We Must Do Away Once and for All with this Papist-Quaker Babble about the Sanctity of Human Life: a Russian Revolution Poll

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in the spirit of max's french revolution poll. whatever criteria you want: your favorite. mostly old bolshies and revolutionary artists but i included a few mensheviks and prov govt types and a couple whites. and nicky. originally tried to extend it all the way into the 30s (yezhov, beria, khrushchev, etc.) but that's a different revolution really. did throw in vera zasulich even tho she belongs to an earlier generation, because she was on the editorial board of lenin's underground paper (ISKRA, "THE SPARK") and she's rad. geddit.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Lev Davidovich Bronstein (Trotsky) 4
Vladimir Vladimirovich Mayakovsky 4
Josef Vissarionovich "Koba" Djugashvili (Stalin) 3
Vladimir Ilich Ulyanov (Lenin) 2
Vera Ivanova Zasulich 2
Isaak Emmanuilovich Babel 2
Alexander Fyodorovich Kerensky 2
Boris Viktorovich Savinkov 1
Alix of Hesse (Alexandra Fyodorovna "Sunny" Romanova) 1
"Iron" Felix Edmundovich "F.D." Dzerzhinsky 1
Vyacheslav Mikhailovich Molotov 1
Nikolai Ivanovich Bukharin 1
Mikhail Ivanovich Kalinin 0
Grigory Yevseevich Zinoviev 0
Yuliy Osipovich Tsederbaum (Martov) 0
Prince Georgy Yevgenyevich Lvov 0
Pavel Nikolayevich Milyukov 0
Alexander Ivanovich Guchkov 0
Nadezhda Konstantinovna Krupskaya 0
Gen. Lavr Georgiyevich Kornilov 0
Gen. Anton Ivanovich Denikin 0
Nikolai Alexandrovich "Nicky" Romanov II 0
Lev Borisovich Kamenev 0
Sergey Mironovich Kostrikov (Kirov) 0
Semyon Mikhailovich Budyonny 0
Anatoly Vasilyevich Lunacharsky 0
Anastas Ivanovich Mikoyan 0
Fyodor Andreyevich "Comrade Artyom" Sergeyev 0
Grigory Konstantinovich "Sergo" Ordzhonikidze 0
Genrikh Grigoryevich Yagoda 0
Andrei Alexandrovich Zhdanov 0
Lazar Moiseyevich Kaganovich 0
Ilya Grigoryevich Ehrenburg 0
Karl Berngardovich Radek 0
Elena Dmitrievna Stasova 0
Kliment Yefremovich Voroshilov 0


"""""""""""""stalin""""""""""" (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 14 July 2013 06:41 (twelve years ago)

feel like trotsky has this locked, probably deservedly, but i'll be stumping on and off for the deep cuts. like COMMISSAR OF ENLIGHTENMENT ANATOLY LUNACHARSKY, who had to back off his quasi-mystical ideas about finding god in the oneness of humanity and the infinite power granted it by technology under the pressure of lenin's disapproval, but got a weird kind of revenge when he oversaw the committee that interred lenin's body in that climate-controlled mausoleum, very possibly in anticipation of his eventual resurrection.

"""""""""""""stalin""""""""""" (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 14 July 2013 06:45 (twelve years ago)

suggested reading?

Gukbe, Sunday, 14 July 2013 06:45 (twelve years ago)

wait, Isaac Babel?

the next night we ate Wale (Drugs A. Money), Sunday, 14 July 2013 06:46 (twelve years ago)

yeah i threw him in because mayakovsky was in wiki's old bolsheviks list and i thought it would be fun to have him in it so i let babel in alongside him. had his doubts, of course, but he was committed.

"""""""""""""stalin""""""""""" (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 14 July 2013 06:49 (twelve years ago)

i think they were mostly doubts about human beings.

