kardashian christmas card 2013 Anticipation Thread

i'll post past ones to get us started

2010:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-C48W_ohrXLQ/TvFa-jbqVhI/AAAAAAAADH4/6TytIvXJMAo/s1600/KARDASHIAN-CHRISTMAS-CARD.jpg

time flies, man

it's gonna be a kanye kristmas

that looks like a picture of the most evil people in America

rob's kinda cute

I mean don't get me wrong, Khloe/Kim/Kourtney could all get it, I just suspect that during they would be stripping me of everything I hold near and dear to my heart, both materially and spiritually, before snapping my neck, tearing my head from my lifeless body and feasting on the sweet juices contained within

right

says the post "Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner are reportedly keen to end "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" on a "high note" soon — because Jenner has her sights set on winning an Academy Award."

the one with the green fur thing (kylie?) looks terrifying/awesome in this. i wish i looked like that in one of my family's christmas cards. kourtney's posture and outfit aren't representative of her persona on the show -- which is aloof, distant, and for these reasons strangely compelling, to me at least. she is the only kardashian sister with any mystery about her.

yeah she looks pretty good. i think she's the model? (kendall?)

BEHOLD

http://gawker.com/kardashian-christmas-cardashian-sends-good-tidings-from-1474823332

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/1985rad1i45wpjpg/original.jpg

Shot by LaChapelle.

I keep thing "slightly updated set from an 80s Queen video"

my eyes threw up

http://i.imgur.com/KLrTFPn.png

This tweet is making me feel a type of way rn

What is this cake

We danced, rode bikes, swam near whales, kayaked, watched a movie on the beach and so much more. I realize that for most people, this is something that is so far out of reach right now, so in moments like these, I am humbly reminded of how privileged my life is. #thisis40 pic.twitter.com/UYOcVBpytW

— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) October 27, 2020

My grandma used to make me a Barbie cake (one tier) each year when I was a kid. It’s a thing! She did not however have access to Boob Job Barbie??

The tier was usually a skirt, like those crocheted toilet paper cover dolls

The cake is somehow the least objectionable part of that entire shit show. 2020 needed it's "let them eat cake" moment.

I've seen iterations where the cake is sculpted to look like the doll's dress, which is what I expected to see here, so seeing that it was just a regular-ass cake with a doll stuck in it is cracking me up

"How should we finish this? Flowers? Candles? Bows? How much time do we have left?"
"... about 45 seconds"
"Oh fuck. Um..... okay just shove this doll in there, they're all high anyway and will think it's charming."

This is great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjEMLkgUHXQ

that is actually a pretty okay video
ought i bother listening or just play salem over it

it's worth listening to.

my son discovered it via the harmony korine subreddit; it's like, not even indexed on youtube (as in, if you search for 'kim kardashian santa baby' the only things you get back are videos about this, not the actual video, which is odd). I was unfamiliar with Nadia Lee Cohen but she seems to be interesting.

i'll have to keep an eye out for more nadia lee cohen joints!
i listened -- the wisps of song that came thru the diagetic sounds and camera creakling didn't do much for me but other than that, hell yes, banger of a kim kardashian kristmas kard this year 🤘