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How to Be Awesome in 4th Grade

hey are u tierd of being a loser well this will toads help (girl)

Steps

1. get a very cute bf ask him out and there good luck.
2. wear very fashonable clothes some good stores are justice,areopostale,abrecrombie,clares,and khols.
3. walk like your balanceing exsept w/o the airplane arms
4. wear cool acessories you can usally buy them @ clares
5. be nice its not gonna hurt
6. be confident its ok to stand up for yourself once in a while
7. make your song of the year pick a song memorize your lyrics and test your vocals
8. kick the bullies outta school
9. talk text lol wtf idk
10. have lots of good and loyal friends some of mine r ashanti liz alyssa madison just 2 name a few

Warnings

dont pick wrong bffs
no pickin ur nose or hands in ur pants

Things You'll Need

groomin pack
sweetness

that is all good advice for how to stop being a loser (girl).

How to Trick Your 12 Year Old Sister Before Bedtime at the Age of 8

Have you ever tricked a 12 year old sister before? If you haven't read this.

Steps

1. First when your sister goals to the toilet go next to the bathroom door.
2. when your sister comes outs jump out and say something eg boo or raaaaaaa.
3. But don't do it all the time cues she will know

Tips

Don't make alot of noise
dont do it every day cues she will know where you are
don't wake someone up cues you might get in trouble

Warnings

if your loud you might wake someone up when they are sleeping and might get into trouble

http://www.wikihow.com/Attract-a-Sporty-Girl-when-You-Are-Not-Into-Sports

This article will tell you how to attract a sporty girl, when you are not into sports.

Steps

1. When asking her out, do so romantically and kindly. It will make up for not liking sports as much as she does.
2. Try your best to like at least one sport. This will definitely help you. If she asks whats your favorite sport, you won't have to lie.
3. Always think of her first over anyone. She will like that, especially if she is a bit competitive. Ask her for her number and tell your mom you wanna call her and invite her over to hangout or something.
4. Ask your mom if she will take you guys out to lunch together somewhere. She probably will, so you just need to get the girl to!
5. Have a sense of humor. This can definitely help you, because girls are often attracted to guys who are funny.

Tips

Be nice to her.

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How to Deal With People Who Swear when You Do Not

This article will tell you how to deal with people around you who swear a lot.

Steps

1. Ask them to stop. This is the first step to getting them to stop. If this didn't work go straight on to step two. If they do stop, your problem is hopefully solved.
2. Ignore them. Block out all the noise they are making by maybe listening to music or moving into a place where you cannot hear them.
3. Move away. Go into another room and SHUT THE DOOR. This will most likely work and you will not hear them. If this does not work...
4. Go into another place completely. You could go outside if you were inside or inside if you were outside.
5. If they are REALLY annoying you, report them to the manager of the facility you are in (if they are available) or tell an adult around you.

Tips

Gentle reminders to stop the habit can be helpful, not score counting or lectures.
Try not to make anyone angry when you say things to people.
Try to avoid the situation that you think will bring to the swearing.

How to React Immaturely when Someone Insults You

Are you sick of when people have annoyed you, and then you don't know what to say and people laugh at you? Well with this guide, you can learn how to get people laughing at the person who insulted you, or give them a taste of their own medicine.

Steps

1. Don't listen. This really can work sometimes. For example: Person: You are such a loser! You (to your friend): Do you hear something?
2. Send their insult back at them. For example: Person: "You are such a loser." You: "If I'm a loser, then I'd hate to know what you are!" However, retaliating often results in an argument that nobody wins and makes you the lesser person. And it is usually what they want to happen.
3. Use the one line that almost never fails: "You wanna bet?" If they say yes, go up to someone and ask them if they think you are whatever the person said you are or do. For example: Person: "You are so gay!" You: "You wanna bet?" Person: "Yeah, OK!" You: (go up to someone and say): "Do you think I'm gay?" And then you can take it from there. Beware - the other person may agree and you'll end up a laughing stock.
4. Say,"It takes one to know one." And smile smugly.
5. Pretend they are a breeze. When they talk say "Is there a wind in here?" and "There it is again!" and "It's coming from right over there (point to person); that's so weird!" If you're on a bus with no open windows say "There are no open windows - where is that breeze coming from?".
6. If you're near your friends, and only one guy's making fun of you, just start telling him every fault that he has. This is definitely useful when with a group of friends who will back you up.
7. If you're as powerful as the guy, and have people that you know will back you up, ask him if he wants to take it outside. He'll probably back down or not show at all.
8. If you are known for being strong, you can step towards them and say 'back off', or 'do you really want to annoy me?' If they think they're stronger than you, this may not work, but if not... Go for it, you aren't doing ANYTHING except reminding them that you're strong and won't accept bullying.
9. Make him/her understand he's worse. For example, if he/she says "you're a loser", tell him/her "You say that!", or "Told by you, it's a compliment!"

Tips

Have a punch line, for when you have sent their insult back at them, "Ooooh burn!" always works

Sometimes, if you do it too often you will look like a loser, have a sort of salute, maybe, punching the air, spinning around or copying the sort of salute a famous person does. For example, I either do the DX sign or Mick Foley's salute if your into wrestling.

