We would be remiss were we not to anticipate Tara Reid in SyFy's SHARKNADO

http://laist.com/2013/07/06/together_at_last_sharks_and_tornado.php

the screenwriter, thunder levin, also has credits on mutant vampire zombies from the 'hood! and stripped to kill II: live girls.

shit i might have to get cable now

me too, cable, a tie, fuckin anything with which i could form a noose really

he's going to kill himself because of how bad this movie sounds

good reason

Its hard to isolate a single factor, call it a tipping point

this sharknado loves you

i hate you and myself for laughing that that

i feel so alone in my anticipation of sharknado

does the name ian ziering mean nothing to you disgusting savages

It iss verr ze clownss perform, yess?

get ian ziering motherfucker

couldn't find a bar that's showing this

will the sharknado make ian and tara realize they were meant to be together or will fate have to intervene yet again

sounds like it's getting pretty fucking real out there

Chippendales AND Sharknado?? Ian Ziering, what is going on??

it took 3 refs tonight for me to look this shit up, and really America's lobotomy is complete.

i turned this off after the first 15 minutes. ian ziering looks cute though.

http://www.avclub.com/articles/sharknado,100044/

But then, in a stunning sequence of unadulterated camp, Sharknado proves it knows what it was doing. A successful B movie not only embraces its more ludicrous tendencies, but finds a new, even campier angle to exploit. It acknowledges that it’s ridiculous even while the characters, facing a shark or a sharktopus or a sharknado, don’t. In the case of Sharknado, it sends Ian Ziering into the belly of a Great White with a chainsaw so he can cut himself out of the Great White with a chainsaw, and then drag the presumed dead Nova out with him since it turns out they both got swallowed whole by the same Great White because sometimes life hands you awesome, and it's called Sharknado.

Awaiting the inevitable backsplash

http://tvline.com/2013/07/17/sharknado-2-sequel-attacks-new-york-city/

so this was terrible. not even good at what it attempted to be. I generally have a problem with films that willfully attempt to be 'cult classics', trying to manufacture faux-camp through annoying "wink-wink-nudge-nudge-we're-in-on-the-joke" horseshit. This wasn't even mindless fun.

that's too bad. i'm rooting for tara reid.

yeah this sort of thing is like the instant coffee of "B movies"--just made so that people can feel superior to it. i blame MST3K

part two

Andy Dick as a New York City cop! Kelly Osbourne as a flight attendant! Judd Hirsch as a taxi driver! Vivica A. Fox! Flying Sharks!

http://consequenceofsound.net/2015/06/daniel-davies-covers-pixies-wave-of-mutilation-for-sharknado-3-listen/

Sunday, August 6 - Sharknado 5: Global Swarming MOVIE Miscellaneous, shark-related Syfy, 8p
New guest stars include Charo, Olivia Newton-John, Clay Aiken, Margaret Cho, Tony Hawk, Greg Louganis, Gilbert Gottfried, Fabio (playing the Pope), and Bret Michaels.

can't believe it took them this long to get Gilbert in one of these

i saw a movie called Avalanche Sharks that was pretty funny. sharks on a snow resort that was trying to be a new Tremors. its super low budget so they could only afford to have one hot tub and the same 3-4 bikini babes that get in and out of the tub like a half dozen times.

i am watching THE LAST SHARKNADO: IT'S ABOUT TIME

it is abt time: time TRAVEL

it is set in the time of king arthur and does not hang about