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Poll Results

Option	Votes
'What do we tell our kids now?'	2
Mother Nature going to extremes	2
Teen's execution caught on camera	1
Ft. Hood suspect: I did it for the Taliban	1
Gov blames school woes on moms	1
Nye explains "widest tornado' ever	1
Democrats rip Christie's election plan	0
Dow ends Tuesday win streak	0
Flooding causes second levee breach	0
American allegedly gang-raped in India	0
OSU president to retire after gaffes	0
NEW Same-sex couple voted 'cutest'	0
Proof: sunscreen reduces skin aging	0
First lady clashes with heckler	0
Republican: 'Debilitating stupidity'	0
Mom fights man trying to grab kid	0

― polyphonic, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 06:49 (twelve years ago)

i think it has to be "Teen's execution caught on camera"

― dylannn, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 06:53 (twelve years ago)

the tone is lighthearted youtube description, caught on camera suggesting some minor mischief
but it's actually just a kid being shot in the head by someone he's never met before while he lies on a sidewalk in east oakland.

― dylannn, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 07:00 (twelve years ago)

That one is pretty good but is it better than 'What do we tell our kids now?'

― polyphonic, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 07:05 (twelve years ago)

yes.

the only challenger is "Nye explains "widest tornado' ever,"
which i thought said 'wildest' until i copied and pasted it just now
i have no idea what bill nye is doing right now but i imagine him in his blue science jacket green screen flying over oklahoma desctruction and pausing on that picture of the filthy dead dog in the wreckage of a smashed house and making a dog pun joke about the tornado. i'm not good at this but "now let's see why this tornado's bite was worse than its bark." ??????????? but i'm sure it's far more restrained and he's dressed appropriately

― dylannn, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 07:10 (twelve years ago)

no, i just watched it. this tom foreman guy pays off, though. he shows us what will happen when the new giant tornadoes hit washington dc. bill nye never uses the phrase "widest tornado" or "widest tornado ever."

― dylannn, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 07:15 (twelve years ago)

It definitely was a wide tornado.

― polyphonic, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 07:40 (twelve years ago)

i've seen wider.

― dylannn, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 08:00 (twelve years ago)

nfw it's "what do we tell our kids now?" i mean, waht do we tell them?

i just heard little footsteps at 2:20 AM MDT, so right now, im gonna tell one of them to get the fuck back in bed

― give life back to old guys (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 08:21 (twelve years ago)

"Gov blames school woes on moms" is the most headliney of all these headlines, bcz it most resembles a sentence put into a trash compactor.

― Aimless, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 18:10 (twelve years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Thursday, 13 June 2013 00:01 (twelve years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Friday, 14 June 2013 00:01 (twelve years ago)

Man was I ever high when I made this poll.

― polyphonic, Friday, 14 June 2013 00:02 (twelve years ago)

But we thank you.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 14 June 2013 00:03 (twelve years ago)

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