Justify My Love: Madonna's Boyfriends, Girlfriends, Husbands et al (A silly poll)

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Madge has an impressive list of paramours. Vote for your favorite!
List is taken from this trashy thing: http://www.thefrisky.com/2010-08-16/madonna-dating-timeline/ I don't know if it's complete or whatever so a write in vote has been added.
None of the above because maybe Madge's true love lies in her future OR must remain unbound by societal norms etc whatever

Poll Results

Option	Votes
Jean-Michel Basquiat	6
Jellybean Benitez	6
Sean Penn	5
Big Daddy Kane	4
Jose Canseco	4
Sandra Bernhard	3
Vanilla Ice	3
Carlos Leon	2
Lenny Kravitz	2
Tony Ward	2
Willem Defoe	1
Dan Gilroy	1
Warren Beatty	1
Antonio Banderas	0
Alex Rodriguez	0
Guy Ritchie	0
Andy Bird	0
Stephen Bray	0
Dennis Rodman	0
Ingrid Casares	0
James Albright	0
Mark Kamins	0
John F Kennedy Jr	0
Jesus Luz	0

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 23 February 2013 04:44 (thirteen years ago)

oops I left out the write in vote and none of the above

woops

sorry guys

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 23 February 2013 04:45 (thirteen years ago)

i didn't know mark kamins had died last week. a gay dad told me that tonight.

― scott seward, Saturday, 23 February 2013 04:48 (thirteen years ago)

oh wow I didn't know that :/

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 23 February 2013 05:00 (thirteen years ago)

I'd like to vote Canseco for the lols.

I won't, though.

― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 23 February 2013 05:32 (thirteen years ago)

DO IT

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 23 February 2013 05:39 (thirteen years ago)

Jesus Luzard lol

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 23 February 2013 05:40 (thirteen years ago)

jellybean is the one

― harvester of lols (Drugs A. Money), Saturday, 23 February 2013 05:47 (thirteen years ago)

this is obv conseco

― Clay, Saturday, 23 February 2013 05:48 (thirteen years ago)

yeah jellybean is kinda where I'm leaning

look at how cute I mean
http://www.madonnalicious.com/images/1983/jellybean1.jpg

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 23 February 2013 05:49 (thirteen years ago)

I didn't know this about Gilroy:

Dan is the son of Pulitzer Prize winning playwright Frank D. Gilroy and sculptor/writer Ruth Dorothy Gaydos. His brother Tony Gilroy is a screenwriter and director, and twin brother, John Gilroy, is a film editor. He has been married to Rene Russo since 1992 and they have one child together, a daughter Rose, born in 1993

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 23 February 2013 13:16 (thirteen years ago)

penn voters get banned, right?

― wins rules at negative self-demolition (wins), Saturday, 23 February 2013 13:21 (thirteen years ago)

like fuck
http://youtu.be/2fdyPQoVa-0?t=4m42s

― balls, Saturday, 23 February 2013 13:39 (thirteen years ago)

Big Daddy Kane is obv the coolest dude here

― luaka boppa flame (some dude), Saturday, 23 February 2013 13:59 (thirteen years ago)

will never understand how you can go from all these dudes to guy ritchie

― r|t|c, Saturday, 23 February 2013 14:04 (thirteen years ago)

well she didn't want to be British in the 80s/early 90s

― luaka boppa flame (some dude), Saturday, 23 February 2013 14:09 (thirteen years ago)

was Madonna+Michael Gira an actual thing or just something I invented in my head...?

― an average girl realizing that leggings aren't helping the cause (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 23 February 2013 14:21 (thirteen years ago)

lmao second google result

Where did I fucking read that Michael Gira dated Madonna?

― an average girl realizing that leggings aren't helping the cause (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 23 February 2013 14:22 (thirteen years ago)

Missing that other girl, Debbie ... Mazer?

― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 23 February 2013 14:30 (thirteen years ago)

you forgot tupac!

― prolego, Saturday, 23 February 2013 14:37 (thirteen years ago)

Gosh young early 80s M was fine. But I digress.

― That elusive North American wood-ape (Capitaine Jay Vee), Saturday, 23 February 2013 14:41 (thirteen years ago)

if we're talking based on their contributions to society outside of dating madonna, then either jellybean or big daddy kane.

― a basset hound (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Saturday, 23 February 2013 14:50 (thirteen years ago)

after his Unsung episode there was no way I couldn't have voted for Kane

― da croupier, Saturday, 23 February 2013 14:51 (thirteen years ago)

Missing that other girl, Debbie ... Mazer?

