I JUST WANT A FUCKING SANDWICH OKAY?
― lo! dating (dog latin), Friday, 1 March 2013 09:13 (twelve years ago)
1. Artisan
2. Barista
― lo! dating (dog latin), Friday, 1 March 2013 09:14 (twelve years ago)
3. Homemade
4. Deli
5. Energising
6. Rustic
― lo! dating (dog latin), Friday, 1 March 2013 09:15 (twelve years ago)
7. Traceable
8. Gastro
― lo! dating (dog latin), Friday, 1 March 2013 09:16 (twelve years ago)
9. Basket
10. Daily
― lo! dating (dog latin), Friday, 1 March 2013 09:17 (twelve years ago)
11. Quotidian
12. Honest
13. Good
― lo! dating (dog latin), Friday, 1 March 2013 09:18 (twelve years ago)
14. Creative
15. Organic
16. Local
17. Fairtrade
(note I'm not against these things as things just when they're used to justify the price of an £8 baguette with a bit of salad and cheese in it.)
― lo! dating (dog latin), Friday, 1 March 2013 09:20 (twelve years ago)
18. Premium
19. Kitchen
― lo! dating (dog latin), Friday, 1 March 2013 09:29 (twelve years ago)
how is "deli" a wanker word?
― Tioc Norris (LocalGarda), Friday, 1 March 2013 09:32 (twelve years ago)
arguably the only reason wanker words are needed is because "just a sandwich" most likely means it's full of total shit and made in the worst way possible.
not that something like "artisan" isn't a worthy target. but food clichés would be a better way of describing it.
― Tioc Norris (LocalGarda), Friday, 1 March 2013 09:33 (twelve years ago)
It's not a wanker word in America but it is here because it's trying to sound American.
― dubmill, Friday, 1 March 2013 09:42 (twelve years ago)
the word deli has been used for as long as i can remember, and i grew up in ireland.
― Tioc Norris (LocalGarda), Friday, 1 March 2013 09:45 (twelve years ago)
There are still shops where you can go in, order a sandwich made with combinations of fresh, plain ingredients, and it is not "full of total shit" but neither is there any fuss made in marketing.
― dubmill, Friday, 1 March 2013 09:46 (twelve years ago)
how is "deli" a wanker word?― Tioc Norris (LocalGarda), Friday, 1 March 2013 09:32 (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Tioc Norris (LocalGarda), Friday, 1 March 2013 09:32 (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Oh come on!
― lo! dating (dog latin), Friday, 1 March 2013 09:49 (twelve years ago)
It's an attempt to sound American. I'm not sure when it started to get used in the UK (probably the 1970s or 1980s) but it seems to have really taken off more recently.
― dubmill, Friday, 1 March 2013 09:50 (twelve years ago)
Had a rant about 'artisanal' on twitter the other day and, I think it was Marcello, pointed out quite rightly that it breaks into 'art is anal' which is lol but I dunno why.
― they all are afflicted with a sickness of existence (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 1 March 2013 09:52 (twelve years ago)
If no one actually sleeps in the sandwich shop or pub kitchen, then it's NOT homemade.
― they all are afflicted with a sickness of existence (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 1 March 2013 09:53 (twelve years ago)
just because the likes of pret use people's growing interest in eating food that's well-sourced as a way to make their offerings seem better, doesn't mean that that interest is misguided. we shouldn't allow that to erode the truth.
deli was used in the local corner shop where i grew up, for the last 20 years or so. like about as old school a deli as you could imagine.
― Tioc Norris (LocalGarda), Friday, 1 March 2013 09:53 (twelve years ago)
I'm not sure when it started to get used in the UK (probably the 1970s or 1980s) but it seems to have really taken off more recently.
in the sense of there being more delis now (presumably true) or in the sense of it getting used for establishments that would once have been called something else (maybe true but can't think of any irl examples)?