Act "cool" stand there with sort of raised eyebrows and a small but winning smile, sort of to say "I'm better than you." And if you are standing against a wall, lean against it.

http://www.wikihow.com/Stop-a-Wedding

We've all seen the movies where a person halts a wedding in progress in order to get back the one they truly love. In reality though, halting a wedding from going ahead - for any reason - is a very delicate situation that can easily backfire on you and spoil a significant day. If you believe you're justified in doing so, however, here are some suggestions for going about stopping a wedding with class and dignity.

Method 2 of 2: At the Wedding

1. Be very cautious about "crashing" a wedding. If you were not able to contact the bride or groom beforehand, and you are sure that you want to proceed, find out the location of the wedding. Unless you have been invited, you will have to find out where the wedding ceremony is to be held, and the exact time. Ask family members or mutual friends if it doesn't appear too suspicious, or perhaps check the wedding notices in the local newspaper.
2. Prepare your speech. If you're going to put a stop to something that has taken months to prepare and probably even longer to agree to, what you have to say needs to be incredibly compelling. Writing out a speech, rehearsing it, and learning it by heart are absolute necessities to overcome nerves and to project it from the heart.
Build an effective case.

• Keep it brief but powerful.
• Give reasons why the person you love is marrying the wrong person (and, if your reasoning stems from this, why it should be you instead).
• Express your undying devotion to the bride or groom (if you're breaking up the marriage for romantic reasons).

• If the wedding is outdoors, keep a good distance until the bride has walked the aisle.

• At this point you must immediately provide a reason why your the groom/bride must not marry the other person. This is where your well-rehearsed speech will ensure that you sound convincing and will help prevent you from coming across as weak, crazy, or insecure.
• Some weddings no longer include this phrase. Unless you are sure this wedding does it might simply be better to talk to your love ahead of time.

• Exit the wedding without making a fuss. You've probably already caused enough emotional trauma for the guests present (which is why it is exceedingly important to always think long and hard before going through with this).
• Have a taxi waiting, or your car, ready to make a fast exit.
• If you need to speak with your beloved, wait until after the honeymoon and send an email or text asking to meet up.

• Have a get-away car prepared so that the bride or groom doesn't have to face the embarrassment of his or her friends and family.

Warnings

• Objecting to a marriage is risky and your odds of pulling it off are slim at best.
• If you really respect and care about this person, talk to him/her ahead of time in private. Speaking up for the first time at the wedding in front of a crowd of people can be a very hurtful, impolite way to handle the situation.
• Your 'beloved' may hate you.
• You should try your best to work out any potential issues with your "beloved" before the day of the wedding. If you can't talk to the person and air your concerns, you should take that as a sign that breaking up the wedding is not the correct course of action.
• In many weddings in this day and age the officiant does not ask if anyone objects.
• In attempting to steal a soon-to-be spouse away, you will face the anger of their family and friends. If you attempt to break up a wedding, you may well ensure continuing hatred from your "beloved" and everybody else involved.
• Unless you want to face immediate repercussions or you're dealing with a very understanding family, it might be a good idea to move to a different part of the country afterward. You should have a job and place to live in mind before you depart.
• Seek psychological counsel. What you are suggesting is rare, not normal, and will cause life-changing memories for everyone in the room. You may also want legal counsel -- if you make any negative remarks about another person, you're likely to be sued for slander.

Really like the way they slipped in "seek psychological counsel" at the end there

Things You'll Need

• -*Prepared speech
• -*Wedding details

Always wondered if there was any uptick in wedding objections after that Taylor Swift song a few years ago.

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can this be a vox thread too?

http://www.vox.com/2014/6/24/5823972/how-dates-got-so-complicated

• A date involves two people who are meeting in person
• A date has no time restriction, and there's no rule that short dates are better than longer dates
• Someone paying for the date usually signifies that you are on a date

http://www.wikihow.com/Tell-if-Someone-Is-Being-Sarcastic

* An example of highly positive language would be: "That's the most gorgeous hat I've ever seen!" when the speaker really means, "No, I do not like that hat."
* An example of highly negative language would be: "Well that's one way to really blow an exam!" as opposed to, "Congratulations on your top grade."[1]

* When English speakers express sarcasm with the word "Thanks!", they often use a nasal tone.
* Some researchers say that this nasal tone shows a connection between sarcasm and extreme disgust.[2]

* If you aren't sure, just ask if they were joking.
* Also try asking the sarcastic person to give you a signal when they are being sarcastic. For example: they could wink any time they make a sarcastic comment.

http://www.wikihow.com/Call-911

* 3. Call 911. Pick up the receiver and dial 911. Be aware that, sometimes, it takes time for the phone to route to the correct answering point. Do NOT hang up if you do not connect immediately!!

Do not practice calling 911 using the actual 911 number. You can make an emergency call only when a real emergency occurs.

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1. get a very cute bf ask him out and there good luck.

Love this.

