Horse Hung Hollywood

i had to do some selective editing to keep it under 50. i thought i'd gotten rid of everyone not primarily known as an actor, but wilt chamberlain still popped up there somehow.

I voted Ed Begley, Jr. because I walked into a bagel store a few days ago

a group of these lil 12 year old kids came in

!!!

and suddenly one shouted EGG BAGELS FOR THE WIN

Supposedly his is the biggest. I wish I never heard that btw.

and all day all I thought was Ed Begley for the win

everyone say egg bagels for the win out loud

lol

btw when I walked outside the bagel shop an older kid was outside w/ a group of friends just repeating the word hashtag over an over

it was a nightmarescape of the internet out loud

this poll was actually inspired by discussing ed begley jr.'s dick with an ilxor.

i will keep that person's identity a secret.

for now.

I'm voting for Gomer.

That list has got to be missing Goldblum, and Nick Offerman:

http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/tumblr_m7e0axa9kC1r9tlmw.jpg

What the fuck is that?

something you need a fremen to tame apparently

Once I got into the business, immediately in Chicago—when I met with agents and people taking headshots and all that—they immediately started to categorize me and tell me what I was. When I first met with agents, they said, “Okay, you’re going to play plumbers and mechanics and bus drivers and farmers. Go.” And I was like, “Man… Fuck you. I can play anything, you son of a bitch!”

My response to that was to get this three-quarter headshot—like, knees to head—with this huge foam latex cock about the size of my forearm and fist that I’d made for a play. I got a headshot taken with this thing hanging out of my fly and just looking defiantly at the camera. I sent it to everybody in town. (Laughs.) That was my response to being told I was gonna be playing bus drivers: “Oh yeah? Have you seen my dick?” And wonderfully, two people in town got it and thought it was really funny, and they put me in plays in their theaters.

Looks like he took fashion tips from Danzig

wait what about Andy Dick?

maybe not quite Hollywood...?

Liam Neeson's skinnydipping story ftw

no Forrest Tucker, no cred

Voted Michael Landon

No Sinatra?

"Asked by a reporter what she saw in Sinatra - a 119lb has-been - she (Ava Gardner) replied demurely that 19lb of it was cock."

scroll through strongo's google doc to a post by "ferrante" for something quite special

omg lol

Mister Ed missing from list

The others do nothing for me. I, as you know, have high standards...

Hugh Beaumont?!?!

Huge Beau-cock, more like

OK lol at ferrante

TO clarify, we are voting for the person who we think is in fact the largest? Or whose presense on the list we like the best? Or something else?

He buries the lead, so to speak:

Gene: Would you and the rest of the guys ever sneak into anybody else’s room?

Peter: One time, in Canada, you had something in your room-and I say something because I never knew what was going to come out of that room. This one chick was so big, sweaty, and nasty, she was wearing coveralls, because that’s probably the only thing the poor girl could get into. Anyway we got to Canada, and you were in the room with a girl, and the 3 of us decided this shit had to stop. We were going to go in and fuck you up. So we decided to get naked-we were always getting naked-and to sneak into your room, and get under the bed and sneak around with no clothes on. You used to hate to see us naked: “Get that thing away from me.” Because we used to like to put our things on your shoulder.

Gene: What things?

Peter: The thing between my legs, that big thing. Ace and I would love to lay our big things on your shoulders. You would be putting makeup on, and all of a sudden, you would go, “Oh no!” Anyway back to your room. We sneaked in, and it was pitch black, and you were going at it, and we were trying not to laugh. There were all these primal sounds going on, and we were really trying to hold it in, and finally, I think Ace broke out, or probably me, and you put the light on and there were these 3 naked men on the floor. You had to be there to see it because the chick flipped out.

Criss, per his memoir, btw, was nicknamed "The Spoiler," "because it spoils women for all other men."

Anyway, in Criss's memoir he also big ups, so to speak, Warren Beatty's manhood.

Speaking of musicians, one of the highlights of Mingus's autobiography is claiming he needed to get a special toilet installed in his house - maybe a special urinal? - so that his dick wouldn't land in the water.

no no you don't understand, Dick was the name of his cat

That cat had an enormous penis.

I voted for the Little Tramp.

I voted for this guy:

http://www.untidymusic.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/bob-newhartinsomnia.jpg

roddy

omg the commenter on there that labelled all the dead people

also the person that goes through the list with "definite" and "probable" until they get to tom jones and say "all balls"

Is it weird that I want to have sex with Nic Cage just to see what bizarre faces & noises he makes?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XcFdwH4T64I/TOxezrMeZCI/AAAAAAAAESY/s45_cqnVsBQ/s1600/nickcagecrazyeyes.jpg

so... yes. ;)

http://liamneesonscock.tumblr.com/

Is it weird that I want to have sex with Nic Cage just to see what bizarre faces & noises he makes?

eventually this will qualify for http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=89023

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http://pictures.historicimages.net/pictures/_5/4884/4883181.jpg

It probably wasn't for his looks.

forrest tucker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oV6_EBZyHuw

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Lots of comedians on that list.

they KILLED! ... with their big fucking dick.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/03/20/mad-men-jon-hamm-s-penis-is-too-big-for-clothes-needs-airbrushing.html

Can see why Hamm isn't in so many movies, his dick went to another agent.

Sterling Cooper 8=====Draper Pryce