― an average girl realizing that leggings aren't helping the cause (DJ Mencap), Friday, 1 March 2013 09:54 (twelve years ago)
OTM. I'm not not going to buy my food from somewhere because they didn't prefix every item on their menu with "wholesome" or "artisan", Jesus. "Try our Delicious Organic Fairy-Powered Rustic Flowerleaf Tea with fucking Fairy Dust Sprinkled on top of it by our Barista for just £2.99" - it's as manipulative as fast food marketing IMO.
― lo! dating (dog latin), Friday, 1 March 2013 09:54 (twelve years ago)
deli was used in the local corner shop where i grew up, for the last 20 years or so. like about as old school a deli as you could imagine.― Tioc Norris (LocalGarda), Friday, 1 March 2013 09:53 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Tioc Norris (LocalGarda), Friday, 1 March 2013 09:53 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
A boy could kick a ball...
― lo! dating (dog latin), Friday, 1 March 2013 09:55 (twelve years ago)
Barista literally just means 'bar man' etymologically, doesn't it?
― they all are afflicted with a sickness of existence (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 1 March 2013 09:55 (twelve years ago)
for the last 20 years or so
So you agree with me, then?
― dubmill, Friday, 1 March 2013 09:55 (twelve years ago)
"homemade" is the one here that really grinds my gears on the reg
― an average girl realizing that leggings aren't helping the cause (DJ Mencap), Friday, 1 March 2013 09:55 (twelve years ago)
Deli is fair play as a truncation of delicatessen. One of my favourite, most-visited shops is a deli.
― they all are afflicted with a sickness of existence (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 1 March 2013 09:56 (twelve years ago)
If it is a delicatessen, fair enough. If it's a cafe or sandwich shop GTFO.
― lo! dating (dog latin), Friday, 1 March 2013 09:57 (twelve years ago)
'Slow-roasted' gets me. Say SLOWLY, for fuck's sake. It sounds nicer. Likewise 'pan-fried'. 'Over-roasted'. Those stupid fucking tautological portmanteaus piss me off.
― they all are afflicted with a sickness of existence (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 1 March 2013 09:57 (twelve years ago)
oven not over, but y''know.
Salad bars in work canteens get called "delis".
― lo! dating (dog latin), Friday, 1 March 2013 09:58 (twelve years ago)
you guys really need to distinguish between irritating marketing, and people describing the provenance of something which actually is important and factual, and only perceived as snobby because of how poor the standards have become, fuck a horse in that grinder, it's grand lads.
― Tioc Norris (LocalGarda), Friday, 1 March 2013 09:58 (twelve years ago)
Deli is fair play as a truncation of delicatessen
Yes, and that's how it is in America, but in my opinion it's been appropriated here at least partly BECAUSE it's American.
― dubmill, Friday, 1 March 2013 09:58 (twelve years ago)
not because it's a fairly useful word to describe what a deli is.
― Tioc Norris (LocalGarda), Friday, 1 March 2013 10:00 (twelve years ago)
FOOD SELLER or you are a pretentious wanker
There was a delicatessen in our town where I grew up too, but it was a shop that sold specialist meats and cheeses and things in jars. It didn't sell pre-prepared sandwiches with sesame seeds sprinkled into the bread.
― lo! dating (dog latin), Friday, 1 March 2013 10:01 (twelve years ago)
Why not call it a delicatessen?
― dubmill, Friday, 1 March 2013 10:02 (twelve years ago)
the deli near me was in a londis.
xpost i am pretty sure delicatessan was used on signs and stuff, maybe deli is just a more colloquial term.
― Tioc Norris (LocalGarda), Friday, 1 March 2013 10:04 (twelve years ago)
i think people are misinterpreting how sincerely i feel about things ITT. jees guys, it's a parody thread, not a political manifesto.
― seasonal dog served on a bed of creative latin (dog latin), Friday, 1 March 2013 15:53 (twelve years ago)
No, DL, you don't have a sense of humour, and aren't allowed to do parody or irony threads.
