ask c21m50nh3x460n: I appreciate those who answered seriously.

you asked for it, here it is.

let's get him started off with some light ones, warm him up.

hi ilx poster c21m50nh3x460n

hi c21m50nh3x460n, just curious, is the "h" in your name silent?

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090715023043/masseffect/images/4/40/ElcorX2.png

c21m50nh3x460n whereabouts in canada are u from?

should i post the jpg or not?

i'm not sure what you're referring to but let's have a look.

Dear ch-gon, is your residence above the Treeship line?

(http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/1798511495/crimhex-s_normal.jpg)

http://www.motivationblog.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/stay-strong.jpg

c21m50nh3x460n

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joMOOsqjprE

I PLAY DOPE BOY BUT I'M REALLY A ROBBER?

treeship

dear ilx user c21m50nh3x460n,
will you be accompanying ilx user Treeship on his quest to find the portal to secret borad 77?

cool answers

c21m50nh3x460n do you like to make home-made sloppy joes and if you do are there any sort of special spices that you like use in your sauce that make it your "signature recipe," thanks in advance for your reply

c21m50nh3x460n, just type the answer to that question and I'll give you a very special present. What is the only thing to go beyond the limits of our universe?

right. buzza, the fault lies with us for not taking this thread seriously.
i'm going to come up with a good ten questions before the afternoon.

c24151n y u maek threads

Treeship is ok, he doesn't start threads afaik. Idk why ppl feel the need to be starting threads all the time

i'll say i prefer c21m50nh3x460n. he rubs me the wrong way. treeship pulls off that unchallenging animal collective tumblr whites verging on faux naif ilm poster style a bit too flawlessly.

but at least he would be civil enough to answer questions on his ASK TREESHIP thread

Treeship is dayo

i don't see it

should have used brackets obviously

Treeship is dayo

― buzza, Monday, May 6, 2013 2:30 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

hi buzza boo :-*

i'm not dayo

like hell you arent

well I see the ilx bullying squad drove another perfectly fine poster away

it was either him or the group of posters down the other set of tracks

Is he actually 60n3 or just not bothering with his ask thread?

ILX bullying squad: raising standards since 2001

crimson hexagon, if i am not assuming too much with that decipherment, has a nice syllabic flow. i bet it fits nicely into tons of songs, e.g. i eat cannibal, i am iron man

Wait, I thought it was convincingly determined that Crimson Hexagon was, like an agent of a marketing company sent to trick Keith into reprogramming the ILX core and giving him all the secret passwords and our precious eyeball data or whatever. Does he actually post on real threads?!

It's more complicated than that. Both crimson hexagon and myself are time anthropologists, sent from the distant future to study 21st century internet culture.

I think u took a wrong turn somewhere

yeah um instagram is thataway ->

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT8fbd13Y6u0Inkh_0lwGUtSi9OrafRxoSuVM-R7rzBQfwe59Cs

Wait, I thought it was convincingly determined that Crimson Hexagon was, like an agent of a marketing company sent to trick Keith
Yeah that and that he was a self-described "minor writer." Missing Writers

i'll say i prefer c21m50nh3x460n. he rubs me the wrong way. treeship pulls off that unchallenging animal collective tumblr whites verging on faux naif ilm poster style a bit too flawlessly.
Dunno., this is certainly a very concise and cutting description of a certain type of cloying poster style, but I'm starting to warm up to Treeship's shtick, he seems to have some reasonable interesting opinions about music, not too challopsy or cutesy.

yeah, treeship is good people

Also
http://thereyouare.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/left-turn-at-Albuquerque.jpg

I apologise in advance if your joke goes over my head. I'm sure you know it's difficult to gauge people's humour/intent on the Internet. I'm not averse to deadpan, however. Actually, much of my humour is deadpan. With the occasional non sequitur. Okay, a lot of non sequiturs.

The night is darker tonight. And I'm actually quite uninteresting, so I might as well let nature take its course.

hi c21m50nh3x460n, just curious, is the "h" in your name silent?

― Lee626, Thursday, May 2, 2013 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

c21m50nh3x460n whereabouts in canada are u from?

― dylannn, Thursday, May 2, 2013 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Dear ch-gon, is your residence above the Treeship line?

― Blue Yodel No. 9 Dream (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, May 2, 2013 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dear ilx user c21m50nh3x460n,
will you be accompanying ilx user Treeship on his quest to find the portal to secret borad 77?

― Blue Yodel No. 9 Dream (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, May 2, 2013 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Is it like something off of The Man Who Was Thursday by GK Chesterton?

http://socrafty.squidoo.com/files/2013/01/Screen-Shot-2013-01-13-at-10.46.15-PM-300x283.png

hows it goin ch?

It's going, Drugs. Thanks.

How are things with you? How was your weekend?

ch, when will get to see your serious side?

ch, when will get to see your serious side?

― Aimless, Sunday, July 28, 2013 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

:')

do you like hot dogs down hallways?

http://ecmyers.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/animaniacs_beans_survey.jpg

let's not do this

― forbz (Matt P), Friday, November 1, 2013 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm sure a lot of people say the thing about me, "CHEX IS SO...MEHHHH".

