what exclamations do you typically make when you're pissed off or stub your toe or w/e

"Godmotherfuckingdammit" seems to be the default for me, lately. but what about u guyz?

"I want Drake to murder my vagina"

on that note, maybe I should start yelling "LAST NAME: ASSHOLE, FIRST NAME: FUCKING" next time someone cuts me off in traffic

if you do start doing that, make sure you've got pom poms in your front seat so you can do an entire routine in the offender's rearview mirror