tanner flake
― ghosts of erith spectral crackhouse slain rudeboy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 22:46 (twelve years ago)
Beryl Sprinkel
― A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 22:48 (twelve years ago)
jonjo shelvey
― ghosts of erith spectral crackhouse slain rudeboy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 22:49 (twelve years ago)
:D
― wince (imago), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 22:50 (twelve years ago)
Spanky deBrest
― Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 22:52 (twelve years ago)
Ed Balls
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 22:54 (twelve years ago)
tin jedvaj
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Thursday, 27 June 2013 01:27 (twelve years ago)
All of these are good names. Except maybe Ed Balls.
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Thursday, 27 June 2013 14:03 (twelve years ago)
kirsten flipkens
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 16:00 (twelve years ago)
every baby born with a name spelled "Aidyn"
― frogbs, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 16:01 (twelve years ago)
Aidyn Jaden Brayden Kayden
― Poliopolice, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 16:02 (twelve years ago)
just found out our house sitter's name is McKensie Phillips
― Darin, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 17:58 (twelve years ago)
Acquaintance of a friend is naming her daughter Kynaidegh. Pronounced Kennedy apparently.
― u r all xanax'd bonobos (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 09:38 (twelve years ago)
oy
― Jean-Bertrand Aristide (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 14:58 (twelve years ago)
marcus mumford
a girl in one of my courses last semester was named "LoveRa", pronounced "luhv-RAH"
― clouds, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 15:08 (twelve years ago)
used to work with someone that had the (Dutch) last name of Updegrave, her brother was named 'Doug', srsly
― sleeve, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 15:10 (twelve years ago)
there's a poet named Allison Benis White
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Friday, 12 July 2013 15:48 (twelve years ago)
Marvin Ducksch
― Lama Bloody SwagYurt (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 21 September 2013 13:20 (twelve years ago)
Stephen Yaxley-Lennon
― fake irish times letters mac d (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 October 2013 13:44 (twelve years ago)
paul potts
― idembanana (abanana), Saturday, 12 October 2013 14:01 (twelve years ago)
nick ferrari
― many machines on ilx (MaresNest), Saturday, 12 October 2013 14:19 (twelve years ago)
yeah i hate him and his shit name (nico smith would be shit too)
― Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 00:48 (twelve years ago)
Vance Blanc
Tony Discipline
― Merdeyeux, Thursday, 17 October 2013 00:52 (twelve years ago)
Sab Deol said he was punched twice by Discipline inside the VIP area at the club, prompting his cousin to intervene.
Both men said they had done nothing to provoke the attack.
Discipline smiled and nodded at the jury as he was released from the dock to join his parents, who wept with joy.
He shouted “Yes” before hugging girlfriend Jacqueline Jossa, 19, who plays Lauren Branning in the BBC soap.
Had the case not been thrown out she had been due to give evidence in support of Discipline.
― Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 00:56 (twelve years ago)
http://www.192.com/atoz/people/surnames/discipline/50/
fuck, i love finding out about rare english surnames
the d1ciplines are mostly clustered around welling, rochester, thamesmead and other estuarial pleasure palaces
r1cky and c0nstance probably my favourites
tony d is just a vile name though
― Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:04 (twelve years ago)
sidcup's w4yne d1scipline is verging on something that glib little fuckboy martin amis might have contrived
― Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:11 (twelve years ago)
gav indiscipline is quite good
― Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:14 (twelve years ago)
you shd come and live in the SE outposts nakhers
― HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:15 (twelve years ago)
cultural bouillabaisse beyond compare
― HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:16 (twelve years ago)
― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:16 (twelve years ago)
― A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 23:48 (4 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:17 (twelve years ago)
lj you could get an incisive and coruscating sunday broadsheet article by tracking the disciplines around their endz
― Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:20 (twelve years ago)
go to the post office and put up a sheet of tattered quarto with a single scrawled inscription IS THIS THE END FOR MR DISCIPLINE
― HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:21 (twelve years ago)
Beryl Wayne Sprinkel (November 20, 1923 – August 22, 2009)[1] was a member of the Executive Office of the US President and chairman of the Council of Economic Advisors (CEA) between April 4, 1985 and January 21, 1989,[2] during the Reagan administration.
― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:23 (twelve years ago)
haha you didn't tell us there was a WAYNE in the middle
― HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:24 (twelve years ago)
Discipline and Greenwich
― Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:25 (twelve years ago)
Orly Taitz
― clouds, Thursday, 17 October 2013 13:55 (twelve years ago)
Imogen Poots
― Very Gelb; thanks for asking. (fake penthouse letters mcgee), Sunday, 17 November 2013 22:43 (twelve years ago)
Imogen Gay Poots
― Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Sunday, 17 November 2013 22:44 (twelve years ago)
Imogen Heap too
― Mr. Wristington, you're trying to seduce me. (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 18 November 2013 02:35 (twelve years ago)
Lol Creme
― Homo schaduwkabinet (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 18 November 2013 02:39 (twelve years ago)
Joey Essex. I genuinely thought that was a nickname until today.
