cannot beat a Chimay Bleu. So - one of those then.

― Jeff W (Jeff W), Thursday, 26 September 2002 15:38 (twenty-three years ago)

that's because I've been BUSY SERVING DRINKS, JERKOFF. [reverts back to humble bartending mode]

― M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 27 September 2002 18:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Go and clean the ice machine, and the optic on the Bunderberg's jammed.

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 29 September 2002 00:08 (twenty-three years ago)

heh heh that is NOT the bartender's job

Michelangelo's bartender is actually far more realistic than other simulations hitherto

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Sunday, 29 September 2002 00:55 (twenty-three years ago)

I just had Knob Creek on the rocks topped off with Vanilla Coke and a splash of sour mix AND REALLY ENJOYED IT! AM I INSANE???

― Jody Beth Rosen, Sunday, 29 September 2002 20:06 (twenty-three years ago)

buttery nipple - equal parts butterscotch schnapps, baileys

― boxcubed (boxcubed), Sunday, 29 September 2002 21:45 (twenty-three years ago)

of course you enjoyed it, JBR; I'm about seven orders behind so the barback had to make it. sorry about that.

― M Matos (M Matos), Sunday, 29 September 2002 21:46 (twenty-three years ago)

[[would be a lot more prompt about serving you all were I not broke and forced to do this on public machines...]]

― M Matos (M Matos), Sunday, 29 September 2002 21:47 (twenty-three years ago)

The barback? H-h-he just wiped his hands on the same dishrag that he cleaned the floor with 10 minutes ago! Please tell him to stop scooping ice with his hands, please.

― Jody Beth Rosen, Sunday, 29 September 2002 22:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Mmmm, butterscotch schnapps. Although the last time I had any I had the traumatic experience of someone who looked scarily like Rick Witter of Shed 7 and clearly thought he was the coolest man alive swearing at my friend for what seemed like no apparent reason, though since we were both off our faces sharing a mini-rack of schnapps shots and both looked kind of dorky and obviously studenty I suppose there were plenty of reasons.

― Rebecca (reb), Sunday, 29 September 2002 22:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Bloody is the barman's job. I've just been given an assistant and he has to do all that shit now....

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 29 September 2002 23:10 (twenty-three years ago)

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