Debi Mazar. She's married and has a cooking show with her Italian husband now. She used to date Paul Reubens! I'm not sure if she actually dated Madonna, but they were super close pals.

― Josefa, Saturday, 23 February 2013 14:57 (thirteen years ago)

Did she "date" Sandra Bernhard?

― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 23 February 2013 15:03 (thirteen years ago)

What about the Sugar Ray dude?

― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 23 February 2013 15:04 (thirteen years ago)

Did she "date" Sandra Bernhard?

That's what Sandra Bernhard used to have us believe. (Wiki calls them "rumored lovers.") Although that was in the '80s when it was hip to play little performance art games with the media, so who knows.

― Josefa, Saturday, 23 February 2013 15:17 (thirteen years ago)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-gnM758gKxLg/TmIMbq6lbWI/AAAAAAAAAH0/sWGBTUUbXl8/s1600/M_Jellybean.jpg

― how's life, Saturday, 23 February 2013 15:23 (thirteen years ago)

Nobody voting for Basquiat?

― emil.y, Saturday, 23 February 2013 16:19 (thirteen years ago)

that was my vote.

― :C (crüt), Saturday, 23 February 2013 16:21 (thirteen years ago)

Good, good. I have to confess I have no idea who Jellybean Benitez is.

― emil.y, Saturday, 23 February 2013 16:24 (thirteen years ago)

Producer/remixer. Worked on Madge's first album

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 23 February 2013 18:56 (thirteen years ago)

Did he do Like a Virgin as well? I think he ended up producing Crazy for You

― harvester of lols (Drugs A. Money), Sunday, 24 February 2013 05:59 (thirteen years ago)

Crazy for You *and* Gambler

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 February 2013 06:15 (thirteen years ago)

ok nm it was Niles who did Virgin, I did not know

― harvester of lols (Drugs A. Money), Sunday, 24 February 2013 07:20 (thirteen years ago)

I probably had read skot talk about Niles doing LAV in the poll thread like yesterday too

― harvester of lols (Drugs A. Money), Sunday, 24 February 2013 07:21 (thirteen years ago)

Tough one. Jellybean was a pretty cool guy when I spoke to him briefly while DJing. But then, Basquiat. Hmmmm.

― mmmm, Sunday, 24 February 2013 09:48 (thirteen years ago)

voted Sean

― tochter tochter, please (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 February 2013 10:00 (thirteen years ago)

noodle flague

― harvester of lols (Drugs A. Money), Sunday, 24 February 2013 23:10 (thirteen years ago)

someone's gotta, may as well be noods

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 February 2013 23:14 (thirteen years ago)

I have a soft spot for Vanilla Ice, but I voted for Jellybean.

― Ulna (Nicole), Sunday, 24 February 2013 23:19 (thirteen years ago)

Damn this woman has shit taste in partners.

― a kissed out red popemobile (Trayce), Sunday, 24 February 2013 23:32 (thirteen years ago)

Ingrid "Gal Pal" Casares

― buzza, Sunday, 24 February 2013 23:40 (thirteen years ago)

http://boredlawyers.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/arod-mirror.jpg

― железобетонное очко (mookieproof), Sunday, 24 February 2013 23:44 (thirteen years ago)

hee hee heee A Rod is hilarious

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 February 2013 23:52 (thirteen years ago)

if she had dated a football player who would it have been I wonder

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 February 2013 23:53 (thirteen years ago)

tiki and ronde barber

― balls, Monday, 25 February 2013 00:03 (thirteen years ago)

omg

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 February 2013 00:06 (thirteen years ago)

sean alexander

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 February 2013 00:07 (thirteen years ago)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-GkZh7G21ZF4/T75FV0ALYBI/AAAAAAAAH2k/3xqHnUgax04/s1600/madonna+yearbook-cheerleader.jpg

― balls, Monday, 25 February 2013 00:07 (thirteen years ago)

omg imagine if she had dated Randy Moss.

wait. I know.

Clinton Portis!

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 February 2013 00:08 (thirteen years ago)

i almost said calvin johnson originally (too depressing to ponder plus the idea of madonna in cincinatti seemed unlikely) but clinton portis is close enough to rodman to win

― balls, Monday, 25 February 2013 00:11 (thirteen years ago)

co-worker: Vanilla Ice in the conference room.
ILXor: Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!
co-worker: o_O

ILXor: Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Tuesday, October 2, 2012 11:47 AM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― luaka boppa flame (some dude), Monday, 25 February 2013 00:11 (thirteen years ago)

ack chad johnson rather. calvin johnson would be nice hometown roots move.