― ailsa, Monday, 18 November 2013 02:50 (twelve years ago)
Justin Lookadoo
― Very Gelb; thanks for asking. (fake penthouse letters mcgee), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 02:13 (twelve years ago)
Donny DugdaleMickeylee Macken
are two that just came up at work. Awful.
― Windsor Davies, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 14:54 (twelve years ago)
rooney mara
― A Skanger Barkley (nakhchivan), Thursday, 19 December 2013 04:33 (twelve years ago)
I've become accustomed to that one
― mh, Thursday, 19 December 2013 05:03 (twelve years ago)
blake bortles
― Joyeux animaux de la misère (nakhchivan), Saturday, 22 February 2014 04:52 (eleven years ago)
― Windsor Davies, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 14:54 (3 months ago)
lol
― Joyeux animaux de la misère (nakhchivan), Saturday, 22 February 2014 04:53 (eleven years ago)
Not terrible but definitely a bit of a mouthful.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Haythornthwaite
― Nuts, whole hazelnuts (Tom D.), Wednesday, 23 April 2025 09:54 (eight months ago)
Pronounced “Rizley”
― Crack's Addition (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 23 April 2025 12:47 (eight months ago)
Rick Hate
― Nuts, whole hazelnuts (Tom D.), Wednesday, 23 April 2025 13:16 (eight months ago)
Wow
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Thursday, 24 April 2025 00:49 (eight months ago)
that's his middle name
― five six seven, eight nine ten, begin (map), Thursday, 24 April 2025 00:50 (eight months ago)
Opera singer Poppy Shotts
― Crack's Addition (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 24 April 2025 21:18 (eight months ago)
#onethread
Hi, I'm Poppy, a multi-disciplinary creative based in Glasgow
― Kim Kimberly, Thursday, 24 April 2025 21:25 (eight months ago)
While looking up Shotts as a surname I found Shaul Shats, a painter: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaul_Shats
It's one of those names that sounds ruder than it is.
― Ashley Pomeroy, Thursday, 24 April 2025 21:54 (eight months ago)
Could be Germanic—Schatz?
― Crack's Addition (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 24 April 2025 21:55 (eight months ago)
I imagine the surname Shotts come from, er, Shotts.
― Blake the Messenger (Tom D.), Thursday, 24 April 2025 22:01 (eight months ago)
https://i.imgur.com/0nsuEIx.jpeg
― mookieproof, Monday, 28 April 2025 19:57 (eight months ago)
irl LOL
this and "this facial expression" are my two fave threads for genuine lols
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Tuesday, 29 April 2025 15:04 (seven months ago)
KaDee Chew Heaton
― five six seven, eight nine ten, begin (map), Thursday, 8 May 2025 00:00 (seven months ago)
Jagger Mewis-Kerr
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Thursday, 8 May 2025 17:43 (seven months ago)
https://electrek.co/2025/05/15/xpeng-teased-next-generation-p7-sedan-video/
5C00TER D0LL
― koogs, Friday, 16 May 2025 15:57 (seven months ago)
I saw the name "Qatelyn" and I died
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 6 June 2025 21:18 (six months ago)
Congressman Randy Fine
― can't complain, mustn't grumble, melancholy apple c (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 13 June 2025 21:25 (six months ago)
Blaise Metreweli
― Ward Fowler, Monday, 16 June 2025 14:30 (six months ago)
There's someone running for a minor political office in my area named Lawman Lynch. It's just such a cursed name. Idk man.
― Ima Gardener (in orbit), Monday, 16 June 2025 14:35 (six months ago)
god. yikes.
― five six seven, eight nine ten, begin (map), Monday, 16 June 2025 16:47 (six months ago)
https://cafans.b-cdn.net/images/Category_32801/subcat_101617/i8v5TQ2P_1609231303521gpaiadd.jpg
― Ashley Pomeroy, Monday, 16 June 2025 20:51 (six months ago)
Allan Mallinson
― the babality of evil (wins), Monday, 23 June 2025 19:38 (six months ago)
Kimberly Lee
― five six seven, eight nine ten, begin (map), Tuesday, 8 July 2025 21:14 (five months ago)
Tarik Skubal
― Sam Weller, Wednesday, 9 July 2025 19:29 (five months ago)
just read something about how Skubal, Skenes, and Misiorowski are the future of big league pitching and all I could think was, those are three last names I've literally never heard before
― frogbs, Wednesday, 9 July 2025 19:38 (five months ago)
Euro 2025 edition
https://www.uefa.com/womenseuro/teams/players/250082222--janina-minge/
unfortunate in both the English and German pronunciations
― koogs, Saturday, 26 July 2025 08:04 (five months ago)
d4rryl t3rrell
― she freaks, she speaks (map), Sunday, 7 September 2025 03:48 (three months ago)
Bernard Erpicum
― cryptosicko, Monday, 15 September 2025 16:07 (three months ago)
Marsha Dripschick, special effects
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm5886844/?mode=desktop
― nickn, Monday, 20 October 2025 17:57 (two months ago)
Jason Flom
― tangenttangent, Sunday, 9 November 2025 01:33 (one month ago)
Chief Security Officer (acting), Iwona B. Horyn
(https://www.dhs.gov/leadership)
― rob, Wednesday, 26 November 2025 19:11 (one month ago)
Bucking nominative determinism -- people who do not match their names!
