new favorite weird shit on the internet: ASMR ROLE PLAY ~ Autonomous sensory meridian response ~

i dont know what the fuck this is but its a thing

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autonomous_sensory_meridian_response

just search "amsr" on youtube and you will find thousands of weird videos of people whispering shit for hours, its unreal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOpfR-uXrdw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MkT-H_AZtA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afe2ZMDo5G0

i guess this american life did a thing on it last month:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9Kpu-x67og

From tshat wiki: A commonly reported stimulus for ASMR is the sound of whispering. As evident on YouTube, a variety of videos and audio recordings involve the creator whispering or communicating with a soft-spoken intonation into a camera or sound recording device.[28][16][29][30]

I don't know man. I've had goosebumps or chills, feeling weak in the knees, when hearing a certain person's voice, someone I didn't have a connection with but it was merely because of the tone and pitch of this person's voice?

It didn't give me "brain orgasms" though. Damnit.

Ok, that This American Life thing actually makes sense tbh, I more or less recognise that.

these videos tho

Seems they are making quite a natural soothing experience into a big thing tho, no?

Yeah those videos are insane.

They should listen to Robert Ashley's Automatic Writing....

Haha OTM. Will probably scare them straight though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRcdrgPA5wI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXwzwYIQl5A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwfyWNnlsjY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYYjZeErFks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv7HN8xPJg4

xpost should re-upload that with "AMSR" in the title

does bob ross get any respect from this community or do they think of him as the shouty painter guy?

the TAL piece in my 2nd post actually uses bob ross as a kind of rosetta stone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTzOYoc7tZU

this american life basically is a guy fetishistically whispering, I can see how they would do a feature on this

it weirds me out! all I can hear is the sounds their mouths make and it gives me the creeps.

this came up in a class I was teaching two months ago; a student had made a piece of musique concrete. after he played it, the whole class was sucked into the vortex going through youtubes of this for about 15 minutes. it's one thing to be sitting at a computer being intimately whispered to, it's another to have it amplified loudly through a class PA and experiencing it theater-style with 20 other kids

it's definitely onto something

'I hope that you will find this video about folding towels informative as well as relaxing'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xNgQTgvtbE

^^ this is the girl mentioned in the TAL thing, the one that sounds like she's got gum or sweets in her mouth. 't Is true. And yet...

xpost

/made a piece of musique concrete out of the compressed/aliasing sounds of whispering sourced from youtubes

that ipod tapping one is really something

i have the exact opposite reaction to garrison keilor, but a lot of the descriptions sound eerily similar, except unpleasant.

there was an interview with an asmr videomaker on the hairpin just the other day: http://thehairpin.com/2013/05/something-quiet-something-just-for-you

(her concern with balancing out the gender makeup of her viewers was pretty interesting, to me)

sorry sorry i mean ASMRtist

i was about to start a thread on this, ~whisperers~ i love this stuff. all these ppl practising the art of gentleness, producing these peculiar hypnotic folk noise videos with extreme care. i've had this sensation for years, i remember a childhood piano teacher set them off in a major way, & it's amazing to find this huge online community producing all this stuff. i respond to quite a lot of this stuff, but i love how specific some ppl's triggers are; one of my friends only really gets it w/ paper sounds/page turning. there's loads of things on youtube that border on this too - certain pronunciation videos, games tutorials, hypnosis vids - the format is perfect for it. otoh there's something odd about these extremely meticulously produced homages to the sensory properties of objects/sounds&c., which are then digitized & broadcast to a totally passive audience.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTUgKKdRyt4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5hJn-KCrxo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OymzRMKqowM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRQp3C824e4

not sold on this hat, but

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TZdaqmz44M

anyway, i get the tingle, the videos do have an addictive quality, but i have no idea what's in it for the people who produce them. some of them are outrageously prolific, uploading dozens of videos a month, and i'm not clear what kick they get out of doing their role-plays &c.

what would john cage say

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFJZPowP2l0

feel like this is a viral campaign for some scifi movie, ive been fooled before

the overlap w/ music is interesting to me. especially w/ solo instrumentalists & free improv. it's a shame most of the asmr stuff has such bad sound quality. listening to some toshimaru nakamura atm & it's not far off at all.

