DOGS V CATS

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Gonna start a dog v. cat poll after lunch
― waterface
let's just move on to this part of the day
― Z S, Thursday, August 1, 2013 5:57 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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Poll Results

Option	Votes
BATS	20
DOGS	14

― waterface, Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:35 (twelve years ago)

never not voting for bats

― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:35 (twelve years ago)

Definitely bats.

― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:36 (twelve years ago)

voting for bats because they poop

― Z S, Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:42 (twelve years ago)

shit

― waterface, Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:53 (twelve years ago)

Bats are cute.

― emil.y, Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:54 (twelve years ago)

Bats are neato, but I'd rather have a dog as a pet. So DOGS!

― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:55 (twelve years ago)

I'm gettin real sick of your ass, waterface

― frogbs, Thursday, 1 August 2013 18:23 (twelve years ago)

Down, down, down. There was nothing else to do, so Alice soon began talking again. Dinah'll miss me very much to-night, I should think!' (Dinah was the cat.) `I hope they'll remember her saucer of milk at tea-time. Dinah my dear! I wish you were down here with me! There are no mice in the air, I'm afraid, but you might catch a bat, and that's very like a mouse, you know. But do cats eat bats, I wonder?' And here Alice began to get rather sleepy, and went on saying to herself, in a dreamy sort of way, `Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats?' and sometimes, `Do bats eat cats?' for, you see, as she couldn't answer either question, it didn't much matter which way she put it. She felt that she was dozing off, and had just begun to dream that she was walking hand in hand with Dinah, and saying to her very earnestly, `Now, Dinah, tell me the truth: did you ever eat a bat?' when suddenly, thump! thump! down she came upon a heap of sticks and dry leaves, and the fall was over.

― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 1 August 2013 18:24 (twelve years ago)

voting for bats because they poop
― Z S, Thursday, August 1, 2013 6:42 PM (43 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Dogs also poop!!!

― waterface, Thursday, 1 August 2013 18:26 (twelve years ago)

fuck i knew i forgot something

― Z S, Thursday, 1 August 2013 18:35 (twelve years ago)

Don't sweat it man, I spelled cats wrong!

― waterface, Thursday, 1 August 2013 18:37 (twelve years ago)

bats have smut, no more bats :(

― IIIrd Datekeeper (contenderizer), Thursday, 1 August 2013 18:55 (twelve years ago)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ckBlasgNSzg/S9tZnD1mJhI/AAAAAAAATG4/PDinnKu7UFw/s400/Bat+Cat.jpg
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ckBlasgNSzg/S9tZnD1mJhI/AAAAAAAATG4/PDinnKu7UFw/s400/Bat+Cat.jpg
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ckBlasgNSzg/S9tZnD1mJhI/AAAAAAAATG4/PDinnKu7UFw/s400/Bat+Cat.jpg
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ckBlasgNSzg/S9tZnD1mJhI/AAAAAAAATG4/PDinnKu7UFw/s400/Bat+Cat.jpg
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ckBlasgNSzg/S9tZnD1mJhI/AAAAAAAATG4/PDinnKu7UFw/s400/Bat+Cat.jpg

― markers, Thursday, 1 August 2013 18:55 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-KGv0uAMsQ

― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 1 August 2013 19:18 (twelve years ago)

Voting for bats because they can look up.

― Chewshabadoo, Thursday, 1 August 2013 19:21 (twelve years ago)

If anyone votes for cats, it should be because they can fly

― waterface, Thursday, 1 August 2013 19:23 (twelve years ago)

shit i mean cats

― waterface, Thursday, 1 August 2013 19:23 (twelve years ago)

i mean bats!

― waterface, Thursday, 1 August 2013 19:23 (twelve years ago)

fuckshit

― waterface, Thursday, 1 August 2013 19:23 (twelve years ago)

http://www.portlandmercury.com/binary/e0b9/1356032722-screen_shot_2012-12-20_at_11.44.21_am.png

― IIIrd Datekeeper (contenderizer), Thursday, 1 August 2013 19:25 (twelve years ago)

http://seekersofthebat.com/wp-content/uploads/BecomeBat.jpg

― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 1 August 2013 19:30 (twelve years ago)

dawgs

― the late great, Thursday, 1 August 2013 19:31 (twelve years ago)

http://cdn.7static.com/static/img/sleeveart/00/003/030/0000303094_500.jpg

― IIIrd Datekeeper (contenderizer), Thursday, 1 August 2013 19:33 (twelve years ago)

https://a2-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/153/f7cc0b5e86ca43f4be784139b06638ea/600x600.jpg

the fuck is wrong with these people

― IIIrd Datekeeper (contenderizer), Thursday, 1 August 2013 19:34 (twelve years ago)

they appear to be virgins

― waterface, Thursday, 1 August 2013 19:39 (twelve years ago)

http://vampyrefangs.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/bat-cuddle.jpg?w=500