― c21m50nh3x460n, Saturday, November 2, 2013 12:49 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

daer c87c897hkhck000nn,

is that how you say your name to yrself?

Nope.

http://i.imgur.com/ukcsN5Q.gif

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/uwlAvsPvPfg/hqdefault.jpg

Sexagon when you were talking about wanting to get into that girl's panties did you just mean so that you could put them on over your trousers and dance around hoping that your boss/supervisor wouldn't walk in, cause if so then I apologise for calling you a creep, uh, kinda

dude check your cisvestite privilege

Sexagon when you were talking about wanting to get into that girl's panties did you just mean so that you could put them on over your trousers and dance around hoping that your boss/supervisor wouldn't walk in, cause if so then I apologise for calling you a creep, uh, kinda

― comic sbans soref (wins), Friday, November 15, 2013 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I wanted to wear them as a hat. It's difficult finding head apparel when you have horns sticking out of your head.

xp k

✓

Now you know what to get me for IL Xor's Secret Santa.

http://hypebeast.com/image/2009/10/where-the-wild-things-are-medicom-toy-figures-4.jpg

crimsonhexagon what is your educational background?

I have an interdisciplinary arts degree and stayed in school way too long.

with which disciplines did you discourse?

'Technically', Ibero-American literature, languages/linguistics, history, philosophy and computer science.

But I studied English literature and Classics (mediaeval history, Latin, etc.) for two years, as well.

What's your educational background, Mordy?

6 years of aramaic, talmud, chassidic philosophy - undergrad in english lit, MA in performance studies (lol)

hah performance studies -- no wonder you think everything you do is an act!

the better question is probably some kind of marc maronesque 'who are your guys,' 'what are your foundational paradigms.' performance studies is in there but it's def not so foundational imo, but maybe anxiety of influence idk.

when you drop yr vitae on people like in the bar or whatever, are they all, 'ok, go on, PERFORM SOMETHING FOR US'

i always assure them that my emphasis was anthropological/theoretical and i am not an artist

"YOU perform. I'll tell you how it's derivative and why it sucked."

you perform, i'll make up something about what it means

HAHAHA. Mordy that is so awesome! You have the best educational background. You also deliver it in the right order. "...aaand an MA in performance studies".

Female dancers are very nice, but so fucked up.

(The ones I've met, I should clarify. Probably just my bad timing.)

http://i.imgur.com/pb2bLtc.jpg

how would you judge someone if you saw this in their home?

probably a career criminal

sorry for answering, I didn't look at whose thread this was

sort of essex gangster thing?

c21m50nh3x460n -- essex is the uk equivalent of north jersey (roughly)

EU isn't entirely the West. You forgot Switzerland and Norway. Also, combining the Antipodes is ignorant of vastly different policies towards their respective indigenous populations, social democracy, etc.

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, June 28, 2016 7:08 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

why ruin a post by applying logic to it

― F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, June 28, 2016 7:22 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you've really come around to the ilx habit of mind, pal

https://www.wsj.com/articles/facebook-probing-how-analytics-firm-shares-public-user-data-1532104502

wha

haha whoa

frogbs
Posted: 6 May 2013 at 13:14:38
well I see the ilx bullying squad drove another perfectly fine poster away

he posted six months ago

BAN CRIMSON HEXAGON

He never stopped posting

Crimson’s a poseur, over and over

lol

The greatest trick chex ever pulled was convincing ilx he was me

Who is this smug cunt show yr face

I call shenanigans

Treesh show yr face

By face i mean post a hello how u doing lyfe update anything

]Crimson Hexagon says on its website it has access to over 1 trillion consumer conversations from social media, forums, blogs and reviews.

ILX has been unusually slow and erratic for me today. The server getting slammed?

https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2018/10/brands-on-social-media/568300/

Steak-umm’s marketing team, I later learned, was trying to recruit followers and fans by casting the verification campaign as a Rust Belt underdog story: a regional frozen-beef company versus social-media hotshots like Wendy’s. The team told me that it had started by enlisting a few comedians and mid-tier celebrities who had mentioned Steak-umm on Twitter. But the process for reaching people like me was more sophisticated. Using a software service called Crimson Hexagon, Nathan Allebach, who manages Steak-umm’s social-media accounts, was able to home in on the geographic locations, interests, and social-media-usage patterns common to the younger audience Steak-umm hoped to connect with on Twitter. The software identified gaming, a sector I work in, as one of those interests—which made me a compelling target. (Many people singled out by brands on Instagram or Twitter may not know how they came to a company’s attention. Part of the answer is sophisticated software. Crimson Hexagon, for example, can identify objects and corporate logos in photos—a Pepsi T‑shirt, say, or a Mr. Coffee coffee maker in the background—enabling companies to discover what someone owns or uses even if the person doesn’t tag a brand.)

where's our cut from this action

oh man, steak-umm's

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/27/d1/b1/27d1b1e751ff85a6448ee016526ba8ed.jpg

*insert Jim Gaffigan steak-umms bit*