what is it
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 17:03 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJSjbttGaVM
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 17:04 (twelve years ago)
xp a marketing term
― Camp Macaroni Style (snoball), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 17:17 (twelve years ago)
from the ad it seems as though previously my internet only allowed me to connect to other computers but in the future i will be able to connect directly to cars and refrigerators and animals and things
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 17:25 (twelve years ago)
you know, everything
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 17:26 (twelve years ago)
really wish this thread had been titled THE INTERNET OF THANGS
― hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 17:28 (twelve years ago)
http://i3.ytimg.com/vi/n5aAhgpItO0/mqdefault.jpgTHANGS!
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 17:29 (twelve years ago)
as i understand the term it's basically just a descriptor for a period (ie now + forward) where there are more objects connected to the Internet than people. the marketing comes into play as far as "look at all the neat things your stuff can do now that it's online, like not just your fridge but your office building, your thermostat, whatever
― hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 17:34 (twelve years ago)
but the internet is things
― j., Tuesday, 23 April 2013 17:36 (twelve years ago)
these commercials fucking depress me. so does google glass. It's like they're saying "hey functional heroin addict, guess what, we found a way to put heroin in EVERYTHING"
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 01:19 (twelve years ago)
http://www.wired.com/business/2013/04/nest-energy-services/
― markers, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 01:43 (twelve years ago)
Sounds like singularity talk.
― lazulum, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 01:53 (twelve years ago)
it's like they're advertising a more advanced and thrilling form of slavery
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 01:58 (twelve years ago)
The Internet of everything is by definition connected to all things. Were it not to exist, I could not connect to it. Therefore, the Internet of everything exists, and we are all socks of each other.
― Bobby McFerrin, Quantum Physicist (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 02:11 (twelve years ago)
Q: but does it include pizza?A: it is the internet of everything.Q: but what about sloths?A: it is the internet of everything.
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 02:12 (twelve years ago)
read that nest article i posted if you're at all interested in this topic in relation to shit you have in your home. if you're not then, well, congraulations.
― markers, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 02:13 (twelve years ago)
The internet of everything has always existed, and now it includes the World Wide Web.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 03:27 (twelve years ago)
jesus invented it
― markers, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 03:28 (twelve years ago)
right after he threw the moneylenders out of the temple
he pulled out an ipad and created it
Rejected sermon titles.
― lazulum, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 03:29 (twelve years ago)
cf http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_of_Things
― inste grammophon (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 03:38 (twelve years ago)
― markers, Wednesday, April 24, 2013 3:28 AM (15 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i think you mean iPad
― hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 19:18 (twelve years ago)
iAm
― what's the crime, mr rolf? (wins), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 19:23 (twelve years ago)
xpost
i think you're thinking of [can't come up with something quickly enough to put here so use your imagination and put something here that's at least half clever]
― markers, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 19:23 (twelve years ago)
anubis? is that the dog god with the ears? do you think he needed a doggie bag?
― hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 20:40 (twelve years ago)
Jesus knew that the people just weren't ready for his prophesies about the fridge that tells your smartphone when you're low on milk
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 20:47 (twelve years ago)
people get readysmartfridge is comin
― hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 21:02 (twelve years ago)
imagine a world where your shoe...tells your tablet...that it is untied
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Thursday, 25 April 2013 00:32 (twelve years ago)
the shoeture is now
― hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 25 April 2013 01:11 (twelve years ago)
there is no iphone 5 because there is no shoeture
― markers, Thursday, 25 April 2013 01:19 (twelve years ago)
now we have no jobs no hope and no shoeture
― the Upperchest (crüt), Thursday, 25 April 2013 01:25 (twelve years ago)
https://twitter.com/ideaot/status/326489322142437376https://twitter.com/KattWillFerrell/status/324942677697253376
― markers, Thursday, 25 April 2013 01:26 (twelve years ago)
Samsung has a washer/dryer that can be controlled with your phone - makes for a cool LCD display to look at in the store but I don't get the point, as I don't believe they've figured out how to load the washer or move clothes to the dryer via wi-fi.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 25 April 2013 02:14 (twelve years ago)
nooooooooooo shoeturenooooooooooo shoeturenooooooooooo shoeture for you
― hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 25 April 2013 02:17 (twelve years ago)
a toilet that tells your ass when it's low on shit
― I have many lovely lacy nightgowns (contenderizer), Thursday, 25 April 2013 02:21 (twelve years ago)
i'd buy that
― markers, Thursday, 25 April 2013 02:21 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlcC9hiyzB4
man that Cisco commercial does sound like some singularity crap, "we're waking the world up", come on now
― noddynadweiner (silby), Thursday, 25 April 2013 02:53 (twelve years ago)
Cisco, waking the world up with $50,000 routers
Cisco has a silicon photonics transceiver. Wake up sheeple
― P is for Poo Poo Doo Doo (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 25 April 2013 02:57 (twelve years ago)
yes
― markers, Thursday, 25 April 2013 03:02 (twelve years ago)
that's good advice
Damn it Cisco
http://blogs.cisco.com/news/finding_balance_in_the_singularity_movement/
http://blogs.cisco.com/news/pluralizing_effects_from_singularity/
http://blogs.cisco.com/tag/singularity-university/
― lazulum, Thursday, 25 April 2013 03:08 (twelve years ago)
YOU'RE WELCOME
― hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 25 April 2013 03:10 (twelve years ago)
Tell me what you think—I’d love to hear more about the climate around Singularity.
― iatee, Thursday, 25 April 2013 03:13 (twelve years ago)
I like it when your local oscillator goes da na da naBaby make your boot drive go da na da naGirl I know you wanna show da na da naThat ROM RO RO RO ROM
― P is for Poo Poo Doo Doo (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 25 April 2013 03:19 (twelve years ago)
psyched about the turn this thread has taken
― markers, Thursday, 25 April 2013 03:23 (twelve years ago)
Wifi can't load your laundry. But that mess of leftover robot and human bits you call a child has wifi
― P is for Poo Poo Doo Doo (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 25 April 2013 03:35 (twelve years ago)
Well shit, whooda thunk putting chips in everything was a bad ideahttps://www.zdnet.com/article/the-global-chip-shortage-is-a-bigger-problem-than-everyone-realised-and-it-will-go-on-for-longer-too/
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 5 May 2021 04:16 (four years ago)
I sing the title of this thread to Milky's "The Emperor of Oranges" when I see it
― mark e. smith-moon (f. hazel), Wednesday, 5 May 2021 06:26 (four years ago)