The Five Word Personal Cultural Review.

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MY DAY SO FAR: Shiver. Shiver. Post. Shiver. Sneeze.

― maura, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

MEGADETH'S 'THE WORLD NEEDS A HERO': Less electronics, more riffs, please!

― maura, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

LUNCH OPTIONS IN MY IMMEDIATE AREA: No wonder Philly's so fat.

― maura, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

THE STROKES: The Interpreters, New York edition.

― maura, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

ON FUCKEDCOMPANY.COM: Reload. Search. Copy. Paste. E-mail.

― maura, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

THE BOREDOMS: Got UP, Logged On, Listened

― anthony, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

MY PRODUCTIVITY TODAY: It's almost one? Oh shit.

― Dan Perry, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

MY PRODUCTIVITY TODAY: It's almost six. Oh shit.

― Tom, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My Day So Far: Yesterday's carbon copy. sticky. faint.

― nathalie (nathalie), Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

MY EVERYDAY PRODUCTIVITY: Damn my need to procrastinate.

― David Raposa, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

HELLO CULTURE:Hmmm nice sideburns, clever man.

― Billy Dods, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

IF I HAD A "REAL" JOB: I would be SO fired.

― David Raposa, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Brain Activity: My thoughts are a gas

― nathalie (nathalie), Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

MY DAY SO FAR: grr, urrh, wha, huh, geez

MONDRIAN: Lines, red, yellow, blue, jazz

― jel, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

THAT SPACE PROGRAMME WITH SAM NIELL: death from space coming soon

― jel, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Still jet-lagged. No prefix.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

LAST NIGHT: Nothing done. Sleep at 3am.

TODAY: Bills, Car cleaning, xeroxing, cramps.

― Sterling Clover, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Wank; wank; wank; wank; wipe.

― matthew james, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

London Night Live - absolutely no cats or dogs!

― DG, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

EVENTS OF THE SUMMER: music, Internet, reading, music, sleep.

EVENTS OF THE DAY: sleep, reading, Internet, music, sleep.

― Lyra, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

my feet stink, i bleed

― Geoff, Tuesday, 14 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Jack Kerouac:on the road. Getting started with your powerbook. The Remains of the Day. All of the books on my desk/bed have five word titles!

― turner, Tuesday, 14 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

meal options at my house: cereal, waffles, pop-tarts, ramen noodles.

― Lyra, Tuesday, 14 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

one year passes...

Terrific thread idea.

― the pinefox, Thursday, 24 April 2003 23:14 (twenty-three years ago)

That's only three words, pinefox.

― rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 25 April 2003 02:59 (twenty-three years ago)

these are the good times

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 25 April 2003 03:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh man, this is like that five-word-horrible-movie thread. I could do this for days.

My day today --

part 1: All Ilxen Have Dirty Minds
part 2: That Steak Is On Sale!
part 3: I Nap Now, So There
part 4: That Steak Is My Dinner!
part 5: Tinker, Tinker, Scribble, Scribble, Fun

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 25 April 2003 03:05 (twenty-three years ago)

these are the good times

actually just the bass line

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 25 April 2003 03:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Doobie Brothers Concert: this sure does explain punk

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 25 April 2003 05:33 (twenty-three years ago)

I awake.
I self-loath.
Driving range. Hit ball 250 yards.
Go to work. Disappointed. No free CDs.
Write story on rugby.
Edit news stories.
Watch hockey and drink.
Drink.
Drink.
Drink.
Drink.
Smoke cigarette.
Drink.
Drink.
Smoke Cigarette.
Taxi.
Home and post.
Self-loathing.

― Bruce Urquhart (Bruce Urquhart), Friday, 25 April 2003 05:36 (twenty-three years ago)

that's more than five words. sorry.
i'll precis.

golf.
work.
drink.
drink.
drink.

― Bruce Urquhart (Bruce Urquhart), Friday, 25 April 2003 05:37 (twenty-three years ago)

My day so far:

WORK! WORK! massage. WORK! WORK!

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Friday, 25 April 2003 18:41 (twenty-three years ago)

my plea to the gods on this day: SUN COME OUT AND STAY!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 25 April 2003 18:47 (twenty-three years ago)

MY DAY AT WORK: fax email post tele drowsy

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 25 April 2003 18:48 (twenty-three years ago)

MY FAVORITE NEW SLANG INTENSIFIER: "Tele drowsy," like "hella drowsy."

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 25 April 2003 18:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Hell is the male species.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 25 April 2003 19:01 (twenty-three years ago)

I meant "tele" like a verb, like "I have to tele this customer", but I like your version MUCH better, cuz I did fall asleep while on hold (why "tele" -> "drowsy" in my post).

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 25 April 2003 19:03 (twenty-three years ago)

WHY 4/25 IS A SPECIAL DAY FOR ME: married five years ago today

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 25 April 2003 19:15 (twenty-three years ago)

I AM GETTING FATTER DAILY

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 25 April 2003 19:16 (twenty-three years ago)

YOU GONNA FINISH THAT PIZZA?

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 25 April 2003 19:17 (twenty-three years ago)

DO IT, PULL BACK STUMP

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 25 April 2003 19:19 (twenty-three years ago)

I meant "tele" like a verb, like "I have to tele this customer", but I like your version MUCH better, cuz I did fall asleep while on hold (why "tele" -> "drowsy" in my post).

Oh, I knew what you meant, but it just looks like the coolest damn adjective. "Dude, was that concert kickin?" "It was mega-kickin." "But was it really kickin?" "I'm telling you, it was TELE kickin." Tele is the new uber/mega/fucking.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 25 April 2003 19:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Happy Five year Anniversary, J0hn!

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Friday, 25 April 2003 19:22 (twenty-three years ago)

thank you Sarah!

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 25 April 2003 19:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Tele radical!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 25 April 2003 19:25 (twenty-three years ago)

TO HOOTIE: IRON MY SHIRT!

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 25 April 2003 20:08 (twenty-three years ago)

ITV's THE CLUB: Oh please, make it stop.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 25 April 2003 20:40 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sticking with 'fucking'

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 25 April 2003 20:42 (twenty-three years ago)

That's because that isn't lube, it's molasses.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 25 April 2003 20:45 (twenty-three years ago)

You say tomato...

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 25 April 2003 20:47 (twenty-three years ago)

congrats on the five yrs john.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 25 April 2003 20:56 (twenty-three years ago)

MY THOUGHTS: Don't loaf! Must clean bedroom.

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 25 April 2003 23:35 (twenty-three years ago)

die die die die die

― ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 25 April 2003 23:41 (twenty-three years ago)

six years pass...

revive thread, eat french toast.

― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 14:52 (sixteen years ago)

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