would be so amazing to see an asmr film in a cinema. there could be specialist theatres for them, rather than seedy porn cinemas they'd be very clean, well-maintained, tastefully decorated, staffed entirely by whispering ushers who would take great care ripping your ticket.

you'd be really happy if you got to sit next to someone who was unwrapping sweets one by one.

oh I get this!! mostly with the measured speaking voices of slightly sticky-throated old men as they plough through some choice literature

think the most profound example, though, is Alpha Soixante. hairs on neck, standin'

the music-y stuff reminds me of all sorts of deep listening, lowercase, field record-y stuff that is fantastic, need to start ripping some of these i think

the sound of writing also does this for me

yayyy thanks ilx

Ppl have been talking about neck-hairs standing and spines tingling in response to sounds forever, thank god someone finally came up with an entirely stupid name for it

Dig these vids tho, a friend hipped me to this last year but I'd forgotten it

somehow never heard the term lowercase before, this feels like a key discovery. what's amazing to me about the asmr stuff is that this entirely DIY medium has sprung up so quickly & on such a huge scale, & it's all mnstrm ppl w/ no connection to any of the underground stuff it's reminiscent of.

you need to find good youtube channels to follow. ppl w/ good microphones or whose voice you like &c. tempted to try and make a video.

Steve Roden is yr guy to check out for the world of lowercase

http://www.ubu.com/sound/roden.html

been very into that this week

i think i might spend some time overlaying some of these ASMR soundtracks in Audacity

judging by his album covers I think I am going to be a fan. ubuweb is such a gold mine.

you should! keep it nice & clean, sparse. i remember ages ago dominique leone reviewed/enthused about a large & prohibitively expensive boxset of improvised electronic music from japan in which he described one of the tracks as sounding like someone gently sorting through some marbles in a drawer, which always struck me as a v enticing description, and now i can binge to my heart's content...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJHnSffH5UM

aren't these basically fetish films? they remind me of those wordless compilations of close-ups of different feet walking, stepping, etc

are you guys down with the binaural solfeggio frequency underground? cuz thats a whole nother world within worlds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgbDoakV40M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsrjvN9BXAE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfeB3lvcyIc&list=PL6dwRkxIh74kYuyoye3ColMStjjSvfo3N

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7sHjv6QthQ

as far as the whisper people go, i have kind of a natural aversion to mouth sounds and when someone whispers in my ear i freak out a little. could never take that sinead o'connor a capella song where i can just hear her mouth and throat making noises. automatic writing DOES freak me the fuck out. but i'm all for field recordings of pencils and marbles. there are certainly a zillion avant garde records and CDs that do similar things and i dig those too. just remember you CAN try that kind of thing at home. anyone can make great ambient recordings with a decent recording device. its fun.

haterz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfftTrmhhzo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcgWtQF_3dc

i dig solfeggio musiks but if you go down that youtube road you end up watching too many ben stiller skits that are not actually ben stiller skits. and then i kinda wiah i could just pick up some choice tunes at the newage store.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiBsczafvaA

god if this thread didn't have 'weird shit' in the title i could have sworn it was a sebastien chikara joint

Miranda does an ASMR bank robbery. dying at this one. dying. amazing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okqbL9ZZQaM

this is the only ASMR vid you need

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEpMx561Hxs

No, I need this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlRtKga7sv8

thread finally delivering

The spaghet one fucking killed me

Another comedy take. Has Limmy tried his hand at this yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiSsuTG6Axw

anybody done this one?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=34&v=IUDTlvagjJA

by the way i tried a pair of these today:
https://www.bose.co.uk/en_gb/products/frames.html

and listening to the above clip (Virtual barbershop) was FUCKING FREAKY. literally a second after i had hit play, even though i knew exactly what i was doing, and exactly what i was about to hear, i TURNED MY HEAD the fuck around to MAKE SURE that the sounds weren't being made by something actually in the room. the guys showing it to me explained that because with the glasses nothing is on your ears, the sounds of the real world aren't getting filtered out, so it's much easier to fool your brain that the recorded sounds are integrated into the actually-existing soundscape. it isn't always what you would want i guess - often it's great to block out the sound of public transportation, etc - but... dawg. and then of course it's a whole nother level with head tracking - you turn your head and the sound of the crackling fire (or whatever) appears to stay in the same place in relation to you...

feel ashamed by how much i want those

Well, I know what I'm buying in a year or two when the prices get reduced/competing manufacturers put out less expensive versions of the product. Hell, I'm hoping Skullcandy comes out with an equivalent product because I find their items to be more within my price range and I already use their wireless headphones on the regular. Wow.

