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I just have an email address, I realise this is very puerile but I'm feeling puerile.

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 29 September 2002 18:45 (twenty-three years ago)

the answer is obv. become the nigerian minister of finance or some such.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 29 September 2002 18:53 (twenty-three years ago)

aren't there websites that will do this for you? i'd do a search, ronan.

― mark p (Mark P), Sunday, 29 September 2002 19:00 (twenty-three years ago)

do you mean mail bombing? i know how but i'm not telling. go for a walk in the park instead.

― hamish (hamish), Monday, 30 September 2002 06:15 (twenty-three years ago)

It's illegal, my friend.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 30 September 2002 06:29 (twenty-three years ago)

it's not illegal everywhere and i doubt there are many places you could get convicted for it. but its obnoxious and childish everywhere.

― hamish (hamish), Monday, 30 September 2002 06:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Well if Ronan's in the UK or the USA, it's illegal.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 30 September 2002 06:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Or Australia for that matter. Mail bombing essentially constitutes denial of service, which is considered pretty nasty behaviour by the law.

And besides, can't you just smite them with your incredible wit, Ronan?

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 30 September 2002 06:41 (twenty-three years ago)

or make them a mixtape?

― mark s (mark s), Monday, 30 September 2002 08:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I decided on smiting them with my "incredible wit", some guy sent me a massive smart assed email after I mailed the Journalism classes at college basically being an arse, so after a bit of deliberation I just fired the email back to everybody I'd sent the original one to and took the piss a bit, I mean he'd only sent it to me and I was willing to gamble he'd rather his class etc not knowing he's sending 400 words of random bile to people he doesn't know.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 30 September 2002 08:33 (twenty-three years ago)

I think the publishing of private emails is immoral if not illegal.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 30 September 2002 08:38 (twenty-three years ago)

I can live with the guilt.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 30 September 2002 08:58 (twenty-three years ago)

I think what you did is fine. Expose the buffon for what he is!

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 30 September 2002 09:02 (twenty-three years ago)

"buffoon" even.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 30 September 2002 09:02 (twenty-three years ago)

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http://www.avrupa2000.com/images/resimler/italya/buffon.jpg

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― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 30 September 2002 09:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Somehow I knew.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 30 September 2002 18:35 (twenty-three years ago)

one month passes...

all whoosies

― pute, Sunday, 10 November 2002 12:10 (twenty-three years ago)

four months pass...

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― Agusto@zenbank.zzn.com, Wednesday, 9 April 2003 22:04 (twenty-two years ago)

eight months pass...

No one can spam me.

― Tomi Pienimaki, Monday, 29 December 2003 12:56 (twenty-two years ago)

what

― adriaan, Tuesday, 6 January 2004 22:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Your name isn't Aja.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 03:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Spam me up my juicy ass

― Fraser Booth, Monday, 12 January 2004 14:20 (twenty-two years ago)

ContactHosting@tom.com
Support@1ccms.com

― Support@1ccms.com, Wednesday, 14 January 2004 10:24 (twenty-two years ago)

ron@drdoodle.com

― ron@drdoodle.com, Thursday, 15 January 2004 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)

send me some spam please.

― mike gage, Sunday, 18 January 2004 03:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Hi - This is a very interesting Newsgroup.
Thanks,
Mr Spammy

― , Sunday, 25 January 2004 15:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I loke Microsoft - Its Kewl!

― Mr SpamMan, Sunday, 25 January 2004 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)

please could I have some spam please?

― Spam me, Sunday, 25 January 2004 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)

spam me

― bob, Tuesday, 27 January 2004 21:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Best thread ever.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 01:33 (twenty-two years ago)

― , Thursday, 29 January 2004 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Ripped me off of $70

― Mr Needs Spam, Tuesday, 3 February 2004 01:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Hello,

I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2003. Upon arriving here my dimensional warp generator stopped working. I trusted a company here by the name of LLC Lasers to repair my Generation 3 52 4350A watch unit, and they fled on me. I am going to need a new DWG unit, prefereably the rechargeable AMD wrist watch model with the GRC79 induction motor, four I80200 warp stabilizers, 512GB of SRAM and the menu driven GUI with front panel XID display.

