Seriously, fuck this. And fuck my best friend of 15 years who hasn't even called me. God, even my grandma hasn't called me. I would just go get wasted, but I have no money. And I can't find my red lipstick. I am 30 and I want to wear my fucking red lipstick.
― emilys., Tuesday, 23 July 2013 22:49 (twelve years ago)
Also, my vagina just started bleeding.
Are you sure it's the right day?
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 22:51 (twelve years ago)
btw, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 22:52 (twelve years ago)
Happy birthday anyway
― mundane peaceable username (darraghmac), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 22:52 (twelve years ago)
Happy birthday! http://drawception.com/pub/panels/2012/7-14/QR19wdkxza-12.png
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 22:53 (twelve years ago)
Timely thread. Mine's on Thursday and looks set to be my worst in a decade.
― Thelema & Louise (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 22:55 (twelve years ago)
Happy Birthday! You too Jon!
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 22:57 (twelve years ago)
It really shouldn't matter to me at this age, but it does. Thanks, all.
― emilys., Tuesday, 23 July 2013 23:02 (twelve years ago)
30 is an obvious milestone birthday, so it mattering to you is only normal.
Of course, what are numbers anyway?
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 23:03 (twelve years ago)
One's thirties are a treat ime. You're gonna have a good time emilys.
― Thelema & Louise (Jon Lewis), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 23:03 (twelve years ago)
thirties are great! hb jon!!!
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 23:08 (twelve years ago)
Birthdays suck imo, and round-number birthdays suck the worst. Find a way to treat yourself!
H H A PP PP Y Y BB I RR TTTTT H H DD A Y Y !H H A A P PP P PP Y Y B BB I R RR T H H D DD A A Y Y !HHHHH AAAAA PPPP PPPP Y BBB I RRRR T HHHHH D DD AAAAA Y !H H A A P P Y B BB I R R T H H D DD A A Y !H H A A P P Y BB I R R T H H DD A A Y !
― you may not like it now but you will (Zora), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 23:18 (twelve years ago)
Well, that didn't work.
I liked it.
― brodie positivity!! (wins), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 23:19 (twelve years ago)
hb everyone
― brodie positivity!! (wins), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 23:20 (twelve years ago)
Happy birthday other emily!
― emil.y, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 23:25 (twelve years ago)
Wait, what if you're other emily?
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 23:26 (twelve years ago)
There can be only one.
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 23:26 (twelve years ago)
Even # bdays are the best! Prime numbers are the worst.
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 23:27 (twelve years ago)
haha classic LL
― emilys., Tuesday, 23 July 2013 23:32 (twelve years ago)
hb! hopefully a doctor (male obv) or an exorcist can help you with your bleeding trouble
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 23:44 (twelve years ago)
happy 30th emilys.!!!
― loosely inspired by Dr. Dre (crüt), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 23:50 (twelve years ago)
happy b-day. 30 sounds like a good age to me. i hope you found your red lipstick and that you do something fun.
― Treeship, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 23:53 (twelve years ago)
happy birthday
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― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 01:32 (twelve years ago)
happy birthday!
― markers, Wednesday, 24 July 2013 01:39 (twelve years ago)
omg happy bday, I strongly endorse 30s, never before have I found myself and lost myself with such frequency
― mh, Wednesday, 24 July 2013 02:18 (twelve years ago)
Happy birthday! 30s have been a huge improvement on 20s so far.
― EveningStar (Sund4r), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 02:22 (twelve years ago)