― they all are afflicted with a sickness of existence (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 1 March 2013 16:05 (twelve years ago)
I don't suppose now is a good time to mention 'hand-crafted' as a wanker word
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 1 March 2013 21:05 (twelve years ago)
becuase it is driving me insane. it's everywhere in Sacramento right now and I haaate it
handcrafted baked goods, handcrafted lattes, handcrafted sandwiches...makes everything sound like a sewing bee
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 1 March 2013 21:07 (twelve years ago)
you know what this thread needs
― Donkamole Marvin (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 1 March 2013 21:12 (twelve years ago)
some super-saddened cheez-gutted wolf meat
― Donkamole Marvin (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 1 March 2013 21:13 (twelve years ago)
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9uwyqOjg51r05508o1_400.jpg
― Donkamole Marvin (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 1 March 2013 21:14 (twelve years ago)
hand-crafted donkey sauce
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 1 March 2013 21:40 (twelve years ago)
why do they put all those fruity descriptions on wine bottles, it's all just pretentious twaddle, they should just say "red" or "white" imo
― dat neggy nilmar (wins), Friday, 1 March 2013 21:46 (twelve years ago)
https://images.awesomebooks.com/images/books/medium/97807/9780718154400.jpg
http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMjE2NTQ4MzcxN15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMzAzMzcyMQ@@._V1_SX214_.jpg
― dat neggy nilmar (wins), Friday, 1 March 2013 21:47 (twelve years ago)
http://images.contentreserve.com/ImageType-100/0211-1/%7B8E436A55-72BE-4182-9051-10F35467E11E%7DImg100.jpg
― dat neggy nilmar (wins), Friday, 1 March 2013 21:48 (twelve years ago)
http://stuartr.co.uk/DeliciousLibrarySite/covers/book/book152.jpg
― Tioc Norris (LocalGarda), Friday, 1 March 2013 21:55 (twelve years ago)
Yes it's important to like everything
― seasonal dog served on a bed of creative latin (dog latin), Saturday, 2 March 2013 12:27 (twelve years ago)
Some restaurants definitely put their genius and effort into the menu descriptions rather than the food itself.
― ex-ex-gay (Bob Six), Saturday, 2 March 2013 14:05 (twelve years ago)
Some serious bad vibes in this thread. But Mr Latin you have a point and it is very much a thing.
― Chewshabadoo, Saturday, 2 March 2013 14:31 (twelve years ago)
not every restaurant is good
― Tioc Norris (LocalGarda), Saturday, 2 March 2013 14:42 (twelve years ago)
3. HomeHousemade
― ferreira rocher (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 2 March 2013 15:58 (twelve years ago)
for singlehandedly turning a dim list thread into a run at all-time glory i present to local garda this locally-sourced ribbon
http://www.funservicesinc.com/party_supplies_prizes/images/MVP_Ribbon.jpg
― Gunoka Cuntles (Matt P), Saturday, 2 March 2013 16:06 (twelve years ago)
never forget
― Gunoka Cuntles (Matt P), Saturday, 2 March 2013 16:07 (twelve years ago)
I was looking in M&S earlier and they totally do this in their food hall - all the single portion ready-mades for pensioners say "cottage pie", yet move into the deli range and it names the potato types throws in buzzwords all over the shop.
I've thought of a great Bristol example too - those two twat brothers on Channel 4 are from Herbert's bakery. A well-respected local place, and 10 years ago it was there and The Bread Store that supplied pretty much all the cafes etc. About 5 years ago Hooper's House bread started popping up, usually in the Stokes Croft trustifarian hangouts and for the past year there's been a pop-up bread store in the old Sofa Riot. Generally their bread is about £1 a loaf more expensive than Herbert's, but you know, taking on the big boys, can't get economies of scale etc. Then I found out last week it's the same people, from the same bakery. They're keeping that quiet, and similarly that they've started a pie company for the same sort of cafes which is being marketed as a home kitchen start-up company.
― Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Saturday, 2 March 2013 16:17 (twelve years ago)
have you guys seen this yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mu8QthlZ6hY
― scott seward, Saturday, 2 March 2013 16:19 (twelve years ago)
it doesn't really have anything to do with this thread. kinda wonder when it will be yanked by bigfood.
