If Someone Introduced You To Perry Como Would You Immediately Think "Impostor"?

Ok, ok, so if you're Perry Como how come you've got no straw in your mouth? How come you haven't got a faint whiff of silage about you? How come you're not caked in mud up to your knees? And how come you're out socialising when we all know that farmers are FAR TOO BUSY for any of that, cow-milking won't wait, those heavy udders get v. uncomfotable doncha know?

there's bound to be another perry como somewhere in the universe.