"""""""""""""stalin""""""""""" (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 14 July 2013 06:50 (twelve years ago)

Right on. Yeah def Isaak, who apparently had a birthday on Friday...!

the next night we ate Wale (Drugs A. Money), Sunday, 14 July 2013 06:50 (twelve years ago)

would've been hilarious if you included Rasputin

the next night we ate Wale (Drugs A. Money), Sunday, 14 July 2013 06:52 (twelve years ago)

haha he was the last person i cut. i was like no. he'd steal votes with his eyes.

"""""""""""""stalin""""""""""" (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 14 July 2013 06:52 (twelve years ago)

Vera Zasulich has always sounded like she was amazing.

Inte Regina Lund eller nån, mitt namn är (ShariVari), Sunday, 14 July 2013 06:58 (twelve years ago)

xp my main rationale for including him is def derived from the plot of this movie:

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTYwNTA4NzY1N15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwODE1NzM5._V1_SX214_.jpg

the next night we ate Wale (Drugs A. Money), Sunday, 14 July 2013 07:13 (twelve years ago)

wow Zasulich would've been a great vote :/

the next night we ate Wale (Drugs A. Money), Sunday, 14 July 2013 07:18 (twelve years ago)

walked right in, shot the governor, apprehended standing unresisting over the body, was acquitted. (after the assassination of the tsar a lil later, politicals got military trials.) also: had a thing w possible psychopath sergey nechaev (hugely impressed bakunin at first, ended up totally horrifying him) but i like to think held her own. there is a whole book about her that i haven't read called angel of vengeance. in books about lenin/trotsky she's always in chapters 4-7 or so, all older and cool, in swiss exile and gradually getting left behind on the iskra board by lenin's new-generation severity.

"""""""""""""stalin""""""""""" (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 14 July 2013 07:19 (twelve years ago)

that image isn't showing up but it doesn't have to. christopher lloyd's voice evil-sneering DASVIDANYA.

"""""""""""""stalin""""""""""" (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 14 July 2013 07:20 (twelve years ago)

the song from that was my high school graduation song.

"""""""""""""stalin""""""""""" (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 14 July 2013 07:20 (twelve years ago)

LIFE is a road and i wanna keep going. LOVE is a river i wanna keep flowing.

"""""""""""""stalin""""""""""" (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 14 July 2013 07:21 (twelve years ago)

gukbe: here's what i posted the last time someone asked, then a few gr8 recs from others in the posts below. looking at that now i'd move up the bertrand wolfe book, three who made a revolution, which goes from lenin/trotsky/stalin's births to 1917; it's older than you think it's gonna be but i really liked that book. i like the deutscher trilogy about trotsky a lot too but people say it's a hagiography. i also like the montefiore stalin books but people say he's a contemptuous tory. still an exciting field after all these years!

"""""""""""""stalin""""""""""" (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 14 July 2013 07:33 (twelve years ago)

the montefiore books sometimes border on the juicy-bio type. but then that's what this thread is about.

"""""""""""""stalin""""""""""" (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 14 July 2013 07:35 (twelve years ago)

Thanks! I only really know the broadstrokes but I get flustered trying out books and finding them lacking. Will look into those suggestions! I've got three months!

Gukbe, Sunday, 14 July 2013 07:35 (twelve years ago)

ending date will be the ummmmmmmmm 96th anniversary of october (adjusted for the gregorian calendar). i think.

"""""""""""""stalin""""""""""" (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 14 July 2013 07:44 (twelve years ago)

alexandra kollontai or gtfo

whateverface (c sharp major), Sunday, 14 July 2013 07:57 (twelve years ago)

ugh i thought she was on here! she was in the text file i made first in another window. write-in.

"""""""""""""stalin""""""""""" (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 14 July 2013 08:00 (twelve years ago)

so disappointed in u dlh

whateverface (c sharp major), Sunday, 14 July 2013 08:02 (twelve years ago)

i had to wiki everybody's patronymics. except lenin's, cuz of the big lebowski.