BTW, one of my good friends has a friend (whom I've befriended on FB) who's getting her own ASMR channel off the ground. Here's one of her videos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oONC4qJmM5U

I like Dr. Dmitri's eye, ear, and cranial nerve examination videos, they calm me down, especially the ear one (with headphones), I know they aren't real but they are soothing to me

It's def the mouth sounds that are the creepiest with ASMR vids.

dee already mentioned mukbang in March but wtf (don't worry, it's not porn)

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=mukbang+asmr

feel ashamed by how much i want those

Kim Richards vs. Eileen Davidson and Lisa Rinna in Amsterdam ASMR pic.twitter.com/CW5zfp9TL4

— T. Kyle 🏳️‍🌈 (@tkylemac) June 14, 2019

i don't know who any of those people are but i love it

Kim Richards = former child star turned "Real Housewives" reality TV star.
Lisa Rinna = former TV star turned "Real Housewives" reality TV star.
Eileen Davidson = IDK. Ok, apparently she was a former soap opera star turned "Real Housewives" reality TV star.

So it looks like this is a clip from a scene from whatever version of "Real Housewives" starred all three of those people. IDK and honestly couldn't care less now I know the probable source. Yeah, I'm an ASMR snob.

lol

I'm mesmerized by the ASMR erotic stuff, straight and gay, it's all kind of amazing

just love the sound of a voice more than anything

the bbc have tracked down and interviewed the welsh stone carver from one of the most classic unintentional asmr videos https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-wales-48724352/asmr-welsh-stone-carver-is-unintentional-youtube-star

"my voice - and this is what is so embarrassing - seems to calm people down!"

Bless 'im, lovely man.

it's interesting how many of the best unintentional asmr videos feature older people, I wonder if asmr is in part a reaction against a trend towards higher energy & higher anxiety communication

makes sense to me, i hate the Youtuber near-shouting all the time style

Yeah, Frankie MacDonald really grinds my gears.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYdmJDQKYcw

(just kidding - love that guy)

he seems like a good guy :)

was thinking about how hard it was to watch vids about video games for example without subjecting myself to some Poochy-face ironic shouter for hours on end

Tempted to put this in the youtubers who aren't terrible thread to get it even more exposure, but here it goes for now. This is glorious stuff:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RidKpZEJj4E

that is absolutely wonderful, subscribed

thank you

ah, the double-wave

The first episode is very good, but that second one is indeed especially wonderful. Thanks to a pal on thee dreaded fb for originally sharing it a few days ago. I've never encountered Purim before, so those parts are particularly fascinating, without interrupting the relaxing zen vibe.

i fucking LOVE this video, thank you for sharing it

This is low-key the greatest YouTube video ever made

A philosopher reflects on ASMR.

The ASMR videos I most enjoy are intimacy porn. They elicit the pleasures of intimacy without the difficulties and burdens characteristic of its genuine instances—in short, those associated with the presence of another vulnerable, hungering person.

this articulates my experience

i like some of the haircut ones with binaural electric clippers action. v relaxing.

that was a good essay Euler, thanks

my...pleasure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVcx29q3ey4

https://www.cineworld.co.uk/static/en/uk/blog/christmas-cineworld-asmr-film-dreaming-of-stars

hell yeah brother

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lsershh4uVQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8iLJxjZDdg

unintentional asmr videos are all the rage. this is the champion according to fans. people have watched it hundreds of times.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXqIuvav5hY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H2ELl2ZMDg

i think this is my favorite unintentional asmr, or the one of Bjork taking apart her television
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M68e7C2yO2g

also Haiying Yang is the queen of this

This one is all time even though it’s very off the cuff. Doesn’t hurt that he’s a handsome guy who speaks my language but his hand gestures put it over the top.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxF4-nOJrJ4