― balls, Monday, 25 February 2013 00:11 (thirteen years ago)

http://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/images/smilies/new/to.gif

― железобетонное очко (mookieproof), Monday, 25 February 2013 00:24 (thirteen years ago)

ooh good call mookie

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 February 2013 00:32 (thirteen years ago)

getcha dildo ready

― balls, Monday, 25 February 2013 00:55 (thirteen years ago)

irl lol

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 February 2013 00:56 (thirteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Thursday, 28 February 2013 00:01 (twelve years ago)

decisions decisions decisions

http://2oldformaxim.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/070708-1722-finallyjose2.png?w=460

http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/images/11/2008/07/ac/40/medium_acddfe25af37655e7b9094b553638b78.jpg

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/29344/thumbs/s-LENNY-KRAVITZ-MADONNA-large.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/02/02/article-0-03444206000005DC-283_468x584.jpg

http://cache2.allpostersimages.com/p/LRG/37/3798/WSJIF00Z/poster/singers-madonna-and-jellybean-benitez.jpg

get yer votes in kids!

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 28 February 2013 00:08 (twelve years ago)

rodman's mission to north korea is the october surprise of this poll

― mookieproof, Thursday, 28 February 2013 00:28 (twelve years ago)

Captions might help
above (in order top to bottom ) Rodman, A-Rod, Kravitz, Jesuz Luz, Jellybean Benitez

Stephen Bray
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_38T64sfKt3Y/TDUp8x4wGuI/AAAAAAAAKWA/hKrRN4u9IEk/s1600/madonna_steve_bray_emmy.jpg

Dan Gilroy
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxxcxpZ2vT1r5xsw9o1_250.jpg

Basquiat
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/10/20/1287580991685/Madonna-with-Jean-Michel--003.jpg

JFK Jr aka John John
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx6mpqrMVU1qlycwjo1_500.jpg

Ingrid Casares
http://s3.amazonaws.com/sites.wpengine/scelebs/wp-content/old_pictures/42387.jpg

Vanilla Ice
http://snarkerati.com/celebrity-gossip/files/2011/01/vanilla-ice-madonna.jpg

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 28 February 2013 00:34 (twelve years ago)

what does madonna want from a girl/boy

― mookieproof, Thursday, 28 February 2013 00:43 (twelve years ago)

Mark Kamins
http://tarahanks.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/mark_kamins-1.jpg?w=216&h=300

Warren Beatty
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_cYJjYUaQYHc/TUISefvR56I/AAAAAAAAAus/bjz7PmjbYw0/s1600/Madonna_with_Warren_Beatty_in_1989_by_Herb_Ritts_1.jpg

Sandra Bernhard
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwh7vpu4Py1qa2wqso1_500.jpg

Antonio Banderas
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_38T64sfKt3Y/THWYAgq_8iI/AAAAAAAAKs4/tOmNJa2BwXo/s1600/1991_madonna_antonio_banderas-01.jpg

Willem Dafoe
http://calssio.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/willemdafoe1.jpg?w=300

Sean Penn
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1j0dnHkJc1r5xsw9o1_400.jpg

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 28 February 2013 00:52 (twelve years ago)

voted penn cuz i saw them making out in the aisle of the Met.

― Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 28 February 2013 01:10 (twelve years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Friday, 1 March 2013 00:01 (twelve years ago)

I'm talkin morning, day, night, afternoon. Dick dick dick dick dick dick twat dick dick.

― today's tom soy yum, mean mean thai (Spectrist), Friday, 1 March 2013 00:07 (twelve years ago)

I'm a little surprised by no votes for John-John just bcz he was so cute and RIP etc but that's a pretty good...*cough* spread of votes!

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 1 March 2013 00:08 (twelve years ago)

Sandra tied with Ice? Ouch.

― Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Friday, 1 March 2013 00:56 (twelve years ago)

top 5 would've been a good band

― steeny HOOSer (some dude), Friday, 1 March 2013 01:03 (twelve years ago)

I voted for Carlos Leon in the end, because they made a babby.

― Johnny Fever, Friday, 1 March 2013 01:11 (twelve years ago)

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