what's your preferred ratio?
http://i.imgur.com/4qD55LV.jpg?1
http://i.imgur.com/6oMia9I.jpg
― 乒乓, Thursday, 14 February 2013 15:11 (twelve years ago)
Second one, first one is for disgusting savages imo
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Thursday, 14 February 2013 15:17 (twelve years ago)
pet peeve is when you ask for "just a little bit" and for some reason that means putting half the container on your bagel.
― Spectrum, Thursday, 14 February 2013 15:22 (twelve years ago)
I associate the second one with those nyc carts that sell bagels that look like delicious crusty nyc bagels but actually taste like cardboard, and they use the giant pat of cream cheese to make up for it
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Thursday, 14 February 2013 15:32 (twelve years ago)
if you aren't filling the hole you aren't living life to the fullest and should probably just die
― Alice 2 Chainz - "I Luv Dem Bones" (zachlyon), Thursday, 14 February 2013 20:55 (twelve years ago)
I'm basically not capable of eating a bagel on the go as it comes from the shop. I have to take it to my desk and re-distribute the toppings evenly and cut the seedy parts out of the tomato, and add salt. This is why I'm a terrible person.
― lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Thursday, 14 February 2013 20:58 (twelve years ago)
You should be able to scrape a knife across the schmear rather heavily and remove no more than two-thirds of what was there to begin with.
― Aimless, Thursday, 14 February 2013 21:00 (twelve years ago)
both of those are way too much
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 February 2013 21:01 (twelve years ago)
filling the hole? ugh
you sad little thing
― Alice 2 Chainz - "I Luv Dem Bones" (zachlyon), Thursday, 14 February 2013 21:02 (twelve years ago)
#twss xp
― Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Thursday, 14 February 2013 21:03 (twelve years ago)
I may as well eat the schmear out of a tub with a spoon if there's more schmear than bagel
so gross
plus it falls off and glops everywhere
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 February 2013 21:05 (twelve years ago)
come in from the rain dear, get yourself warmed up
there's a tub of cream cheese waiting for you
― Alice 2 Chainz - "I Luv Dem Bones" (zachlyon), Thursday, 14 February 2013 21:14 (twelve years ago)
#1
anything less is unamerican tbh
― sleepingbag, Thursday, 14 February 2013 21:15 (twelve years ago)
wtf @ u ppl
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 February 2013 21:25 (twelve years ago)
I would like a little bagel with my cream cheese thank you
― iatee, Thursday, 14 February 2013 21:26 (twelve years ago)
it's unamerican to treat your breads/crackers as anything but an excuse to stuff your mouth with delicious condiments
― Alice 2 Chainz - "I Luv Dem Bones" (zachlyon), Thursday, 14 February 2013 21:29 (twelve years ago)
bagel is not a "bread/cracker"
― space phwoar (Hurting 2), Thursday, 14 February 2013 21:38 (twelve years ago)
I still need to go to a proper bagel shop
― 乒乓, Thursday, 14 February 2013 21:46 (twelve years ago)
this should really be option number 3
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 14 February 2013 21:48 (twelve years ago)
this ain't a poll - feel free to post pictures of what a proper ratio would look like
― 乒乓, Thursday, 14 February 2013 21:49 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/9SwK14l.jpg
mmmm
― 乒乓, Thursday, 14 February 2013 21:53 (twelve years ago)
I can't find a pic of exactly the ratio I like.
this is close -- but not spreading it to the edges is ridiculous http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0fhv2CG0JBc/TPV5zxxv40I/AAAAAAAAA3k/HTXOI2ckNWI/s1600/bagels.jpg
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 February 2013 22:22 (twelve years ago)
that is perhaps a meal i would feed to a baby
― Alice 2 Chainz - "I Luv Dem Bones" (zachlyon), Thursday, 14 February 2013 22:24 (twelve years ago)
STFU, SCHMEAR CRAZED SAVAGE
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 February 2013 22:24 (twelve years ago)
here's my preferred ratio
http://i.imgur.com/A4lmp9E.jpg
― 乒乓, Thursday, 14 February 2013 22:28 (twelve years ago)
mmmm ice cream bagel
― Alice 2 Chainz - "I Luv Dem Bones" (zachlyon), Thursday, 14 February 2013 22:29 (twelve years ago)
That looks like a bowl of ice cream with an anus.
― Evan, Thursday, 14 February 2013 22:40 (twelve years ago)
hahah
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 February 2013 22:40 (twelve years ago)
I like a chewy whole wheat (despite those people that say whole wheat is the worst thing you can eat) with just a little cream cheese.
― Evan, Thursday, 14 February 2013 22:41 (twelve years ago)
rimming
― Alice 2 Chainz - "I Luv Dem Bones" (zachlyon), Thursday, 14 February 2013 22:41 (twelve years ago)
1 part bagel1 part lox1 part white fish salad2 slices tomato4 slices cucumber2 part cream cheese3 slices swiss cheeseunhook jawconsume
― Mordy, Thursday, 14 February 2013 22:43 (twelve years ago)
everything about that sounds delicious except I'd lose the swiss cheese
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 February 2013 22:45 (twelve years ago)
lox is my new favorite thing
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 February 2013 22:46 (twelve years ago)
the only acceptable reason to not load your bagel with cream cheese is if you're also loading on a giant pile of lox
― Alice 2 Chainz - "I Luv Dem Bones" (zachlyon), Thursday, 14 February 2013 22:53 (twelve years ago)
yeah see you didn't wait for the rest of the story
mock me now
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 February 2013 22:53 (twelve years ago)
i said ACCEPTABLE, not RIGHT
― Alice 2 Chainz - "I Luv Dem Bones" (zachlyon), Thursday, 14 February 2013 22:56 (twelve years ago)
jerk
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 February 2013 23:03 (twelve years ago)
Cream cheese is so incredible and versatile.
― brimstead, Thursday, 14 February 2013 23:15 (twelve years ago)
did not know that you can ask to have your bagel scooped out. this changes everything
― 乒乓, Thursday, 21 February 2013 15:08 (twelve years ago)
Yes! Although I always assume that's a dumb dieter's "trick" for having fewer carbs and eating them too, i.e. not worth doing. But otoh I find most bagels are too much bread per crust area ratio so actually scooped is better.
― lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Thursday, 21 February 2013 15:10 (twelve years ago)