"""""""""""""stalin""""""""""" (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 14 July 2013 08:03 (twelve years ago)

My name is Fyodor Andreyevich Sergeyev, but I'm "Comrade Artyom" to my friends, BITCH.

first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 14 July 2013 11:38 (twelve years ago)

alexandra kollontai or gtfo

― whateverface (c sharp major), Sunday, July 14, 2013 8:57 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

OTM. First name I looked for.

emil.y, Sunday, 14 July 2013 19:06 (twelve years ago)

tempted to vote Mayakovsky, probly voting Trotsky, permanent revolution or gtfo i guess

the SI unit of ignorance (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 July 2013 19:22 (twelve years ago)

voted babel of course (one of my favorite moments teaching high school was teaching odessa tales). great poll dlh

Mordy , Sunday, 14 July 2013 19:29 (twelve years ago)

should have included anna akhmatova btw. i avoided her back when the list was just hardcore bolsheviks and forgot to restore her when i added everyone else. would prob vote her over mayakovsky but i'm not rigorously read in either.

babel is on my shortlist (w trotsky, zasulich, lunacharsky, """"""""stalin"""""""", yagoda because while he's a decadent murderous perv like the rest of the nkvd chiefs he gets off a great line in the lubyanka). i just finished a biggish paper on babel that got really messy and didn't live up to my hopes for it but man he is a rich seam.

"""""""""""""stalin""""""""""" (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 14 July 2013 19:37 (twelve years ago)

kudos to Warren Beatty for making the Russia part of Reds center on Zinoviev, rubbing lemon on his teeth "for the scurvy."

first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 14 July 2013 19:40 (twelve years ago)

Would've voted for either kropotkin or makhno but I get why they were excluded. My sympathies lie with those who denounced the revolution from the left obviously

Which future stalinist stooge will get the most votes lol

the Spanish Porky's (Shakey Mo Collier), Sunday, 14 July 2013 19:44 (twelve years ago)

played by jerzy kosinsky! that part's great. xp

"""""""""""""stalin""""""""""" (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 14 July 2013 19:44 (twelve years ago)

I will stan for those montefiore books

the Spanish Porky's (Shakey Mo Collier), Sunday, 14 July 2013 19:48 (twelve years ago)

Would have voted for Akhmatova. Went with Babel over Trotsky.

Frederik B, Sunday, 14 July 2013 20:21 (twelve years ago)

http://www.eldritchpress.org/el/pix/pro05.jpg

j., Sunday, 14 July 2013 20:25 (twelve years ago)

a Buzzcocks album sleeve?

first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 14 July 2013 20:27 (twelve years ago)

an el lissitzky 'joint' abt sm squares lookin to start somethin

j., Sunday, 14 July 2013 20:40 (twelve years ago)

martov deserves a sympathy vote for having been the specific person trotsky told to go to the ashheap of history

"""""""""""""stalin""""""""""" (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 14 July 2013 23:38 (twelve years ago)

Montefiore's Young Stalin book is A++. Have to think about this poll and prepare a glorious manifesto.

Elvis Telecom, Sunday, 14 July 2013 23:43 (twelve years ago)

boo @ Montefiore.

Marina Tsvetaeva was apolitical (or a White) wasn't she? bah..

xyzzzz__, Monday, 15 July 2013 20:05 (twelve years ago)

mayakovsky because there isn't a single gray hair in my soul (the only line i remember from his poetry)

Treeship, Monday, 15 July 2013 20:08 (twelve years ago)

Would vote for Korolev, but he was only 10 when this happened.

Ze Meadow Morals Squad (kingfish), Monday, 15 July 2013 20:13 (twelve years ago)

tsvetaeva's husband was white army

balls, Monday, 15 July 2013 21:23 (twelve years ago)

had to go with my man kerensky just for thinking he could somehow win the war just by making speeches with his hand tucked into his jacket like napoleon

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 15 July 2013 23:45 (twelve years ago)

An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests; the painting depicts Nadezhda Krupskaya naked in bed with Leon Trotsky. One guest asks, "But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" To which the painter replies, "Lenin's in Poland."

