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Especially if you have never sent me one before, but anyway. It's an experiment.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 26 September 2002 12:02 (twenty-three years ago)

It sounds a rubbish experiment. You haven't even drawn a diagram. You're rubbish.

― Sarah (starry), Thursday, 26 September 2002 12:29 (twenty-three years ago)

How do you know I haven't drawn a diagram?

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 26 September 2002 12:30 (twenty-three years ago)

He drew it with a marker on his belly.

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 26 September 2002 12:31 (twenty-three years ago)

belly scan u&k

― Tim (Tim), Thursday, 26 September 2002 12:36 (twenty-three years ago)

What apparatus are you using?

― Emma, Thursday, 26 September 2002 12:36 (twenty-three years ago)

He's checking the blocking on his hotmail account. (The Sooper-dooper block knocks out all mails from addresses not listed in the address book). Gosh Fid, that was *fascinating*....

― Fidelma, Thursday, 26 September 2002 12:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh no, I'm not doing that at all. It's not a technical thing. I wanted people to actually write something to me.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 26 September 2002 12:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Have you not got any friends to send you mails? Or more pertinently, a job?

― Fidelma, Thursday, 26 September 2002 12:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Fidelma, that's a bit mean maybe you are just jealous coz you didn't think of it first......

― Anonymous (Anonymous), Thursday, 26 September 2002 12:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Eeek. I'm new around here. Didn't intend to be mean. I'm just curious s'all. I'm not jealous of N - should I be? Has he got lots of cool stuff?

― Fidelma, Thursday, 26 September 2002 13:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm new here also, just trying to ingratiate myself!

― Anonymous (Anonymous), Thursday, 26 September 2002 13:02 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes, you should be jealous, cos he is very pretty, as well as intelligent and well-informed.

― the pinefox, Thursday, 26 September 2002 13:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh good grief.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 26 September 2002 13:25 (twenty-three years ago)

I'll send you an email Nick.

― Sarah (starry), Thursday, 26 September 2002 13:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Done! It's crap!

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 26 September 2002 13:29 (twenty-three years ago)

What's to say that I am not also pretty, intelligent and well informed? Tsk. I have no interest in assassinating the guy, I just wnted to know *why* he was looking for mails and he appears to have scarpered.... Are people usually so defensive? Or am I oversensitive from too much time spent in the 'real world'?!

― Fidelma, Thursday, 26 September 2002 13:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh good grief.

N. is also Charlie Brown.

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 26 September 2002 13:30 (twenty-three years ago)

And then he re-appears and posts before I do. *sigh*

― Fidelma, Thursday, 26 September 2002 13:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Fidelma rocks the old guard! (I think pf my have been being defensive of his friend cause he seems a bit down, even tho' he's on record as being happy today, but I may be misreading, it's so easy to do with the fox).

― david h (david h), Thursday, 26 September 2002 13:31 (twenty-three years ago)

I just sent N. an URGENT MESSAGE.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 26 September 2002 13:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Fidelma, I have a job and emails from friends (this is not a boast).

I am glad to hear you have no interest in assassinating me. That would prey on my mind.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 26 September 2002 13:35 (twenty-three years ago)

*How* has this degenerated so?

So tell us Nick, how happy have oyu been with the mails you've received thus far? I'll send you one in a mo...

― Fidelma, Thursday, 26 September 2002 14:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Can you *believe* this??? I just loggedinto my hotmail account and I found the following mail. Something sinister is afoot...

From : "Nick"
To : fidelma_reilly@hotmail.com
Subject : finally emailing you back
Date : Tue, 17 Sep 2002 02:41:17 -0700

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I used to avoid taking showers at the gym while going through school.
I would avoid sexual situations with very beautiful girls because of the size of my penis.
I would only take my pants off in totally dark rooms before I made love to a woman.
I understand, I used to feel exactly as you do.
But I dont feel that way anymore. I got help! And now I am offering the same help to you! There is now a doctor approved
way to increase the size of your penis. I didn't gain 3 inches, only 2, but it has helped my self confidence
and made me more secure with myself.
You don't have to accept the size of your penis, there is a way to increase the size, and you will thank me.
The company even gives a 90 day complete money back guarantee! You have nothing to lose, and only inches to gain!

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(Has Nick ever mentioned anything about suction pumps?)

