that one episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark with Kathleen Hanna

Kathleen frees a group of young women held captive by an evil (male) witch in the back of a concert venue; invites them to the front of the venue.

Kathleen tells a campily-dressed wizard with a stupid cackle to "suck her left one" as she defeats him by smashing his magic talisman, and with it, patriarchy.

Kathleen rescues a young lesbian whose attempt to start a GSA was thwarted by an evil vampire principal; tells her "No, no, no no don't stop, stop"

Kathleen discovers that the bomp and the ram were taken by an evil ghost haunting the Swamp of Heteronormativity; drains the swamp; eliminates gender roles; returns both the bomp and the ram.

Why is this not an actual series

Kathleen conjures Revolution Grrl Style Now to defeat a group of evil aliens who have been kidnapping young feminists.

Kathleen kills evil rock stars whose spooky corporate ideals attempt to squash her DIY fanzine/independent record label operation.

wait did this actually happen

Kathleen creates a Schneemanesque multimedia installation to disarm and destroy a group of evil affluent white male Republican zombies

lol stevie you are ruining my life

I wonder if I asked her nicely if she would commit to a few episodes

My buddy was in that thing as a child actor! "Sam"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0Y_gX3AeIg

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"I have for you a tale about the seedy underbelly of the carnival..."

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"The part that only the kids know about."

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"And trust me... you do not... want... to go."

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"And trust me, you do! Not! Want! To! GOOOOO!!!!!!l

<3

fgti I cannot believe yr bro was in the crimson clown episode of ayaotd

100% hottie these days too

Kathleen tracks down and successfully destroys a group of evil scientists who attempt to create a potion that would turn people into Men's Rights advocates with the help of Gertrude Stein, Marlon Riggs, Billie Jean King, Ut, DJ Cuttin Candy, David Wojnarowicz, Melissa York, Nina Simone, Ann Peebles, Tammy Hart, The Slits, Hanin Elias, Hazel Dickens, Cathy Sissler, Shirley Muldowney, Urvashi Vaid, Valie Export, Cathy Opie, James Baldwin, Diane Dimassa, Aretha Franklin, Joan Jett, Mia X, Krystal Wakem, Kara Walker, Justin Bond, Bridget Irish, Juliana Lueking, Cecilia Dougherty, Ariel Schrag, The Need, Vaginal Creme Davis, Alice Gerard, Billy Tipton, Julie Doucet, Yayoi Kusama, and Eileen Myles.