― scott seward, Saturday, 2 March 2013 16:20 (twelve years ago)
m&s is a premium supermarket, most customers probably want to know the details of the food, i'd have said.
as for potato types, both my grannys (rip) would discuss different potato brands as if they were obscure german techno labels.
― Tioc Norris (LocalGarda), Saturday, 2 March 2013 17:05 (twelve years ago)
There's a joke about the Irish obsessing over potatoes in there somewhere.
― Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Saturday, 2 March 2013 17:07 (twelve years ago)
I swear to god, I think it's common enough, based on conversations with friends. I can remember finding it so boring as a kid when my granny would ask what the potatoes were and then discuss various potatoes she had recently eaten or her personal preferences and long-standing bowel disagreements with "records" (a type of potato) or "kerr's pinks".
― Tioc Norris (LocalGarda), Saturday, 2 March 2013 17:13 (twelve years ago)
yeah who the hell doesn't know or are about the difference between varieties of potatos? I work in the fruit & veg section at t£$¢o & believe me, this isn't a food snob thing - it's an everyone thing. Is it silly to have a preferenced for different types of apple?
― dat neggy nilmar (wins), Saturday, 2 March 2013 17:21 (twelve years ago)
*know or care
I have to say my series of posts last night were classic "go to bed wins" posts, sorry if I came across a bit aggy dog latin. But fwiw "Yes it's important to like everything" is not what I was trying to say there at all, it was just that some of the rhetoric itt sounded awfully familiar to me. Like for me the main thing that links the 3 things I posted isn't "complaining" or "being negative". It's that ime the sort of ppl who'd have a problem with words like "traceable" being used tend to reside somewhere along the clarkson/grumpy old men/never use a long word when a short one will do axis. Not suggesting you're like that of course but you're not keeping the best company
― dat neggy nilmar (wins), Saturday, 2 March 2013 17:30 (twelve years ago)
My point is that the regular product just tells you what it is. The more expensive it gets, the flowerier the language on the cardboard sleeve gets (even if it looks fairly indistinguishable in the packaging). It also leads to a more fundamental question - why wouldn't you use the best potatoes for, say, mashing in all your product that has mashed potato in it? The fact you're bothering to mention what it is on the sleeve means you're making a distinction which must surely be to imply they're better.
Actually M&S are the kings of this - they have a 'gastro' range and a 'deli' range named in exactly the way dl was complaining at the top. With no context and just to imply they're better.
― Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Saturday, 2 March 2013 17:38 (twelve years ago)
They probably are better though! Of course you'd want to draw attention to the product with the nicer ingredients.
It also leads to a more fundamental question - why wouldn't you use the best potatoes for, say, mashing in all your product that has mashed potato in it?
for the same reason not all chickens are free-range & corn-fed. It's no mystery.
― dat neggy nilmar (wins), Saturday, 2 March 2013 17:49 (twelve years ago)
btw idg this one:
what does this refer to?
― dat neggy nilmar (wins), Saturday, 2 March 2013 17:51 (twelve years ago)
repurposing
flavor profile
unsure of the wank factor of these terms but here they are
― making plans for nyquil (outdoor_miner), Saturday, 2 March 2013 17:54 (twelve years ago)
Hehe, it's cool wins. I think I was having a funny old day and my cranky side came out. It's not like this actually enrages me as much as I was making out. A shitty morning and then being faced by that pamphlet was enough to turn me into Victor Meldrew.
― seasonal dog served on a bed of creative latin (dog latin), Saturday, 2 March 2013 17:55 (twelve years ago)
i can take all the buzzwords if it means that i can get pork belly and kimchi tacos at the lunch place on the corner. and i can. and i did yesterday! mmmmmmm.....
this was not an option in the woods of new england until the foodie explosion.
― scott seward, Saturday, 2 March 2013 18:08 (twelve years ago)
I get the annoyance at this shit but it only bothers me if the food itself doesn't live up to the language describing it, which generally happens at chain-y places that are trying to latch onto the foodie trend. even something like "chipotle mayo"...I never taste chipotle in it. "honey-glazed smoked chicken". really? tastes blander than bland, no honey or smokiness.
