ok no, you know what, nothing is on your iPod, Florida Teen. You have a clear iPod. I just wanted to share your story with ILE
Police: Fla. teen accidentally shoots off his penis and testicle
― not feeling those lighters (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 22 April 2013 17:58 (twelve years ago)
I'm pretty sure part of his penis is on his iPod
― Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Monday, 22 April 2013 17:59 (twelve years ago)
to clarify, Florida Teen did not shoot off Hawaii's penis. That is a typo. Hawaii's penis is still fully functional afaik
xp omg lol
― not feeling those lighters (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 22 April 2013 18:00 (twelve years ago)
While police were investigating at the home where it happened, they discovered marijuana in the house. That led to the arrest of the homeowner Joseph Lamar James, 22, on drug charges.
Joseph Lamar James has the worst fucking friends, apparently
― Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Monday, 22 April 2013 18:01 (twelve years ago)
how the hell did he expect his "someone drove by and shot me in the dick, so I ran with a bullet in my leg to my friend's pot repository" story to stand up to any type of scrutiny
although I guess fault-testing your lies is not your primary concern if you've just shot yourself in the penis
― Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Monday, 22 April 2013 18:03 (twelve years ago)
If the cock had had a gun of its own this maniac could have been stopped
― "LOL is other people" - Jean-Paul Snarktre (wins), Monday, 22 April 2013 18:07 (twelve years ago)
'Detachable Penis', King Missile
― Cheggers Plays Poppers Pig (snoball), Monday, 22 April 2013 18:08 (twelve years ago)
victim reportedly an avid player of violent video games such as "Penile Kombat" and "A Link to the Past"
― not feeling those lighters (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 22 April 2013 18:12 (twelve years ago)
I think he finally won Penile Kombat
― Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Monday, 22 April 2013 18:14 (twelve years ago)
Well this will definitely fuck up the rotation (of his testicles in his scrotum).
― Cheggers Plays Poppers Pig (snoball), Monday, 22 April 2013 18:14 (twelve years ago)
turned out the final boss was...his penis
― not feeling those lighters (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 22 April 2013 18:17 (twelve years ago)
in this, the game mirrors life
― Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Monday, 22 April 2013 18:19 (twelve years ago)
the gun:
http://dojoretro.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/super-scope-6.jpg
― the Upperchest (crüt), Monday, 22 April 2013 18:20 (twelve years ago)
dick hunt
― "LOL is other people" - Jean-Paul Snarktre (wins), Monday, 22 April 2013 18:21 (twelve years ago)
doki doki panic
― the Upperchest (crüt), Monday, 22 April 2013 18:21 (twelve years ago)
maybe he was playing the brutal sequel to Boon-Ga! Boon-Ga!
― Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Monday, 22 April 2013 18:24 (twelve years ago)
the victim and the friend whose house he went to. pic is no big deal but the url is tremendous
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-LWiSkjz5GWc/UE17Up5KiCI/AAAAAAAAVaY/CTqegkZ_VlU/s1600/penis.jpg
― not feeling those lighters (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 22 April 2013 18:26 (twelve years ago)
AAAAAAAVay
― "LOL is other people" - Jean-Paul Snarktre (wins), Monday, 22 April 2013 18:27 (twelve years ago)
(getting progressively higher in pitch)
don't wanna be a penis.jpgthe subliminal mind fuck america
― sleepingbag, Monday, 22 April 2013 18:28 (twelve years ago)
graphic video footage of the accident has been released:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mM4hqNdl6Y
― the Upperchest (crüt), Monday, 22 April 2013 18:29 (twelve years ago)
obv 'Dick Look'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G_u-GnuUPY
― Z S up HOOS down (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Monday, 22 April 2013 20:22 (twelve years ago)
lol good choice
― goole, Monday, 22 April 2013 20:45 (twelve years ago)
ha nice spottie
― brony james (k3vin k.), Monday, 22 April 2013 20:54 (twelve years ago)
amazing
― Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Monday, 22 April 2013 20:55 (twelve years ago)
actually a good song & good mixtape for the uninitiated
― brony james (k3vin k.), Monday, 22 April 2013 20:56 (twelve years ago)
"Tell Her About It."
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 22 April 2013 20:56 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3-Zg20yf1E
― tsarnaev paleface (imago), Monday, 22 April 2013 20:58 (twelve years ago)
― brony james (k3vin k.), Monday, April 22, 2013 1:56 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Yeah top 3 mixtape from 2012 imo
― Z S up HOOS down (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Monday, 22 April 2013 20:59 (twelve years ago)
yeah i grabbed that more or less by luck off rolling goon, it's really good
― goole, Monday, 22 April 2013 21:00 (twelve years ago)
http://open.spotify.com/track/5dpgTote4TwBIswPmiZdfU
― Bobby McFerrin, Quantum Physicist (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 22 April 2013 21:15 (twelve years ago)
continuing adventures of https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan
― rather ugged man (zvookster), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 17:05 (twelve years ago)