― Fidelma, Thursday, 26 September 2002 14:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Something sinister is afoot...

normally something "sinister" refers to those cardigan wearing wimps Belle & Sebastian !

― DJ Martian (djmartian), Thursday, 26 September 2002 14:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Look what Pete sent me:

From: "Pete" pb14@soas.ac.uk
Reply To: offers@hsm-mailerdirect.com
To: graham@neuon.com
Subject: Bathroom Tennis?
Date: Wed, 25 Sep 2002 19:46:01 -0800

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Or, surprise a friend with "the perfect tennis gift!"

view here
http://pxe.hsm-mailerdirect.com/logic/to.pl?j=522ZQFysmXY2316535JyfbOWGr282.html

― Graham (graham), Thursday, 26 September 2002 14:21 (twenty-three years ago)

WAY cooler than a willy expander!

― Fidelma, Thursday, 26 September 2002 14:22 (twenty-three years ago)

MY INTENTIONS ARE HONOURABLE (in that I don't really have any)

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 26 September 2002 14:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Are you at home or at work Nick?

― Anna (Anna), Thursday, 26 September 2002 14:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Work for the next five seconds.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 26 September 2002 14:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Just address checking then.

― Anna (Anna), Thursday, 26 September 2002 14:33 (twenty-three years ago)

(Did you get mine Mark S?)

― Graham (graham), Thursday, 26 September 2002 16:49 (twenty-three years ago)

i sent N. an email.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 26 September 2002 16:53 (twenty-three years ago)

I've got about 15 so far - thank you all. I replied to the ones I got before I left work yesterday (except the ones that had for some reason been autofiltered into my junkmail folder, like DAN PERRY's - I only discovered these later). The rest will get a reply later on today as long I recover from the imminent trauma of *having a tooth extracted*.

It's never too late to send one, by the way. Like, never.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 27 September 2002 09:40 (twenty-three years ago)

My btinterweb address is dead so can anyone emailing ME send it to this address. I'm too shy to start a thread about it.

(I got your reply yesterday Nick, but no one else's if they did)

― Graham (graham), Friday, 27 September 2002 11:03 (twenty-three years ago)

*sob* So much for my URGENT MESSAGE.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 27 September 2002 11:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Hope the extraction goes well, N.

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 27 September 2002 11:10 (twenty-three years ago)

You are like Heather the Garbage fan, Dang -- you end up in the junk pile! Heh.

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 27 September 2002 11:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Fank you - the tooth pulling went fine.

I wonder whether the ones that went into junk (ie. Dan's, Anthony's and a few others) were the ones sent by nu-ILE's mail function (them probably having weird headers and all)

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 27 September 2002 11:51 (twenty-three years ago)

(graham i did: reply tomorrow, sorry for delay)

― mark s (mark s), Friday, 27 September 2002 12:06 (twenty-three years ago)

It's very possible that header wierdness consipred to keep my (not so) URGENT MESSAGE out of you hands. I didn't check to see which headers were being appended to the message when I sent it.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 27 September 2002 12:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Probably something about getting a university diploma in enlarging your penis. Or my penis, rather.

No, I was thinking more along the lines of the hidden MIME headers or whatever they're called - Graham's webmail thing meaning that emails via it come from a different source than the reply to: address.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 27 September 2002 12:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Ellie - just replied to you (you were wondering if your hotmail was working)

Jel - I never got yours.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 27 September 2002 12:55 (twenty-three years ago)

did you get mine? (wasn't sent from my public ILX address) It should have had a picture attached - someone sent it to me and I didn't know what else to do with it ...

― Jeff W (Jeff W), Friday, 27 September 2002 13:41 (twenty-three years ago)

An urgent message to N? What was it, Nicole Kidman quivering at his touch?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 27 September 2002 14:22 (twenty-three years ago)

No.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 27 September 2002 14:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Graham, I emailed you with the ILX-mail-user thing to your mac address, so go look in your junk mail folder! It was a useless ssh-ing hints message.

― lyra (lyra), Friday, 27 September 2002 14:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes Jeff - sorry. I still have some to reply to.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 27 September 2002 14:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Then it cannot have been that urgent.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 27 September 2002 14:45 (twenty-three years ago)

where's mine butthead?

― Queen G (Queeng), Friday, 27 September 2002 14:55 (twenty-three years ago)

You will regret this, N. It will turn out to be a gift that keeps on giving, like the Magic Porridge Pot. One day you'll wake up to find that your email inbox has become the metaphorical equivalent of a house filled with sloppy oatmeal. (No offence intended; I'm not saying anyone's sending you poor quality messages. It's more of a 'too much of a good thing' kind of analogy).