Mordy , Monday, 15 July 2013 23:50 (twelve years ago)

one of my fave jokes - but when i first heard it (in the telushkin joke book i think) the artist was a refusnik

Mordy , Monday, 15 July 2013 23:51 (twelve years ago)

haha that's awesome

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 15 July 2013 23:55 (twelve years ago)

Made me laugh.

emil.y, Monday, 15 July 2013 23:57 (twelve years ago)

lollll

"""""""""""""stalin""""""""""" (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 00:18 (twelve years ago)

in real LOL

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 07:31 (twelve years ago)

searched three different deutscher indices today for a story i swear i didn't dream in which trotsky and stalin show up early to a politburo meeting in the early 20s and are sitting together in silence shuffling papers when they become aware that behind a screen in a corner of the room one of the other members of the politburo is fooling around with his mistress; stalin, hugely amused, leans forward to trotsky to whisper-laugh about it, and trotsky just glares at him and looks really uncomfortable and upset and goes SHHHHHHHHH! stalin recoils and neither of them say anything else until the others arrive. some people don't get along. anyway this story's pointless because i don't remember who the guy behind the screen is and i was going to submit it in his favor. i did find this funny moment of exasperation for molotov, tho, whom it's easy to be much more sympathetic to (in this story) than deutscher is, especially considering the rapid rise he presumably expected would wrangle him some respect:

For sheer lack of color Molotov forms a striking contrast to Dzerzhinsky. In his late twenties, he already occupied a high position in the hierarchy: he had been secretary to the Central Committee before Stalin became General Secretary, and then he served under Stalin as his chief aid. Even at this stage his narrowness and slow-mindedness were already bywords in Bolshevik circles; he appeared to be devoid of any political talent and incapable of any initiative ... The story is told that Trotsky once appeared at the Secretariat, dissatisfied with something that had been done there, and all but pointing at Molotov taunted the dull-witted bureaucrats of the Secretariat. "Comrade Trotsky," Molotov stammered out, "Comrade Trotsky, not everyone can be a genius."

one yankee sympathizer masquerading as a historian (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 04:05 (twelve years ago)

None of the real headz going to vote for Lenin, Trotsky or Stalin, surely.

'Understand, your daughter's addiction is not your problem' (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 09:25 (twelve years ago)

three months pass...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 00:01 (eleven years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Thursday, 7 November 2013 00:01 (eleven years ago)

six months pass...

I am half way through the Figes book and am also enjoying the accounts of the minor background characters of the revolution era. Like Semenov the autodidact peasant farmer, who kicked against the prevalent stupidity of his patriarchal village and travelled, learned about European agricultural advances and bravely took on the evil village patriarch, who sabotaged his every move, poisoned his cattle and had his wife beaten up by thugs. Yet he prevailed and built a lucrative business. I can't google any information on him but would assume he either perished in WW1 or was maybe given a Kulak's holiday in Siberia after the Revolution, not got that far into the book yet. i can't resist googling spoilers on which characters will end perishing during the terror.

Beilis the Jewish brick factory manager is another great story. I mean holy shit to survive a state driven anti-semitic show trial that the Tsar has thrown his weight behind must have been terrifying. Luckily it was such a badly conceived fit up. It was common knowledge amongst the liberal press and the police even that the schoolkid had been murdered by a Russian crime gang for threatening to inform on their cache of stolen goods. A bent juror was quoted as saying "How are we supposed to prosecute this guy if he doesn't even get mentioned in court?".

I have not read much on Kirov yet, guessing that he may have just been slightly less evil than Stalin had he managed to get him first.

xelab, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 21:21 (eleven years ago)

three years pass...

Absolutely shocking that Martov got 0 votes in this, a real mens(c)h(evik).

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 November 2017 00:19 (seven years ago)


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