HIS ONE MISTAKE

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Option	Votes
The funeral will be held Thursday.	3
........HIS ONE MISTAKE ---->	2
He took healthy walks where there was clean air.	2
He never smoked, drunk much or lost his temper.	2
He knew a few good jokes.	1
He slept at least 8 hours every night.	0
He played football on Sunday mornings.	0
He ate lots of fresh fruit.	0
He kept himself clean.	0
He did his daily exercises.	0
He was all set to live to be a hundred.	0
60 70 80 90 100	0
The doctors examined him twice a year.	0

― Blandford Forum, Monday, 29 July 2013 15:53 (twelve years ago)

He took baths with duckies?

― waterface, Monday, 29 July 2013 16:05 (twelve years ago)

He carried a tire with him wherever he went?

― waterface, Monday, 29 July 2013 16:05 (twelve years ago)

He was Simon Templar?

― Mark G, Monday, 29 July 2013 16:06 (twelve years ago)

He forgot which way that one-way street went?

― things are going to get better or worse (WilliamC), Monday, 29 July 2013 16:14 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEFHv6wqhJM

― clique- your heels, together (darraghmac), Monday, 29 July 2013 16:16 (twelve years ago)

The 'mistake' (whether it was one or not) relies on the cause of and/or scenario that brought on his death.

Otherwise, from the sparse details provided and, more importantly, philosophically, it is merely a contingent fact, which may give rise to a (completely different) colloquium.

― c21m50nh3x460n, Monday, 29 July 2013 16:23 (twelve years ago)

I'm guessing God struck him down for being a miserable fuck

― frogbs, Monday, 29 July 2013 16:28 (twelve years ago)

omg he was Lutheran

― flamboyant goon tie included, Monday, 29 July 2013 17:10 (twelve years ago)

he is joe pesci

― Z S, Monday, 29 July 2013 17:13 (twelve years ago)

........HIS ONE MISTAKE ---->

He forgot to tell Jack Chick to fuck off and stop being a judgemental prick?

― slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Monday, 29 July 2013 17:15 (twelve years ago)

he knew a few good jokes

― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Monday, 29 July 2013 17:15 (twelve years ago)

I know a lot of bad jokes.

― slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Monday, 29 July 2013 17:16 (twelve years ago)

did he fall into a slurry pit while playing on a farm?

― trippin' on brostep beats (NickB), Monday, 29 July 2013 17:19 (twelve years ago)

wait a minute, i know this guy

― pplains, Monday, 29 July 2013 17:19 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/DBLuqvT.gif

― pplains, Monday, 29 July 2013 17:19 (twelve years ago)

Obv I am going to start bathing in wading pools

― chicken (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 29 July 2013 19:32 (twelve years ago)

xp lsoing my shit over that

― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 29 July 2013 20:29 (twelve years ago)

losing even

― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 29 July 2013 20:29 (twelve years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Saturday, 3 August 2013 00:01 (twelve years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Sunday, 4 August 2013 00:01 (twelve years ago)

oh that's perfect. the found poetry of ILX poll results :)

― imago, Sunday, 4 August 2013 00:02 (twelve years ago)

"He knew a few good jokes" was robbed!!

― een, Sunday, 4 August 2013 00:24 (twelve years ago)

But what WAS his mistake then? Lived on his own? Never pooped?

― StanM, Sunday, 4 August 2013 14:04 (twelve years ago)

He was all set to live to be a hundred.

60 70 80 90

^^^^^^^^^^^^
<<<<100>>>>>
vvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

― Z S, Sunday, 4 August 2013 15:19 (twelve years ago)

eightyone
eighty two
eighty three
eighty foooooour

― imago, Sunday, 4 August 2013 15:23 (twelve years ago)

Fuck. It's "he forgot god" isn't it?

― StanM, Sunday, 4 August 2013 19:20 (twelve years ago)

i was gonna guess "fucking donkeys"

― phasmid beetle types (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 4 August 2013 19:22 (twelve years ago)

http://tractleague.com/tracts/his-one-mistake/

― Treeship, Sunday, 4 August 2013 19:37 (twelve years ago)

THE TRUTH REVEALED:

http://i.imgur.com/Eq1Yd1o.jpg

― Blandford Forum, Sunday, 4 August 2013 19:53 (twelve years ago)

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj242/donaldparsley/hisonemistake_zps43ed4bce.jpg

― IIIrd Datekeeper (contenderizer), Sunday, 4 August 2013 19:59 (twelve years ago)

doesn't the halo mean he's pretty much ok with god? I didn't think they handed those things out just for being straight edge.

― Remember! The cormorant is a big brrd. It has got a long neck. (unregistered), Sunday, 4 August 2013 20:23 (twelve years ago)

"one weird mistake that dooms you to eternal torment. universalists hate this man!"

― Remember! The cormorant is a big brrd. It has got a long neck. (unregistered), Sunday, 4 August 2013 20:26 (twelve years ago)

What are they implying, does being out of work make you immortal?

― StanM, Sunday, 4 August 2013 21:50 (twelve years ago)

Stress is a killer

― imago, Sunday, 4 August 2013 23:54 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fTkxwIlFpg

― trippin' on brostep beats (NickB), Sunday, 4 August 2013 23:59 (twelve years ago)

idgi, the ageometer at the end doesn't even indicate WHEN he died! Some vague age between 60-100? or can we even assume that much

― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, 5 August 2013 02:59 (twelve years ago)

mistake was living to 101 lol

― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, 5 August 2013 03:00 (twelve years ago)

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