http://jimllpaintit.tumblr.com/
Bonus points if you get him to paint one
― the 'dirty sprite' is implied (forksclovetofu), Monday, 4 March 2013 04:44 (twelve years ago)
Please paint me the Stay Puft marshmallow man losing a game of mousetrap with Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall (who happens to be on fire) while Face from The A Team arrives on a pigeon dressed in leopard print Y-fronts and wedding veil, all this is taking place on the moon. http://25.media.tumblr.com/b7a784478e97f33ed37055b9c288d39a/tumblr_mj35pkiHxx1s6ylubo1_500.jpg
― the 'dirty sprite' is implied (forksclovetofu), Monday, 4 March 2013 04:48 (twelve years ago)
I made a request
― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Monday, 4 March 2013 05:15 (twelve years ago)
going to forget about this tho
i dont think the atmosphere on the moon has enough oxygen to maintain a fire
― maybe i don't "do" the "harlem shake" —bennett braauer (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 4 March 2013 05:21 (twelve years ago)
pissed myself at a few of these.bit britishes interest mind you.
― tell it to my arse (jim in glasgow), Monday, 4 March 2013 07:22 (twelve years ago)
this guy might be the greatest living artist
― ledge, Monday, 4 March 2013 09:12 (twelve years ago)
Dear Jim,
Please paint me a scene where Jesus bursts into Hitler’s bunker smoking a cigar and riding a T-Rex, while firing a Thompson machine gun with one hand and holding sticks of dynamite with the other, robes flowing, winking and smiling. And at the same time the BTTF2 DeLorean has crashed into the bunker wall with Ash from Evil Dead II out the car shotgunning and chainsawing Nazis who speak in Commando comic German (Gott in himmel etc) and chopping through Nazi Xenomorphs from the Alien movie franchise.
http://jimllpaintit.tumblr.com/image/44306094873
― Zon vs Aviary (Matt #2), Monday, 4 March 2013 10:26 (twelve years ago)
oops
I will spend the day thinking about my request.
― Zon vs Aviary (Matt #2), Monday, 4 March 2013 10:27 (twelve years ago)
this is a bit 'wacky', forks
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Monday, 4 March 2013 11:49 (twelve years ago)
Indeedydoo
― the 'dirty sprite' is implied (forksclovetofu), Monday, 4 March 2013 14:48 (twelve years ago)
Please paint me Rene from Allo Allo sat next to Bebop from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on the face of comatose giant Dean Gaffney (felled by two entire bottles of Disarrano) each glumfully eating spoonfuls of Brasso as they watch a live Sky news story detailing the death of Nikki Sixx from Mötley Crüe? The background should be very remiscent of the opening credits of Saved By The Bell, and Rene should be wearing a t shirt that indicates that he likes Camembert.
― the 'dirty sprite' is implied (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 March 2013 20:17 (twelve years ago)
This works well as a game where you look at a picture without the description and try to guess what words are actually in the description. I'm playing against my friend right now.
― Vinnie, Thursday, 7 March 2013 23:43 (twelve years ago)
Eagle-eyed ILXors may have noticed that the view of Bristol in the Nigella picture appears to be from Hamilton House.
― Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Friday, 8 March 2013 13:16 (twelve years ago)
This man is a genius.
― Ulna (Nicole), Friday, 8 March 2013 13:46 (twelve years ago)
http://jimllpaintit.tumblr.com/post/51657596494/tim-henmans-lovecraftian-bobsled-nightmare-as
― nagl dude dude dude (ledge), Thursday, 30 May 2013 08:41 (twelve years ago)
Oh man
Dear Jim,Please can you paint Daft Punk Morris dancing on the surface of Mars wearing only their helmets and official Morris dancing tassels and braces. Adam Ant is shredding on the electric guitar to accompany the dance. The sun has gone supernova and Earth is exploding in the distance.Godspeed,David
Please can you paint Daft Punk Morris dancing on the surface of Mars wearing only their helmets and official Morris dancing tassels and braces. Adam Ant is shredding on the electric guitar to accompany the dance. The sun has gone supernova and Earth is exploding in the distance.
Godspeed,
David
So:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/p526x296/10258884_327926014027676_4377147618031421386_n.jpg
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 2 May 2014 18:33 (eleven years ago)