proper bagel / schmear ratio

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what's your preferred ratio?

http://i.imgur.com/4qD55LV.jpg?1

http://i.imgur.com/6oMia9I.jpg

乒乓, Thursday, 14 February 2013 15:11 (twelve years ago)

Second one, first one is for disgusting savages imo

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Thursday, 14 February 2013 15:17 (twelve years ago)

pet peeve is when you ask for "just a little bit" and for some reason that means putting half the container on your bagel.

Spectrum, Thursday, 14 February 2013 15:22 (twelve years ago)

I associate the second one with those nyc carts that sell bagels that look like delicious crusty nyc bagels but actually taste like cardboard, and they use the giant pat of cream cheese to make up for it

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Thursday, 14 February 2013 15:32 (twelve years ago)

if you aren't filling the hole you aren't living life to the fullest and should probably just die

Alice 2 Chainz - "I Luv Dem Bones" (zachlyon), Thursday, 14 February 2013 20:55 (twelve years ago)

I'm basically not capable of eating a bagel on the go as it comes from the shop. I have to take it to my desk and re-distribute the toppings evenly and cut the seedy parts out of the tomato, and add salt. This is why I'm a terrible person.

lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Thursday, 14 February 2013 20:58 (twelve years ago)

You should be able to scrape a knife across the schmear rather heavily and remove no more than two-thirds of what was there to begin with.

Aimless, Thursday, 14 February 2013 21:00 (twelve years ago)

both of those are way too much

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 February 2013 21:01 (twelve years ago)

filling the hole? ugh

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 February 2013 21:01 (twelve years ago)

you sad little thing

Alice 2 Chainz - "I Luv Dem Bones" (zachlyon), Thursday, 14 February 2013 21:02 (twelve years ago)

#twss xp

Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Thursday, 14 February 2013 21:03 (twelve years ago)

I may as well eat the schmear out of a tub with a spoon if there's more schmear than bagel

so gross

plus it falls off and glops everywhere

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 February 2013 21:05 (twelve years ago)

come in from the rain dear, get yourself warmed up

there's a tub of cream cheese waiting for you

Alice 2 Chainz - "I Luv Dem Bones" (zachlyon), Thursday, 14 February 2013 21:14 (twelve years ago)

#1

anything less is unamerican tbh

sleepingbag, Thursday, 14 February 2013 21:15 (twelve years ago)

wtf @ u ppl

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 February 2013 21:25 (twelve years ago)

I would like a little bagel with my cream cheese thank you

iatee, Thursday, 14 February 2013 21:26 (twelve years ago)

it's unamerican to treat your breads/crackers as anything but an excuse to stuff your mouth with delicious condiments

Alice 2 Chainz - "I Luv Dem Bones" (zachlyon), Thursday, 14 February 2013 21:29 (twelve years ago)

bagel is not a "bread/cracker"

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Thursday, 14 February 2013 21:38 (twelve years ago)

I still need to go to a proper bagel shop

乒乓, Thursday, 14 February 2013 21:46 (twelve years ago)

I may as well eat the schmear out of a tub with a spoon if there's more schmear than bagel

this should really be option number 3

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 14 February 2013 21:48 (twelve years ago)

this ain't a poll - feel free to post pictures of what a proper ratio would look like

乒乓, Thursday, 14 February 2013 21:49 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/9SwK14l.jpg

mmmm

乒乓, Thursday, 14 February 2013 21:53 (twelve years ago)

I can't find a pic of exactly the ratio I like.

this is close -- but not spreading it to the edges is ridiculous
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0fhv2CG0JBc/TPV5zxxv40I/AAAAAAAAA3k/HTXOI2ckNWI/s1600/bagels.jpg

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 February 2013 22:22 (twelve years ago)

that is perhaps a meal i would feed to a baby

Alice 2 Chainz - "I Luv Dem Bones" (zachlyon), Thursday, 14 February 2013 22:24 (twelve years ago)

STFU, SCHMEAR CRAZED SAVAGE

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 February 2013 22:24 (twelve years ago)

here's my preferred ratio

http://i.imgur.com/A4lmp9E.jpg

乒乓, Thursday, 14 February 2013 22:28 (twelve years ago)

mmmm ice cream bagel

Alice 2 Chainz - "I Luv Dem Bones" (zachlyon), Thursday, 14 February 2013 22:29 (twelve years ago)

That looks like a bowl of ice cream with an anus.

Evan, Thursday, 14 February 2013 22:40 (twelve years ago)

hahah

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 February 2013 22:40 (twelve years ago)

I like a chewy whole wheat (despite those people that say whole wheat is the worst thing you can eat) with just a little cream cheese.

Evan, Thursday, 14 February 2013 22:41 (twelve years ago)

rimming

Alice 2 Chainz - "I Luv Dem Bones" (zachlyon), Thursday, 14 February 2013 22:41 (twelve years ago)

1 part bagel
1 part lox
1 part white fish salad
2 slices tomato
4 slices cucumber
2 part cream cheese
3 slices swiss cheese
unhook jaw
consume

Mordy, Thursday, 14 February 2013 22:43 (twelve years ago)

everything about that sounds delicious except I'd lose the swiss cheese

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 February 2013 22:45 (twelve years ago)

lox is my new favorite thing

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 February 2013 22:46 (twelve years ago)

the only acceptable reason to not load your bagel with cream cheese is if you're also loading on a giant pile of lox

Alice 2 Chainz - "I Luv Dem Bones" (zachlyon), Thursday, 14 February 2013 22:53 (twelve years ago)

yeah see you didn't wait for the rest of the story

mock me now

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 February 2013 22:53 (twelve years ago)

i said ACCEPTABLE, not RIGHT

Alice 2 Chainz - "I Luv Dem Bones" (zachlyon), Thursday, 14 February 2013 22:56 (twelve years ago)

jerk

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 February 2013 23:03 (twelve years ago)

Cream cheese is so incredible and versatile.

brimstead, Thursday, 14 February 2013 23:15 (twelve years ago)

did not know that you can ask to have your bagel scooped out. this changes everything

乒乓, Thursday, 21 February 2013 15:08 (twelve years ago)

Yes! Although I always assume that's a dumb dieter's "trick" for having fewer carbs and eating them too, i.e. not worth doing. But otoh I find most bagels are too much bread per crust area ratio so actually scooped is better.

lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Thursday, 21 February 2013 15:10 (twelve years ago)


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