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 2 March 2013 18:41 (twelve years ago)
this is branding, it's similar, if more subtle, to their having "chinese" or "indian" on the types of food. the gastro stuff is shit like scotch eggs or pub type food and the deli stuff is cold meats or antipasti or "things you buy in a deli".
The more expensive it gets, the flowerier the language on the cardboard sleeve gets (even if it looks fairly indistinguishable in the packaging). It also leads to a more fundamental question - why wouldn't you use the best potatoes for, say, mashing in all your product that has mashed potato in it?
Most stuff in M&S is more expensive, if you're paying extra then you may want to know what you're paying for in more detail.
The idea that lies grow along with price was probably invented by the marketing industry.
― Tioc Norris (LocalGarda), Saturday, 2 March 2013 18:44 (twelve years ago)
You also get more flowery/obsequious language in posher branches of supermarkets than in the same supermarket in a sketchier area. In Sketchytown, a sign will say 'sorry about the mess, we're remodeling' while the branch in Poshville's sign will say 'please accept our sincere apologies for the appearance of this branch while we undergo refurbishment'. ISTR that one branch was in Archway and the other I compared it to was in Highgate.
― karl lagerlout (suzy), Saturday, 2 March 2013 18:54 (twelve years ago)
Bethnal Green Tesco says "if you don't like it, fuck off"
― Tioc Norris (LocalGarda), Saturday, 2 March 2013 18:55 (twelve years ago)
Suzy In Sketchytown sounds like the best Tama Janowitz short story.
― scott seward, Saturday, 2 March 2013 19:12 (twelve years ago)
LOL at the pair of you.
― karl lagerlout (suzy), Saturday, 2 March 2013 19:45 (twelve years ago)
I'm not sure why LG assumes that dl doesn't understand the concepts of branding and marketing? Because, tbh, I thought that was exactly what this thread was about - branding tactics that annoy? I mean, I could take a pedantic, condescending tone on the 'Innocent Smoothies' thread and explain exactly what it is they're doing and why it works, but that's not really the spirit of the thread, and I'm fairly sure most people on there understand the branding strategy, they just think it's horrible.
― emil.y, Saturday, 2 March 2013 20:43 (twelve years ago)
Nothing that comes out of a meeting room where at least five of the attendees are wearing horrible black viscose trousers is going to produce branding that doesn't annoy the fuck out of most of ILX.
― karl lagerlout (suzy), Saturday, 2 March 2013 20:49 (twelve years ago)
xp I guess it's a baby/bathwater thing w this thread. I mean the innocent smoothies aesthetic is straight-up horrible, but to charge in saying that "fairtrade", "homemade" and "traceable" are wanker words is a little uhh
but dl has already explained that it was a lazy friday semi-serious feigned-anger-on-the-internet thread & I guess we should have treated it as such from the start
― dat neggy nilmar (wins), Saturday, 2 March 2013 20:55 (twelve years ago)
When did the artisinal/americanism/locavore thing start happening in London? I've spent a lot of time in Brooklyn over the last year or so and remember thinking this right here isn't something you really see in London, then all of a sudden it seemed everyone in London was talking about this stuff. Can't tell if it was in London longer and I just didn't notice, or if it suddenly sprung up at some point during the last year
― coal, Sunday, 3 March 2013 16:33 (twelve years ago)
it usually takes at least 2 or 3 years to swim across the ocean.
― scott seward, Sunday, 3 March 2013 16:38 (twelve years ago)
the spotted pig certainly infuential here. via england. via alice waters. via nyc. everyone wanted to open up a place like that after that place opened up.
― scott seward, Sunday, 3 March 2013 16:47 (twelve years ago)
I don't think that's an accurate summary of the arguments on this thread, at all.
― Tioc Norris (LocalGarda), Sunday, 3 March 2013 16:52 (twelve years ago)
perhaps they can be re-enacted for those who weren't present first time round
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 3 March 2013 17:12 (twelve years ago)
joeks, obv