tanner flake
― ghosts of erith spectral crackhouse slain rudeboy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 22:46 (thirteen years ago)
Beryl Sprinkel
― A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 22:48 (thirteen years ago)
jonjo shelvey
― ghosts of erith spectral crackhouse slain rudeboy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 22:49 (thirteen years ago)
:D
― wince (imago), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 22:50 (thirteen years ago)
Spanky deBrest
― Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 22:52 (thirteen years ago)
Ed Balls
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 22:54 (thirteen years ago)
tin jedvaj
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Thursday, 27 June 2013 01:27 (thirteen years ago)
All of these are good names. Except maybe Ed Balls.
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Thursday, 27 June 2013 14:03 (thirteen years ago)
kirsten flipkens
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 16:00 (thirteen years ago)
every baby born with a name spelled "Aidyn"
― frogbs, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 16:01 (thirteen years ago)
Aidyn Jaden Brayden Kayden
― Poliopolice, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 16:02 (thirteen years ago)
just found out our house sitter's name is McKensie Phillips
― Darin, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 17:58 (thirteen years ago)
Acquaintance of a friend is naming her daughter Kynaidegh. Pronounced Kennedy apparently.
― u r all xanax'd bonobos (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 09:38 (thirteen years ago)
oy
― Jean-Bertrand Aristide (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 14:58 (thirteen years ago)
marcus mumford
a girl in one of my courses last semester was named "LoveRa", pronounced "luhv-RAH"
― clouds, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 15:08 (thirteen years ago)
used to work with someone that had the (Dutch) last name of Updegrave, her brother was named 'Doug', srsly
― sleeve, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 15:10 (thirteen years ago)
there's a poet named Allison Benis White
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Friday, 12 July 2013 15:48 (thirteen years ago)
Marvin Ducksch
― Lama Bloody SwagYurt (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 21 September 2013 13:20 (twelve years ago)
Stephen Yaxley-Lennon
― fake irish times letters mac d (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 October 2013 13:44 (twelve years ago)
paul potts
― idembanana (abanana), Saturday, 12 October 2013 14:01 (twelve years ago)
nick ferrari
― many machines on ilx (MaresNest), Saturday, 12 October 2013 14:19 (twelve years ago)
yeah i hate him and his shit name (nico smith would be shit too)
― Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 00:48 (twelve years ago)
Vance Blanc
Tony Discipline
― Merdeyeux, Thursday, 17 October 2013 00:52 (twelve years ago)
Sab Deol said he was punched twice by Discipline inside the VIP area at the club, prompting his cousin to intervene.
Both men said they had done nothing to provoke the attack.
Discipline smiled and nodded at the jury as he was released from the dock to join his parents, who wept with joy.
He shouted “Yes” before hugging girlfriend Jacqueline Jossa, 19, who plays Lauren Branning in the BBC soap.
Had the case not been thrown out she had been due to give evidence in support of Discipline.
― Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 00:56 (twelve years ago)
http://www.192.com/atoz/people/surnames/discipline/50/
fuck, i love finding out about rare english surnames
the d1ciplines are mostly clustered around welling, rochester, thamesmead and other estuarial pleasure palaces
r1cky and c0nstance probably my favourites
tony d is just a vile name though
― Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:04 (twelve years ago)
sidcup's w4yne d1scipline is verging on something that glib little fuckboy martin amis might have contrived
― Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:11 (twelve years ago)
gav indiscipline is quite good
― Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:14 (twelve years ago)
you shd come and live in the SE outposts nakhers
― HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:15 (twelve years ago)
cultural bouillabaisse beyond compare
― HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:16 (twelve years ago)
― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:16 (twelve years ago)
― A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 23:48 (4 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:17 (twelve years ago)
lj you could get an incisive and coruscating sunday broadsheet article by tracking the disciplines around their endz
― Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:20 (twelve years ago)
go to the post office and put up a sheet of tattered quarto with a single scrawled inscription IS THIS THE END FOR MR DISCIPLINE
― HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:21 (twelve years ago)
Beryl Wayne Sprinkel (November 20, 1923 – August 22, 2009)[1] was a member of the Executive Office of the US President and chairman of the Council of Economic Advisors (CEA) between April 4, 1985 and January 21, 1989,[2] during the Reagan administration.
― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:23 (twelve years ago)
haha you didn't tell us there was a WAYNE in the middle
― HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:24 (twelve years ago)
Discipline and Greenwich
― Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:25 (twelve years ago)
Orly Taitz
― clouds, Thursday, 17 October 2013 13:55 (twelve years ago)
Imogen Poots
― Very Gelb; thanks for asking. (fake penthouse letters mcgee), Sunday, 17 November 2013 22:43 (twelve years ago)
Imogen Gay Poots
― Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Sunday, 17 November 2013 22:44 (twelve years ago)
Imogen Heap too
― Mr. Wristington, you're trying to seduce me. (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 18 November 2013 02:35 (twelve years ago)
Lol Creme
― Homo schaduwkabinet (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 18 November 2013 02:39 (twelve years ago)
Joey Essex. I genuinely thought that was a nickname until today.
― ailsa, Monday, 18 November 2013 02:50 (twelve years ago)
Justin Lookadoo
― Very Gelb; thanks for asking. (fake penthouse letters mcgee), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 02:13 (twelve years ago)
Donny DugdaleMickeylee Macken
are two that just came up at work. Awful.
― Windsor Davies, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 14:54 (twelve years ago)
rooney mara
― A Skanger Barkley (nakhchivan), Thursday, 19 December 2013 04:33 (twelve years ago)
I've become accustomed to that one
― mh, Thursday, 19 December 2013 05:03 (twelve years ago)
blake bortles
― Joyeux animaux de la misère (nakhchivan), Saturday, 22 February 2014 04:52 (twelve years ago)
― Windsor Davies, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 14:54 (3 months ago)
lol
― Joyeux animaux de la misère (nakhchivan), Saturday, 22 February 2014 04:53 (twelve years ago)
He’s also been on this here borad a long time ago
― Remo Palmieri: The Adventure Begins (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 26 November 2025 23:18 (nine months ago)
The lead singer of the mountain goats that is, whose name is…Tony Anthony
― Remo Palmieri: The Adventure Begins (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 26 November 2025 23:19 (nine months ago)
Jinkx Monsoon
― Remo Palmieri: The Adventure Begins (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 27 November 2025 00:11 (nine months ago)
Not her real name, but I just learned recently she took "Monsoon" from Edina Monsoon of Absolutely Fabulous
― Josefa, Thursday, 27 November 2025 00:16 (nine months ago)
have been reading about colonial Mauritius, where there was once a royal comptroller named Pierre Poivre, which isn’t so bad except i call him Peter Pepper in my head every time i read it
― budo jeru, Thursday, 27 November 2025 18:19 (nine months ago)
Not her real name, but I just learned recently she took "Monsoon" from Edina Monsoon of _Absolutely Fabulous_
Ok should have checked. But surely Jennifer Saunders got the name from Adrian Edmonson (although they worked together so the name was probably just floating out among her comedian friends).
― Remo Palmieri: The Adventure Begins (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 27 November 2025 19:30 (nine months ago)
(they've been married since 1985)
― koogs, Friday, 28 November 2025 19:20 (nine months ago)
(they meaning ae and js)
― koogs, Friday, 28 November 2025 19:22 (nine months ago)
Yep as soon as I posted I saw that lol
― Remo Palmieri: The Adventure Begins (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 28 November 2025 20:20 (nine months ago)
Sir Dingle Foot
― Remo Palmieri: The Adventure Begins (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 29 November 2025 05:19 (nine months ago)
i read Absolutely Fabulous as Almost Famous, again and again, took me so long to figure out what you were talking about xp
― budo jeru, Saturday, 29 November 2025 06:09 (nine months ago)
Toss Grumleyhttps://i.postimg.cc/2ydmRTtL/ab5977b5-f403-46ec-9705-3ec604368e25.jpg
― giving you schtick (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 4 December 2025 08:41 (nine months ago)
best one yet!
― kinder, Thursday, 4 December 2025 22:06 (nine months ago)
From the Canadian politics thread: Steve Outhouse
― cryptosicko, Wednesday, 28 January 2026 00:26 (seven months ago)
Lmao
― Bertolt Blecch (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 28 January 2026 00:52 (seven months ago)
Mac Forehand
― Naledi, Tuesday, 10 February 2026 11:46 (seven months ago)
Duffy McSwiggin
― Judi Dench's Human Hand (methanietanner), Wednesday, 11 February 2026 20:42 (seven months ago)
Sounds like a Simpsons character!
― cryptosicko, Wednesday, 11 February 2026 21:42 (seven months ago)
Guy at a conservative think tank named JUDGE GLOCKhttps://ciceroinstitute.org/people/judge-glock/
― Venus of Willendorf on Golf (jaymc), Thursday, 12 February 2026 21:18 (seven months ago)
― Kim Kimberly, Thursday, 12 February 2026 21:32 (seven months ago)
When the cops and politicians have all turned against you, it's time to call JUDGE GLOCK...for a rapid-fire ruling
― Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Thursday, 12 February 2026 21:32 (seven months ago)
Yeah massive lols at that one. kind of belongs on the great names thread tbh.