Oh bloody hell.
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Your hot pink sweater vest or bright blue collared shirt might be fashionable in Minneapolis, but it won't fly in Budapest.

that seems so unusually specific I wonder if there is a back-story involving personal experience

In Europe, a fork and knife are used differently than in the US. If you are right-handed, eat with the fork in the left hand and the knife in the right. Europeans cut each bite individually with the knife in the right hand and the fork in the left hand, and rest their arms midway between wrist and elbow

Erm... do they not do this in the US? I vaguely recall reading an odd World Book article about how merricuns swap knives and forks but passed it off as an old book.

yeah, what the heck are you all up to?

Good thread.

http://www.wikihow.com/React-to-an-Ugly-Baby

Go all ga ga and just make baby noises. Say something like "Aw, goo, who's a liddle baby den, coochy coochy coo, look at you!" Total nonsense baby talk can maneuver you right around the issue of ugliness. And it can alleviate your guilt knowing you look like a complete idiot doing baby talk, thereby deflecting the awkward moment of lack of praise into a moment of self-deprecating behavior.

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Have you ever been upset because your little sister or brother knew what you were saying? Possibly you just do not think what your parent thinks is right. Whatever the case may be, this is the article for you!

Steps
1.Think of what you want the culture to be called. Make it different and cool. If you want to make up a totally different way of life, you could make a language
2. Make up a good lie you know. No one knows for sure what religion is true; we just know that we think is true.
3. Spread the belief. Type up a bible of made up stories including the big lie of the main person you worship for your belief.
4. Act like you really love the belief you really think it. Your cultrue should be as big as a belief as Christian or Hindu.

Tips
• If you want to make a language, make sure it sounds cool. Try not to make it like gibberish, and make sure you do not sound like a crazy person.
• Try to have fun!

Warnings
• Depending on your language or culture, people might think you are crazy so make it cool and sense.

How to Wrestle with Your Dad

This wikiHow is about how to wrestle with your father.

Steps
1. Ask your dad to start on the ground. He will agree since he is presumably larger than you.
2. If you have younger or older sisters/ brothers, use them as a diversion while you attack him.
3. By the time he is worn out, you will be dead weight, but your little sisters/brothers are so hyperactive, they will still attack him.
4. While your sisters/brothers are attacking dad, this is your time to rest and get some water.
5. When your at full power (for being dead weight) attack him and you just might win
6. Celebrate your victory with some ice cold water.

Tips
• Here's a tip, make sure he doesn't expect the ice cold water move.

Warnings
• Don't fight too hard or you could harm you brothers, sisters or anyone around you.

How to Like a Fifth Grade Girl

Hello folks. Read this if you're in fifth grade.

Steps
1. Have mints so your breath smells good. Brush your teeth before you leave the house too.
2. Have a good hair cut and shower often.
3. Talk to her sometimes.
4. Try to find out from her fiends whether she likes you or not. Or just happen to be around he a lot and eavesdrop.
5. Be funny.
6. Try to get her and some friends to go to the movies.
7. Try to put your arm around her.
8. Ask her if she likes you.
9. Kiss her you idiot!
10. Dont bring up sex unless she seems cool with it.

GOOD LUCK!

Tips
• Give her candy and ask her to be your valentine.

Warnings
• Don't be a tease. This will make a girl dislike you.

in some cases the dad might yell in ur face about making a move on his daughtr not good

How to Isolate Your Boyfriend o_O

How to Be a Maggot

The Term "Maggot" doesn't mean those icky little creatures, no, they mean you are the heaviest-metal type of fan. The term "Maggot" came from the drummer from Slipknot, Joey Jordison. He created it for a fan, and then it caught on.

Steps
1. Listen To Metal Bands Like: Slipknot, Murderdolls, Lamb of god, kOrn and other artists.
2. Wear shirts, hats and other clothing.
3. Don't let being a maggot let your grades go down. Being a Maggot can be cool, but good grades will help the parents buy you CD's and other Band Items.
4. Don't be a low Maggot, like a series of bands, you can have a favorite, but if you like one, you'll never find another (Slipknot and Disturbed are cool.)
5. If you go to concerts, don't get into fights.
6. Have a specific band member that you like
7. Learn an instrument. Drums and guitar is the first thing. But if you like Nu-Metal, learn Turn-Tables.
8. Start a band! What a better way to become a maggot!

Tips
• Maggots look scary, with the face paint and the fauxhawks, you can be a maggot and still look like you.
• The Maggot will find you. If you force yourself to be a maggot, you won't like yourself at all.
• Don't listen to crap-metal. Stuff that only goes "YYYYAAAAAAAHHHHHH" isn't that good. Metal with actual lyrics are insane.
• If your parents ask you, "why do you like Metal so much? It's for idiots!"
• Say "why do you listen to (they're genre of music)?" and you will stop them straight in their tracks. If you think that's going too far, simply say "Why don't you?"

Warnings
• Going to concerts sound like fun, but it can hurt. At every concert, the chances are a moshpit will happen several times .
• Don't let the Maggot bring you grades down, that isn't cool.
• Don't use drugs!