― Lectures of Pelé (Michael White), Thursday, 1 August 2013 20:01 (twelve years ago)

hot bat

― color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that, Thursday, 1 August 2013 20:03 (twelve years ago)

:-) lol

― color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that, Thursday, 1 August 2013 20:03 (twelve years ago)

cutebat

― color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that, Thursday, 1 August 2013 20:03 (twelve years ago)

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT-s1BrL_FWqbm1qHkTlHWKJCehbuyPhYjVTmgeturahZPET_4ixIuu7x12TA

― Lectures of Pelé (Michael White), Thursday, 1 August 2013 20:17 (twelve years ago)

dogs pretty much rule so this is still dogs evn with the typo

― phasmid beetle types (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 1 August 2013 20:17 (twelve years ago)

Do you prefer having boxes of shit in your home or taking someone out to shit in the street and then bagging it?

― Lectures of Pelé (Michael White), Thursday, 1 August 2013 20:22 (twelve years ago)

Or are you Thelonious Monk?

― Lectures of Pelé (Michael White), Thursday, 1 August 2013 20:22 (twelve years ago)

mingus

― mookieproof, Thursday, 1 August 2013 20:29 (twelve years ago)

let your dog shit everywhere and clean none of it

― markers, Thursday, 1 August 2013 20:34 (twelve years ago)

this is life. people should get over it.

― markers, Thursday, 1 August 2013 20:35 (twelve years ago)

mokkieproof, was it mingus?

― Lectures of Pelé (Michael White), Thursday, 1 August 2013 20:35 (twelve years ago)

I had a friend who painstakingly trained his cat to shit in the toilet and then he had to painstakinly train all his friends to leave the lid up.

― Lectures of Pelé (Michael White), Thursday, 1 August 2013 20:37 (twelve years ago)

this is life. people should get over it.

People invaryingly do

― Lectures of Pelé (Michael White), Thursday, 1 August 2013 20:37 (twelve years ago)

pretty dark for a thread titled "DOGS V CATS"

― markers, Thursday, 1 August 2013 20:40 (twelve years ago)

you're pretty dark bro

― waterface, Thursday, 1 August 2013 20:42 (twelve years ago)

Only dark if you deny mortality

― Lectures of Pelé (Michael White), Thursday, 1 August 2013 20:43 (twelve years ago)

I meant markers. You're fine Mr. Pele

― waterface, Thursday, 1 August 2013 20:45 (twelve years ago)

As usual, ILX reduces to a poll what should be anecdotal vignettes; dogs for playing fetch and cats for bed warmers. They both have appalling table manners, though.

― Lectures of Pelé (Michael White), Thursday, 1 August 2013 20:46 (twelve years ago)

“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.” G. Marx

― Lectures of Pelé (Michael White), Thursday, 1 August 2013 20:48 (twelve years ago)

Wow who the hell are you you seem like a real drip

― waterface, Thursday, 1 August 2013 20:59 (twelve years ago)

A veritable drip I may very well be, but don't I at least warrant a comma or a question mark?

― Lectures of Pelé (Michael White), Thursday, 1 August 2013 21:57 (twelve years ago)

― waterface, Thursday, 1 August 2013 21:58 (twelve years ago)

Vielen Danke...

― Lectures of Pelé (Michael White), Thursday, 1 August 2013 22:04 (twelve years ago)

Dogs easy

― clique- your heels, together (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 August 2013 22:14 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Rnsosz3Mlo

― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Thursday, 1 August 2013 22:21 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_SjhcdF_J4

― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Thursday, 1 August 2013 22:22 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkeSSdwbnPg

― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Thursday, 1 August 2013 22:22 (twelve years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Friday, 2 August 2013 00:01 (twelve years ago)

BATS

― emil.y, Friday, 2 August 2013 00:04 (twelve years ago)

otm

― IIIrd Datekeeper (contenderizer), Friday, 2 August 2013 00:13 (twelve years ago)

hats for bats

keep bats warm

― mookieproof, Friday, 2 August 2013 00:29 (twelve years ago)

Bat-Cat!
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― Word Salad Username (j.lu), Friday, 2 August 2013 01:52 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYnQQL5oB7k

― Your Own Personal El Guapo (kingfish), Friday, 2 August 2013 03:22 (twelve years ago)

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