― Kim Kimberly, Thursday, 12 February 2026 21:35 (seven months ago)
Reminds me of the bishop a friend of mine had met in the Phillipines who was called Cardinal Sin.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 12 February 2026 22:25 (seven months ago)
― Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Thursday, 12 February 2026 22:28 (seven months ago)
ftr Cardinal Jaime Sin was just not some random side character with a funny job/name combo, he was quite a major player in modern Philippine history (and I'm pretty sure he knew & exploited the joke a bit): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaime_Sin
― anatol_merklich, Friday, 13 February 2026 23:25 (seven months ago)
Ludwig von Baldass
― Judi Dench's Human Hand (methanietanner), Thursday, 12 March 2026 13:20 (six months ago)
Ludwig von Bumfluff
― Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 12 March 2026 13:36 (six months ago)
C4sie picke1 thur
― dream mummy (map), Thursday, 12 March 2026 19:01 (six months ago)
r4fe shr3ffler
― dream mummy (map), Saturday, 11 April 2026 01:49 (five months ago)
those must be Mormon names
― Mollusk, Virginia (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 11 April 2026 03:22 (five months ago)
sh4rl3t udy
― dream mummy (map), Tuesday, 14 April 2026 18:05 (five months ago)
Hopwood DePree
― Clarinet Cop (Tom D.), Wednesday, 6 May 2026 11:10 (four months ago)
https://todaysgolfer-images.bauersecure.com/wp-images/250901/876x584/aldrich-potgieter-whats-in-the-bag.jpg
― Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Saturday, 16 May 2026 06:49 (four months ago)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Pollexfen_Bastard
― sous-vide summer camp (seandalai), Saturday, 16 May 2026 11:39 (four months ago)
https://i.imgur.com/Lt72ToA.jpeg
oh, so you were a Most Esteemed Member of Ye Olde British Parliament? sat for a portrait by the great Joshua Reynolds, did you? fuck off, "mate", you get a shitty Wikipedia photo just like the rest of 'em
― flammarion ross (unregistered), Saturday, 16 May 2026 13:30 (four months ago)
(headshot apparently taken at London Comic Con 1774. great name though)
― flammarion ross (unregistered), Saturday, 16 May 2026 13:47 (four months ago)
Can't see that image in the UK btw.
― Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Saturday, 16 May 2026 13:56 (four months ago)
sad for the UK. it's just a screenshot of Bastard's wikipedia pic
― flammarion ross (unregistered), Saturday, 16 May 2026 14:43 (four months ago)
https://www.espncricinfo.com/cricketers/liberty-heap-1184036
― imago, Monday, 25 May 2026 10:55 (three months ago)
omg I literally posted her Cricinfo page here 3 years ago. sorry everyone
― imago, Monday, 25 May 2026 11:02 (three months ago)
A man with the unusual name Loony Toon and a lengthy rap sheet has been given 20 years in prison after admitting that he shot at police officers in Oregon, according to authorities.
― Kim Kimberly, Monday, 1 June 2026 10:31 (three months ago)
“c0c0nut” as a first name
― The Immortal Bird of Avon (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 3 June 2026 16:52 (three months ago)
Paddy Pimblett
― stanes on the knees and blood on the jumber (Tom D.), Tuesday, 14 July 2026 11:16 (two months ago)
Noble Sproat Heaney, American Gynecologist
Mentioned on the front page of Wikipedia today
― Hideous Lump, Wednesday, 5 August 2026 20:38 (one month ago)
Tanguy Destable
― Judi Dench's Human Hand (methanietanner), Sunday, 6 September 2026 04:15 (one week ago)
I like that one.
Learned Hand.
― emphasis mine (Ubiquitor), Sunday, 6 September 2026 21:51 (one week ago)
gonna have to dispute Learned Hand, it's objectively a great name.
― Oaf To Joy (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 7 September 2026 01:31 (one week ago)
Fair enough. Is there an equivalent thread for good names?
― emphasis mine (Ubiquitor), Monday, 7 September 2026 15:33 (one week ago)
Great Real Names
― Kim Kimberly, Monday, 7 September 2026 16:15 (one week ago)
Thanks
― emphasis mine (Ubiquitor), Monday, 7 September 2026 16:43 (one week ago)