I will take whatever model you have in stock, as long as its received certification for being safe on carbon based life forms.

In terms of payment: I dont have any Galactic Credits left. Payment can be made in platinum gold or 2003 currency upon safe delivery of unit.

Please transport unit in either a brown paper bag or box to below coordinates on Monday July 28th at (exactly 3:00pm) Eastern Standard Time on the dot. A few minutes prior will be ok, but it cannot be after. If you miss this timeframe please email me.

Latitude N 42.48018 & Longitude W 071.15503 and the Elevation is 96. WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO TRANSPORT ITEM BY REGULAR MEANS OF TELEPORTATION. THEY ARE MONITORING AND WILL REDIRECT THE SIGNAL!! I DO NOT CARE HOW YOU HAVE TO GET IT HERE, JUST DO IT IN A WAY THAT NO SPYING EYES WILL POSSIBLY BE ABLE TO REDIRECT THE TRANSFERENCE. IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU BE ABLE TO MONITOR THE TRANSFER.

Although those coordinates are a secure guarded area, these channels through email are never secure. Unfortunately it is the only form of communication I have right now.

After unit has been sent please email me at: info@federalfundingprogram.com with payment instructions. Do not reply directly back to this email.

Thank You

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― Jon Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 3 February 2004 01:39 (twenty-two years ago)

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― asdfghj, Friday, 6 February 2004 03:26 (twenty-two years ago)

― Candice Kelly, Sunday, 8 February 2004 02:32 (twenty-two years ago)

RE: you owe me bigtime

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 8 February 2004 02:39 (twenty-two years ago)

send me more spam.

― Mary lovespam, Tuesday, 10 February 2004 19:22 (twenty-two years ago)

asdASD

― DSAASD, Wednesday, 11 February 2004 04:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Please don't spam me

― Benny, Wednesday, 18 February 2004 17:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Hi!

― Hey, hi everyone, Friday, 20 February 2004 15:03 (twenty-two years ago)

well here we go:
http://www.google.com/search?q=%22how+can+I+spam+someone%22&hl=en&lr=&ie=ISO-8859-1

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 20 February 2004 23:04 (twenty-two years ago)

haha notifications were sent succesfully.

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 20 February 2004 23:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Please put me on your mailing lists...

― Smeagol, Wednesday, 3 March 2004 13:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Please put me on your mailing lists...

― Smeagol, Wednesday, 3 March 2004 13:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Please put me on your mailing lists...

― Smeagol, Wednesday, 3 March 2004 13:56 (twenty-two years ago)

This is some kind of virtual masochism thread, right? Or are there like a million students all doing their thesis on spam?

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 14:36 (twenty-two years ago)

the easiest way to get people spammed, is you know when you get those spam that says "CLICK HERE TO BE TAKEN OFF THE MAILING LIST" and you enter your email address, shit, I clicked on one of those once. The spam increased TEN FOLD.

I was such a fool. But this can be used to effectively get someone else spammed if you enter someone you hate's email address in)

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 14:47 (twenty-two years ago)

i want screwing silly, come on big boys

― elaine hackett, Wednesday, 3 March 2004 22:37 (twenty-two years ago)

everybody stop whining about "oh oh its illegal... call the po.."

If you dont like it, click delete.

SPAM ME BEETCHES

p.s. i love you all

― Jasper Poopbottom, Tuesday, 16 March 2004 11:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Spamming is a DOS attack and its not right, i know there are assholes in dis world but why lower urself to their level?

― LAlalaala, Wednesday, 17 March 2004 00:44 (twenty-two years ago)

this not dis ....................
yourself not urself...........

bloody freaks........

― Jasper Poopbottom, Wednesday, 17 March 2004 12:14 (twenty-two years ago)

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