Ah, doom.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 12 July 2013 16:01 (twelve years ago)
why the hell would anyone want this
― "Post-Oven" (DJP), Friday, 12 July 2013 16:03 (twelve years ago)
get fucke dup
― twerking for obvious reasons (contenderizer), Friday, 12 July 2013 16:05 (twelve years ago)
For when you're too lazy to make a whiskey and coke and you need something 'with class.'
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 12 July 2013 16:05 (twelve years ago)
this has been common in spain &c for years
― the most promising US ilxor has thrown the TOWEL IN (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 12 July 2013 16:06 (twelve years ago)
Poor bastards.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 12 July 2013 16:08 (twelve years ago)
A friend of mine on FB: "This would make Clarence Thomas slightly more of a gourmand, I guess."
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 12 July 2013 16:09 (twelve years ago)
they make industrial quantities of cheap probably fairly awful wine, i shan't imagine it is 'ruined' by the addition of cola which probably is worth more than the wine
― the most promising US ilxor has thrown the TOWEL IN (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 12 July 2013 16:09 (twelve years ago)
some countries deep-fry scorpions and serve them on sticks, that still doesn't make me think eating one will be a pleasant experience
― "Post-Oven" (DJP), Friday, 12 July 2013 16:11 (twelve years ago)
this heavily marketed stuff is clearly gauche as fuck but i'm just sayine wine & coke has a social utility for teenagers in poor spanish towns with >50% unemployment
― the most promising US ilxor has thrown the TOWEL IN (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 12 July 2013 16:12 (twelve years ago)
i'll try this
― crüt, Friday, 12 July 2013 16:13 (twelve years ago)
“Recent figures merely confirm what has been observed for years, that the number of regular drinkers of wine in France is in freefall.” He wrote that in 1980, “more than half of adults were consuming wine on a near-daily basis. Today that figure has fallen to 17%.
this seems deranged given how cheaply one can buy good wine in france
― the most promising US ilxor has thrown the TOWEL IN (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 12 July 2013 16:13 (twelve years ago)
calimocho iirc
― horseshoe, Friday, 12 July 2013 16:19 (twelve years ago)
the wikipedia page has a photo of a 20 yr old rioja being coked up which is just
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalimotxo
― the most promising US ilxor has thrown the TOWEL IN (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 12 July 2013 16:22 (twelve years ago)
wine and coke surprisingly drinkable
― iatee, Friday, 12 July 2013 16:24 (twelve years ago)
this shit is my jam
― waterface, Friday, 12 July 2013 16:24 (twelve years ago)
doesn't have the right consistency
Nilmar bringing the hard-faced truth
"wine" in and of itself ain't no thing
― the SI unit of ignorance (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 July 2013 16:25 (twelve years ago)
Go back to the suburbs.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 12 July 2013 16:27 (twelve years ago)
tbh i only like coke if it's got something nice in it
― the SI unit of ignorance (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 July 2013 16:29 (twelve years ago)
Read a version of this story with this gem: "It also hopes to attract women and sweet-toothed Asian consumers."
As a wine-drinking cola-addicted Asian woman, I say fuck this.
― Roz, Friday, 12 July 2013 16:31 (twelve years ago)
There's more than a little similarity of Coke to a non alcoholic Manhattan (sweet vermouth + rye + bitters). I wouldn't be surprised if vermouth flavors included many from this alleged Coke flavoring recipe:
Orange oil: 20 dropsLemon oil: 30 dropsNutmeg oil: 10 dropsCoriander: 5 dropsNeroli: 10 dropsCinnamon: 10 drops
So, Coke flavored wine is probably not all that different than vermouth.
― Me So Hormetic (Sanpaku), Friday, 12 July 2013 16:33 (twelve years ago)
what's wrong with the suburbs
― crüt, Friday, 12 July 2013 16:34 (twelve years ago)
A really bad vermouth, mind.
― Me So Hormetic (Sanpaku), Friday, 12 July 2013 16:35 (twelve years ago)
it seems to me that being hoity-toity about OMG WINE is more suburban than drinking yr wine with coke
― crüt, Friday, 12 July 2013 16:37 (twelve years ago)
ya srsly
― iatee, Friday, 12 July 2013 16:38 (twelve years ago)
cool mixed drinks from spain, so not suburbs
― iatee, Friday, 12 July 2013 16:39 (twelve years ago)
ned was making a iatee joek
hb iatee btw
― the most promising US ilxor has thrown the TOWEL IN (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 12 July 2013 16:39 (twelve years ago)
thanks
― iatee, Friday, 12 July 2013 16:40 (twelve years ago)
can I point out that rather than being a mixture of wine and cola like kalimotxo, this is more like a mixture of wine and FLAT cola
― "Post-Oven" (DJP), Friday, 12 July 2013 16:40 (twelve years ago)
that does sound terrible
― crüt, Friday, 12 July 2013 16:42 (twelve years ago)
http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/2/Open/Warner%20Home%20Video/National%20LampoonFrench Waiter: "Two American champagnes..."
― Meine Damen und Herren, ein grosse sh*tstorm! (snoball), Friday, 12 July 2013 16:49 (twelve years ago)
Cola-flavored wine for the younger audience
And maybe they could do wine milkshakes for little uns?
― kaptn barfhard (NickB), Friday, 12 July 2013 17:00 (twelve years ago)
This is for Dan: http://www.kalte-muschi.de/startseite/
― Three Word Username, Friday, 12 July 2013 17:12 (twelve years ago)
oh wau
― "Post-Oven" (DJP), Friday, 12 July 2013 17:15 (twelve years ago)
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/21802505/Jermaine+Stewart+x.jpg"We could dance at the partyAll night (all night)And drink some cola wine, uh huh"
― Meine Damen und Herren, ein grosse sh*tstorm! (snoball), Friday, 12 July 2013 17:16 (twelve years ago)
For those of you who are not Dan and do not speak German, it is a website for a red wine cola drink. It is called Cold Pussy.
― Three Word Username, Friday, 12 July 2013 17:17 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9rrky1hhfo
Still classier than WKD.
― Meine Damen und Herren, ein grosse sh*tstorm! (snoball), Friday, 12 July 2013 17:19 (twelve years ago)
Classy?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZOzTKgWeu0
― Me So Hormetic (Sanpaku), Friday, 12 July 2013 19:48 (twelve years ago)