― Ellie (Ellie), Friday, 27 September 2002 15:15 (twenty-three years ago)

"Filling N's house with sloppy oatmeal" - c or d?

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Friday, 27 September 2002 15:37 (twenty-three years ago)

damn my email account!

I wonder how many of my urgent and key emails have never been received?

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 27 September 2002 15:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Done

― H (Heruy), Saturday, 28 September 2002 07:15 (twenty-three years ago)

you basbus loving batty boy - where's my email????

― Queen G (Queeng), Saturday, 28 September 2002 10:06 (twenty-three years ago)

and mine, you skinny streak of piss.

― chris (chris), Sunday, 29 September 2002 09:32 (twenty-three years ago)

and mine, you bearded kettle-fried porpoise

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Sunday, 29 September 2002 09:37 (twenty-three years ago)

and mine.

― Graham (graham), Tuesday, 1 October 2002 09:46 (twenty-three years ago)

I got mine!

― MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 1 October 2002 09:48 (twenty-three years ago)

he only accuses you of compromising his experiment! :)

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 1 October 2002 09:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Mitch has now got his. Chris never sent me one. Graham keeps demanding more.

I think I only have two first replies left to send.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 1 October 2002 09:52 (twenty-three years ago)

awww, I sent you a webmail one. It was sweet and tender, like young broccoli.

― chris (chris), Tuesday, 1 October 2002 10:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Webmail ones went into my junk folder. I thought fished them all out obv. I didn't. Sorry chris.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 1 October 2002 10:27 (twenty-three years ago)

If webmails are going into hotmail spam, then Anna might not have seen my last ones. Did she?

― Graham (graham), Tuesday, 1 October 2002 10:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Well?

― Graham (graham), Wednesday, 2 October 2002 12:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes, but have been too busy to reply. To anyone. I'm sorry. This goes to everyone I owe e-mail to. Also my modem extenstion cable is buggered, so my computer is in the middle of teh floor making typing difficult.

― Anna (Anna), Wednesday, 2 October 2002 12:20 (twenty-three years ago)

I want

― Graham (graham), Thursday, 3 October 2002 13:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Graham, you are to stop being a mentalist.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 3 October 2002 13:24 (twenty-three years ago)

huh?

― Graham (graham), Thursday, 3 October 2002 13:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Graham has been foxed by N.'s deft use of the subjunctive!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 3 October 2002 13:49 (twenty-three years ago)

(some of us are v.lonely)

― Graham (graham), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 10:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Mark, did you get my email?

― Graham (graham), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 13:51 (twenty-three years ago)

three months pass...

Several of you owe me email.

(I am still v.lonely)

― Graham (graham), Thursday, 9 January 2003 15:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Sarah? Anna? Katie?

― Graham (graham), Thursday, 9 January 2003 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

Bored, bored, bored. Emails welcome!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 11:39 (twenty-one years ago)

You on AIM, pinkx0r?

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 12:09 (twenty-one years ago)

yup!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 12:14 (twenty-one years ago)

But what of N.'s e-mails? DOES HE STILL HAVE THEM?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 15:59 (twenty-one years ago)

What the fuck is AIM?

― Enrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)

AOL instant messenger!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 16:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh! God, I thought it was something exciting. AOL suXxors anyway!

― Enrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 16:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Yup nothing exciting to see here!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 16:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I sent you one, Pink (even though it's kinda crazy since I can see you there on AIM).

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 16:16 (twenty-one years ago)

A big *mwah* to all those that sent me an email. Bry, yours was great (just sent one back) cos I don't think I've ever had an email from you, only aim! yay me! ;-)

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 16:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Yours was good too, Pink. I would like some more emails, please. Maybe not like the one Smee last sent me telling me to fuck off (I hope she was kidding).

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 16:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh dear! :-?

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 16:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm going to take it that the emptiness of my inbox is directly related to how no one has anything other than fuck off to say to me and thank you all for being so polite.

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 17:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I remember N's email experiment, I think I asked him some sort of stupid question and he emailed me back saying I'd messed up the experiment. I think he was kidding, I'm never sure with N, which is what I kinda like about him.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 4 February 2004 17:18 (twenty-one years ago)

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