Grammar Fiend Poll: Demarcating Subordinate Clauses

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Poll Results

OptionVotes
— (aka em dash, CMOS 4EVAR) 6
– (aka en dash, AP R00LZ) 5
comma (old skule) 5
hyphen (single) 3
semi-colon (I am a disgusting savage) 2
other (I am a disgusting savage) 2
hyphen (double, but this is really an en dash because I'm lazy and Word will do it for me) 0


Gregor Sansa (Leee), Saturday, 4 May 2013 20:30 (twelve years ago)

The em dash is a lazy cheat—but I love her!

Hadrian VIII, Saturday, 4 May 2013 20:45 (twelve years ago)

And when you want a dramatic moment in the middle of your sentence—nothing beats the em dash.

cougars and sneezers (Eazy), Saturday, 4 May 2013 21:12 (twelve years ago)

I worked with an old-school copyeditor who would take out every em dash and replace it with a comma. Seemed puritanical to me. To many dashes make copy look ugly, but used sparingly they give a nice jolt that you just don't get from a comma.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 4 May 2013 21:18 (twelve years ago)

Sorry, too many dashes .... (can't have uncorrected typos in a grammar fiend thread).

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 4 May 2013 21:18 (twelve years ago)

Ah, ellipses! Not that I see that with any regularity in formal writing, but on the Internet... that's another matter.

Gregor Sansa (Leee), Saturday, 4 May 2013 22:04 (twelve years ago)

i def abuse em dashes — they look great as emphatic parentheticals — and commas are just so fucking overused

Mordy, Saturday, 4 May 2013 22:23 (twelve years ago)

Parentheses! Something else I forgot! :(

Gregor Sansa (Leee), Saturday, 4 May 2013 22:26 (twelve years ago)

is there any way to type an em dash on a laptop if you don't have a numeric keypad and thus can't use the usual keyboard shortcut? I usually just google "em dash" and copy the first em dash I see in the search results, lol. it's quicker than using the character map at any rate.

third geir, hang on tight (hongro hongro go faster faster) (unregistered), Saturday, 4 May 2013 22:38 (twelve years ago)

I don't understand why PC keyboards don't have an em dash key.

third geir, hang on tight (hongro hongro go faster faster) (unregistered), Saturday, 4 May 2013 22:39 (twelve years ago)

Does your laptop have the num lock key that you have to old down to use the alternative numpad keys?

Gregor Sansa (Leee), Saturday, 4 May 2013 22:46 (twelve years ago)

i've found it easier - particularly on the internet - to use a single hyphen myself, but when reading i prefer en dashes

'scuse me while i make the sky cum (k3vin k.), Saturday, 4 May 2013 22:48 (twelve years ago)

nope, no num lock key (xpost)

I normally use my own desktop, so the problem doesn't come up very often. it's still annoying tho.

third geir, hang on tight (hongro hongro go faster faster) (unregistered), Saturday, 4 May 2013 23:00 (twelve years ago)

Sorry, I didn't mean num lock, I mean something like the Function/Fn key. Sometimes around the right-hand part of the keyboard (i.e. around jkl) the keys have numbers in a different color, find the control key that matches that color and tap away etc.

Gregor Sansa (Leee), Saturday, 4 May 2013 23:12 (twelve years ago)

oh yeah, that does it! (FN + Alt + 0150)

tbh even when I'm using my desktop I tend to just look for the symbol online rather than keying in the Alt + numpad shortcut.

third geir, hang on tight (hongro hongro go faster faster) (unregistered), Saturday, 4 May 2013 23:21 (twelve years ago)

*0151

third geir, hang on tight (hongro hongro go faster faster) (unregistered), Saturday, 4 May 2013 23:22 (twelve years ago)

or rather, Fn + Alt + MJIJ. it's still convoluted as fuck — and it's no faster than googling — but at least I know how to do it now.

third geir, hang on tight (hongro hongro go faster faster) (unregistered), Saturday, 4 May 2013 23:28 (twelve years ago)

:D

I tend to use a blend of commas, dashes (en or em, depending on the style guide I'm following, though I usually default to en), and parentheses, according to some vague instincts of syntactic hierarchies in the given sentence. I suppose it's a bad habit of mine, making sentences that are so complicated that I have a de facto system to indicate multiple or even nested subordinate clauses.

Gregor Sansa (Leee), Saturday, 4 May 2013 23:31 (twelve years ago)

come on unreg you should know better than to put spaces around em dashes. this is the grammar fiend poll after all, no place for radical anarchist punctuation here

chilli, Sunday, 5 May 2013 01:56 (twelve years ago)

em dash is much overused. commas are much overused, too, but are appropriate for this use.

Aimless, Sunday, 5 May 2013 02:44 (twelve years ago)

this poll doesn't make any sense.

j., Sunday, 5 May 2013 02:48 (twelve years ago)

I am a hueg fan of parentheses when dropping a parenthetical statement into a sentence (of course, as a proponent of such statements I cannot be otherwise).

Aimless, Sunday, 5 May 2013 02:50 (twelve years ago)

commas are underused these days imo

infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Sunday, 5 May 2013 07:25 (twelve years ago)

and god, en dashes in place of em dashes look horrendous

infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Sunday, 5 May 2013 07:26 (twelve years ago)

Hyphens have proliferated in my intra-office emails of late.

Moodles, Sunday, 5 May 2013 07:50 (twelve years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Saturday, 11 May 2013 00:01 (twelve years ago)

i used to use tonnes of parentheses but in the last few years they've been significantly supplanted by the en dash, which i think implies some change in tone but i don't quite know how exactly.

ohmigud (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 11 May 2013 00:08 (twelve years ago)

I remember in my school days something about parenthetical clauses falling out of favor, and kind of buying into that without questioning why.

Gregor Sansa (Leee), Saturday, 11 May 2013 01:14 (twelve years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Sunday, 12 May 2013 00:01 (twelve years ago)

1. Forgot to vote. :\ Would've done en dash probably.

2. Really hoping the two votes for semi colons were loljoeks.

Gregor Sansa (Leee), Sunday, 12 May 2013 00:16 (twelve years ago)

these are all weird things to use for subordinate clauses

the bitcoin comic (thomp), Sunday, 12 May 2013 00:19 (twelve years ago)

Commas do make sense for subordinate clauses sometimes, don't they?

EveningStar (Sund4r), Sunday, 12 May 2013 00:21 (twelve years ago)

yeah. i overuse en dashes. this thread is making me consider switching to the EM but i don't think they're quite as easy to make as the double hyphen en dash

Treeship, Sunday, 12 May 2013 00:26 (twelve years ago)

sorry the "yeah" was in response to the question about commas. they do make sense, and often are a better choice than a dash.

Treeship, Sunday, 12 May 2013 00:27 (twelve years ago)

oh, i forgot commas were an option.

the bitcoin comic (thomp), Sunday, 12 May 2013 00:30 (twelve years ago)

eight years pass...

*bump*

Wile E. Is President (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 5 May 2022 14:12 (three years ago)


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