― Kim Kimberly, Wednesday, 26 November 2025 19:17 (one month ago)
https://www.discogs.com/artist/594017-Alain-Prick?srsltid=AfmBOopj9szrV2t8CZS2USVi8GjKa2mASTEwZStlTd82AcFg318vZ-fq
― Tony Bubbles (Tom D.), Wednesday, 26 November 2025 19:18 (one month ago)
― rob, Wednesday, November 26, 2025 11:11 AM
This is surely an intern with a sense of humor.
― nickn, Wednesday, 26 November 2025 19:25 (one month ago)
Iwona B. Lieve…because it’s real, try searching it
― rob, Wednesday, 26 November 2025 19:38 (one month ago)
OK, then her parents had a sense of humor.
― nickn, Wednesday, 26 November 2025 19:46 (one month ago)
I remember meeting a man called Tony Anthony once. Not an abysmal name, but I never had the courage to ask him if he was Anthony Anthony, or if his name actually was Tony. Did his parents realise that Tony is the short form of Anthony? Did they not? Were they proud, were they brave, were they crazy? It would be like calling your son Sid Sidney. Or Jim James.
Ironically all of the famous people called Tony Anthony aren't actually called Tony Anthony:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Anthony_(disambiguation)
The list includes a bogus evangelist whose real name is Andonis Athanasiou, a US actor with the Italian-sounding name of Tony Petitto, who adopted the name Tony Anthony in order to appear more authentically American in Spaghetti Westerns even though he actually was American, breathe in, and Darrell Anthony, a US wrestler who also went by the names Dirty White Boy, Mighty Yankee, The Invader, American Eagle II, The Grappler, T L Hopper, and Uncle Cletus.
He supposedly came from Bucksnort, Tennessee, a real place, but like so much in the world of wrestling the truth is malleable. There was a British Mighty Yankee, apparently a generic name shared by several wrestlers:https://wrestlingheritage.co.uk/wrestlers-y1/
I occasionally wonder if I should call myself Dirty White Boy. Or Mighty Yankee. Fascism is on the rise, and there's no place in Thatcher's Britain for losers. I know fuck-all about The Mountain Goats, but "The Legend of Chavo Guerrero" is a fantastic song that deserves every one of the half-million-or-so views it has on Youtube. The only things I know about The Mountain Goats are that the band is one man, who releases a lot of music, and he doesn't operate Hacker T Dog on CBBC.
― Ashley Pomeroy, Wednesday, 26 November 2025 23:04 (one month ago)
He’s also been on this here borad a long time ago
― Remo Palmieri: The Adventure Begins (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 26 November 2025 23:18 (one month ago)
The lead singer of the mountain goats that is, whose name is…Tony Anthony
― Remo Palmieri: The Adventure Begins (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 26 November 2025 23:19 (one month ago)
Jinkx Monsoon
― Remo Palmieri: The Adventure Begins (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 27 November 2025 00:11 (one month ago)
Not her real name, but I just learned recently she took "Monsoon" from Edina Monsoon of Absolutely Fabulous
― Josefa, Thursday, 27 November 2025 00:16 (one month ago)
have been reading about colonial Mauritius, where there was once a royal comptroller named Pierre Poivre, which isn’t so bad except i call him Peter Pepper in my head every time i read it
― budo jeru, Thursday, 27 November 2025 18:19 (one month ago)
Not her real name, but I just learned recently she took "Monsoon" from Edina Monsoon of _Absolutely Fabulous_
Ok should have checked. But surely Jennifer Saunders got the name from Adrian Edmonson (although they worked together so the name was probably just floating out among her comedian friends).
― Remo Palmieri: The Adventure Begins (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 27 November 2025 19:30 (one month ago)
(they've been married since 1985)
― koogs, Friday, 28 November 2025 19:20 (one month ago)
(they meaning ae and js)
― koogs, Friday, 28 November 2025 19:22 (one month ago)
Yep as soon as I posted I saw that lol
― Remo Palmieri: The Adventure Begins (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 28 November 2025 20:20 (one month ago)
Sir Dingle Foot
― Remo Palmieri: The Adventure Begins (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 29 November 2025 05:19 (four weeks ago)
i read Absolutely Fabulous as Almost Famous, again and again, took me so long to figure out what you were talking about xp
― budo jeru, Saturday, 29 November 2025 06:09 (four weeks ago)
Toss Grumleyhttps://i.postimg.cc/2ydmRTtL/ab5977b5-f403-46ec-9705-3ec604368e25.jpg
― giving you schtick (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 4 December 2025 08:41 (three weeks ago)
best one yet!
― kinder, Thursday, 4 December 2025 22:06 (three weeks ago)