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i never played leisure suit larry (or any of its sequels) but i do remember this game called 'stroker' that some 5th grade friend of mine had on his commodore 64. the object of the game was to give a good hand job! i was actually good at this, even though i was 10 and i didn't quite understand what happened at the game's end to tell me i'd scored high (you got points for not going too fast and for rubbing the right area of the prickzelation).

do these still exist today at all for consoles, computers etc? flash form doesn't count -- we've all seen the 'hover your mouse and she'll pick up her shirt'-type stuff.

― maura (maura), Friday, 27 September 2002 00:52 (twenty-three years ago)

I remember playing a strip poker computer game with a neighbor when we were ten. It was sooooooo difficult to get the woman in the game to lose her shirt.

― rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 27 September 2002 00:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Friend of mine found Stroker a few years back at a swap meet. Dear god.

Then for the Atari one had Beat 'Em and Eat 'Em and Custer's Revenge...but anyway.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 27 September 2002 00:56 (twenty-three years ago)

samurai showdowns 1 and 2 have a farting ninja from texas named earthquake !

back in middle school, the word was that if you knew the right code you could get the weapons dealer lady in "forgotten worlds" to drop her shirt.

― mike (ro)bott, Friday, 27 September 2002 01:06 (twenty-three years ago)

I was playing Baldur's Gate a little while ago. When you attack and hurt a woman she makes a "Oh" kind of "ouch" sound. Later in the game I was taking my group through a kind of brothel and I suddenly heard the hurt woman noise, so I thought, have I accidentally just attacked a neutral character? No... it was just the noise the brothel character on beds were making. Every time I attacked a woman character after that, I couldn't help but think that they were screaming with delight.... no, not really.

― marianna, Friday, 27 September 2002 10:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Naturally, a friend sent me this link

― Dave B (daveb), Friday, 27 September 2002 10:49 (twenty-three years ago)

going through a mame32 phase last year, i came across all the games i was too young to play when they were in the arcades; some unbelievably lame, some just plain creepy. disappointing, really, although i'm not sure what i was expecting? ha ha...

not as creepy as some of the japanese games though, surprisingly. ok, not surprisingly.

*d_stroy*

― mbosa, Friday, 27 September 2002 11:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Custer's Revenge is the funniest game ever. I think it was Seanbaby who said, "I've masturbated to sexier Legos".

― Chriddof (Chriddof), Friday, 27 September 2002 20:36 (twenty-three years ago)

My housemate has met the legendary Seanbaby. Sez he's one friendly and cool guy. Yay!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 27 September 2002 23:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh lord.

― rosemary (rosemary), Saturday, 28 September 2002 02:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Man alive!

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 28 September 2002 15:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Crikey

― RickyT (RickyT), Saturday, 28 September 2002 15:11 (twenty-three years ago)

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