Would you rather have been in The Police, or walked on the moon?

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Poll Results

Option	Votes
walked on the moon	11
oh joy another premium high quality ILE parody thread	10
The Police	1

― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Thursday, 16 May 2013 16:49 (twelve years ago)

Some may say I'm polling my days away

― a monolithic testament to shiftlessness and lost productivity (dan m), Thursday, 16 May 2013 16:49 (twelve years ago)

see, being in the police never seemed like it was much fun

― i gave ten pounds and all i got was a lousy * (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 May 2013 16:51 (twelve years ago)

write-in vote for "Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!"

― AMERICA IS ABOUT RESSLING (DJP), Thursday, 16 May 2013 16:53 (twelve years ago)

which is now approaching drowning-doe-eyed-girls levels of lazy zing

― i gave ten pounds and all i got was a lousy * (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 May 2013 16:54 (twelve years ago)

dont get me wrong, still great tho

― i gave ten pounds and all i got was a lousy * (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 May 2013 16:54 (twelve years ago)

I feel like it has potential to reach the resulting paste pantheon

― AMERICA IS ABOUT RESSLING (DJP), Thursday, 16 May 2013 16:55 (twelve years ago)

sucking on the resultant paste, yeaaahhh gonna give that one a miss

― i gave ten pounds and all i got was a lousy * (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 May 2013 16:57 (twelve years ago)

being in the Police > walking on the moon > listening to the Beatles > being in the Beatles > listening to the Police

― ḉrut (crüt), Thursday, 16 May 2013 17:02 (twelve years ago)

write-in vote for "Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!"
― AMERICA IS ABOUT RESSLING (DJP), Thursday, May 16, 2013 12:53 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

co-worker: Police in the conference room.
ILXor: Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!
co-worker: o_O

ILXor: Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

― how's life, Thursday, 16 May 2013 17:07 (twelve years ago)

"Get down, Police. Bad dog!"

― Mark G, Friday, 17 May 2013 00:08 (twelve years ago)

so you either have to be Sting, be in a band with Sting or go to the moon?

― Eyeball Kicks, Friday, 17 May 2013 11:10 (twelve years ago)

not much appealing about being in the Police aside from zinging Sting every day

― ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 May 2013 11:22 (twelve years ago)

Fourth member of The Police (trumpet).

― cougars and sneezers (Eazy), Friday, 17 May 2013 11:50 (twelve years ago)

http://www.athleticcapital.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/149435_738943853591_1545780174_n.jpg

― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 17 May 2013 12:28 (twelve years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 00:01 (twelve years ago)

dear ILE: don't zing so close to me

― West Egg Girls (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 03:08 (twelve years ago)

I'd rather be the POLLice

― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 18:07 (twelve years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Thursday, 23 May 2013 00:01 (twelve years ago)

Sting's been on ILX then?

― Mark G, Thursday, 23 May 2013 09:16 (twelve years ago)

I wonder what the results would be if the options were "be Sting" or "be Buzz Aldrin"? I'd choose Sting in that case bc he is younger and will live longer presumably.

― Treeship, Thursday, 23 May 2013 11:52 (twelve years ago)

I voted "The Police" tbh

― ḉrut (crüt), Thursday, 23 May 2013 13:41 (twelve years ago)

I wonder what % of ilxors would have a crippling panic attack if they actually went into outer space. I don't think I could handle it tbh... I'd like to think I could, but I don't even like roller coasters. For that reason I'd prefer -- all things being equal -- to not go to the moon.

― Treeship, Thursday, 23 May 2013 14:21 (twelve years ago)

"premium high quality" is killing me

― Oral Sex in Sharp’s Ridge Park (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 23 May 2013 14:54 (twelve years ago)

Actually now I'm not sure. Maybe I'd go to the moon if I was invited.

― Treeship, Thursday, 23 May 2013 15:01 (twelve years ago)

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